Lies!

black bart · Postby **black bart** » Wed Oct 17, 2012 6:27 am

^doesn't know any more 'Yo Mamma' jokes (hopefully)

Ravi Oli · Postby **Ravi Oli** » Thu Oct 18, 2012 4:55 pm

^ has bookmarked 30 pages of them just in case.

black bart · Postby **black bart** » Fri Oct 19, 2012 7:52 am

^was about to start that post with a "Yo mamma joke" when he suddenly remembered he was addressing the Harlem Globe Trotters Annual Convention.

Postby **Roy Hunter** » Fri Oct 19, 2012 9:08 am

^ canvassed the Harlem Globe Trotters for the 'Vote Romney' campaign.

Ravi Oli · Postby **Ravi Oli** » Sun Oct 21, 2012 9:45 am

^ signed Pee-wee Herman instead.

Almighty Doer of Stuff · Postby **Almighty Doer of Stuff** » Sun Oct 21, 2012 11:46 am

^ was arrested when he tried to sign Paul Reubens's face with a permanent marker.

Postby **Roy Hunter** » Sun Oct 21, 2012 3:21 pm

^ was arrested for insisting that Paul Robeson was in fact Billy Crystal wearing blackface.

Ravi Oli · Postby **Ravi Oli** » Sun Oct 21, 2012 5:01 pm

^ was arrested for selling fake treasure maps to Curly's gold.

black bart · Postby **black bart** » Mon Oct 22, 2012 8:21 am

^is one nugget short of a full goldrush

Ravi Oli · Postby **Ravi Oli** » Tue Oct 23, 2012 3:59 pm

^ believes all that glitters is gold and the guy who gave him a iron pyrite nugget is a fool.

Postby **Roy Hunter** » Tue Oct 23, 2012 4:22 pm

^ is still a Gary Glitter fan.

Ravi Oli · Postby **Ravi Oli** » Wed Oct 24, 2012 4:11 am

^ you wanna be in my gang, my gang, my gang, ^ you wanna be in my gang, Oh yeah!

black bart · Postby **black bart** » Wed Oct 24, 2012 7:48 am

^has formed together Garry Glitter and Jimmy Saville to make a Supergrope.

pieces o'nine · Postby **pieces o'nine** » Wed Oct 24, 2012 1:49 pm

^ That wasn't a Freudian Slip.

Ravi Oli · Postby **Ravi Oli** » Wed Oct 24, 2012 4:41 pm

^ discovered answering the door in her slip was an effective deterent for Halloween trick-or-treaters.

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