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Re: Lies!

Postby black bart » Fri Oct 26, 2012 5:37 am

All the King's Horses and all the Kings men couldn't sort out Yo Momma's face.
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Re: Lies!

Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard » Fri Oct 26, 2012 9:38 am

Ye all say notty fings abowt yer mum an ye all ban

ban ban ban ban ban!

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Re: Lies!

Postby Ravi Oli » Fri Oct 26, 2012 3:52 pm

^ Yo was stolen by gypsys but they paid yo mamma to take you back.
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Re: Lies!

Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard » Sun Oct 28, 2012 7:18 pm

fus pos
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Re: Lies!

Postby Ravi Oli » Tue Oct 30, 2012 4:08 pm

^ would spell that "faux pas" if he was literate.
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Re: Lies!

Postby black bart » Thu Nov 01, 2012 6:45 am

^has promised to give Nef Yoo private tuition.
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Re: Lies!

Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard » Thu Nov 01, 2012 6:23 pm

rrrrrrrrrrrr
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Re: Lies!

Postby Ravi Oli » Fri Nov 02, 2012 3:15 am

^^ has already taught ^ to speak through his rrrrrrrrrr's.
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Re: Lies!

Postby black bart » Fri Nov 02, 2012 7:20 am

^is spending his birthday with Nef Yoo
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Re: Lies!

Postby Ravi Oli » Fri Nov 02, 2012 5:01 pm

The big training stick ^ lent me has absolutely no effect on the little bugger's learning ability. I think he is naturally thick.
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Re: Lies!

Postby black bart » Mon Nov 05, 2012 8:57 am

^is a stick short of a full plank...aargh!
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Re: Lies!

Postby Ravi Oli » Mon Nov 05, 2012 4:29 pm

^ is banned from the staff Monkey party after he was caught planking on his desk with the receptionist last year.
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Re: Lies!

Postby black bart » Wed Nov 07, 2012 9:15 am

^helps to put my entire body in plaster after I fell off the receptionist
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Re: Lies!

Postby Ravi Oli » Fri Nov 09, 2012 6:08 am

While in his body cast ^ was painted up as Ronald McDonald and left sitting on a park bench.
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Re: Lies!

Postby black bart » Fri Nov 09, 2012 8:22 am

Image

^wishes he'd thought of that idea and asked to go 'Large'.
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