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Roy Hunter
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"I don't mean to sound bitter, cynical and cruel; but I am, so that's how it comes out." Bill Hicks.
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"One should not believe everything one reads on the internet." Abraham Lincoln
"Are you OK?" daftbeaker (<-- very good question, people should ask it more often.)
Beware the Ides of June!
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Midgets draw the short straw
The smoke wafted gently in the breeze across the poop deck and all seemed right in the world.
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Painters are unseen.
Vasco Pyjama asked Mr Curly: What is worth doing and what is worth having? Mr Curly replied: It is worth doing nothing and having a rest.
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-- The Curly-Pyjama Letters
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Killer robots are determinatied
Bullies are demeaned
Philosophers are demoralised
Bullies are demeaned
Philosophers are demoralised
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Roy Hunter
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Rastafarians are debra(i)ded.
Photographers come unfixed.
Electricians are delighted.
A sacked shipbuilder is a derivetive.
Once you discover that love no longer hurts, you are declined.
If you were sacked from a seminal '70s - '80s punk band with an iconic haircut, but then allowed back in, would you be de-de-Ramone-d?
Photographers come unfixed.
Electricians are delighted.
A sacked shipbuilder is a derivetive.
Once you discover that love no longer hurts, you are declined.
If you were sacked from a seminal '70s - '80s punk band with an iconic haircut, but then allowed back in, would you be de-de-Ramone-d?
"I don't mean to sound bitter, cynical and cruel; but I am, so that's how it comes out." Bill Hicks.
"One should not believe everything one reads on the internet." Abraham Lincoln
"Are you OK?" daftbeaker (<-- very good question, people should ask it more often.)
Beware the Ides of June!
"One should not believe everything one reads on the internet." Abraham Lincoln
"Are you OK?" daftbeaker (<-- very good question, people should ask it more often.)
Beware the Ides of June!
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Queen Witches who have had a nose job are 'Decroned'.
The smoke wafted gently in the breeze across the poop deck and all seemed right in the world.
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Hoteliers are dislodged
Pig Farmers are disgruntled
Teachers are distaughted
PAs are disappointed
Prison guards are disabused
Pig Farmers are disgruntled
Teachers are distaughted
PAs are disappointed
Prison guards are disabused
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Miners are depic(k)ted
Economists are devalued
Optometrists are devitrified
Cricketers are decapitated
Economists are devalued
Optometrists are devitrified
Cricketers are decapitated
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Moderators are deranged!
"There was a time when religion ruled the world. It is known as the Dark Ages." Ruth Hurmence Green
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Roy Hunter
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Yes? What's your point?Monobaz wrote:Moderators are deranged!
"I don't mean to sound bitter, cynical and cruel; but I am, so that's how it comes out." Bill Hicks.
"One should not believe everything one reads on the internet." Abraham Lincoln
"Are you OK?" daftbeaker (<-- very good question, people should ask it more often.)
Beware the Ides of June!
"One should not believe everything one reads on the internet." Abraham Lincoln
"Are you OK?" daftbeaker (<-- very good question, people should ask it more often.)
Beware the Ides of June!
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Roy Hunter wrote:Yes? What's your point?Monobaz wrote:Moderators are deranged!
Moderators keep order; to derange is to put out of order. Perhaps slightly obscure but stunningly true in any case.
"There was a time when religion ruled the world. It is known as the Dark Ages." Ruth Hurmence Green
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Roy Hunter
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Fair enough. I would suggest, however, that moderators end up immoderate.
"I don't mean to sound bitter, cynical and cruel; but I am, so that's how it comes out." Bill Hicks.
"One should not believe everything one reads on the internet." Abraham Lincoln
"Are you OK?" daftbeaker (<-- very good question, people should ask it more often.)
Beware the Ides of June!
"One should not believe everything one reads on the internet." Abraham Lincoln
"Are you OK?" daftbeaker (<-- very good question, people should ask it more often.)
Beware the Ides of June!
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A gigolo would be dismembered.
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A lawyer would be distorted.
"I don't mean to sound bitter, cynical and cruel; but I am, so that's how it comes out." Bill Hicks.
"One should not believe everything one reads on the internet." Abraham Lincoln
"Are you OK?" daftbeaker (<-- very good question, people should ask it more often.)
Beware the Ides of June!
"One should not believe everything one reads on the internet." Abraham Lincoln
"Are you OK?" daftbeaker (<-- very good question, people should ask it more often.)
Beware the Ides of June!
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