The Great Pirate Insult Challenge

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Re: The Great Pirate Insult Challenge

Postby black bart » Tue Nov 13, 2012 5:50 am

Aaaaarrrgh yer bowsprit ave dropped orf an yer rollocks ave rusted.
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Re: The Great Pirate Insult Challenge

Postby Ravi Oli » Tue Nov 13, 2012 7:19 am

Arrrggghhh Oi be bettarrrggghhh orf than ye. Yer bollocks ave dropped orf an yer rowsprit ave rusted.
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Re: The Great Pirate Insult Challenge

Postby black bart » Mon Nov 19, 2012 9:14 am

Arrrgh I'd slap ye wiv an haddock but it would onlee himprove yer face!
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Re: The Great Pirate Insult Challenge

Postby Ravi Oli » Mon Nov 19, 2012 11:09 am

Ye 'as a face wot lawnched a tho'sand ships... they thawt thee kraken 'ad been released.
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Re: The Great Pirate Insult Challenge

Postby Roland Deschain » Mon Nov 19, 2012 4:55 pm

Thee kraken be 'avin' nothin' on ye, ye lily-livered landlubber! 'Ow dare ye insult one o' thee best cap'ns ter sail the eighth sea, Thee Sea O' Impossibility.
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Re: The Great Pirate Insult Challenge

Postby black bart » Tue Nov 20, 2012 11:59 am

Avaarrrghst...Ye has a women's Kraken!
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Re: The Great Pirate Insult Challenge

Postby Ravi Oli » Wed Nov 28, 2012 4:22 pm

Barrrggghhhh barrrrrt.... Call yerself a pyrate? Ye brung a wench [or part o'one] abord thee thread an' sunk it!!
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Re: The Great Pirate Insult Challenge

Postby pieces o'nine » Fri Nov 30, 2012 3:16 pm

Yer awl werfless an weake, ye pustulating bags o'scurviferous bones!
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Re: The Great Pirate Insult Challenge

Postby Ravi Oli » Sun Dec 02, 2012 3:26 pm

Arrrrggghhh insted o'insultin' us ye be singin them siren's love ballerds agin. :lech:
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Re: The Great Pirate Insult Challenge

Postby black bart » Tue Dec 04, 2012 8:43 am

Aaaargh ye have a woman's ballerds!
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Re: The Great Pirate Insult Challenge

Postby Ravi Oli » Tue Dec 04, 2012 4:20 pm

Arrrggghhh ^ yer singin' sownds moighty loike sumone 'as ye fermly grabbed by thee bollocks.
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Re: The Great Pirate Insult Challenge

Postby black bart » Wed Dec 05, 2012 9:17 am

Aaaaaaaaaargh...ye may be right yer blaggard but ye sounds loik ye've had a nasty haccident wiv a rollock an a bollock!
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Re: The Great Pirate Insult Challenge

Postby Ravi Oli » Wed Dec 05, 2012 4:06 pm

Oi'll not thankee fer remoinden me ov thart hunforchewnent haccident ye scowndrel!
Oi herd ye 'ave yer familee jools polished ev'ry week buy thee olde toothless hag at Madame Fifi's who pays ye fer thee pleasha.
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Re: The Great Pirate Insult Challenge

Postby black bart » Thu Dec 06, 2012 8:47 am

Aarrgh...an she polishes me head wiv her other hand! Talkin o polishin...thee last time yer poop deck got cleaned, Willium thee Conkeror was still writin thee Doomsday Book.
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Re: The Great Pirate Insult Challenge

Postby DavidH » Thu Dec 06, 2012 9:20 am

Ar, there be a good reason why yer poop deck got its name.


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