The Your Banned Game

[Roy Hunter]

You're banned while he's away.

[Rev. Rowan Redbeard]

^You're banned for excessive las.

[Roy Hunter]

You're banned. las pos. rrr.

[black bart]

^You're banned in case Celtic beat anyone other expensive teams in the Champions League.

[DavidH]

^ You're banned for worrying about football at a time like this.

[Roy Hunter]

You're banned because Rangers won their appeal on the Big Tax Case

[DavidH]

^ Banned for tax-avoidance through your offshore account in the Hebrides.

[Roy Hunter]

You're banned for thinking there are banks in the Hebrides. Or indeed any money.

[black bart]

^You're banned for havin Roast Puffin fer dinner.

[Roy Hunter]

You're banned because Guga is not Puffin.

The lead singer in Unkle Vanya is from Ness. I am reliably informed that Guga tastes like supermarket value-brand sardines that have been left to dry in the sun for a couple of days.

[Ravi Oli]

^ You're banned for fancying mutton dressed as bird.

[Rev. Rowan Redbeard]

^You're banned because I'm having a bad year.

[Ravi Oli]

^ you're banned because mine hasn't been any better.

[Rev. Rowan Redbeard]

^You're banned because my year has included having to put my business on hiatus due to a neurological disorder, and sleeping on my mother's couch because my relationship did not go as planned.

[DavidH]

You're unbanned because you've had a tough time. We'll ban you again when things get better.