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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby la la » Tue Nov 20, 2012 6:04 am

Does that mean you were 8 years old when this Jimmy person milked the cow? Or you wanted to milk a cow when you were 8 years old? Does Roy have a long history of procuring domestic farm animals for you? Or of failing to procure domestic farm animals upon request? And what did the cow ever do to you? Suffice it to say: you're banned.
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby Ravi Oli » Tue Nov 20, 2012 9:30 am

Hey diddle diddle Sir Jimmy had a fiddle while your cow jumped over the moon so ^ you're banned.
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby DavidH » Tue Nov 20, 2012 9:35 am

You're all banned for this strange obsession about Jimmy Savile's cows.

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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby Almighty Doer of Stuff » Tue Nov 20, 2012 10:23 am

I. Her Man's Been Gone

Her man's been gone
For nearly a year
He was due home yesterday
But he ain't here

Her man's been gone
For nigh on a year
He was due home yesterday
But he ain't here

II. Crying Town

Down your street your crying is a well-known sound
Your street is very well known, right here in town
Your town is very famous for the little girl
Whose cries can be heard all around the world

III. We Have A Remedy

Fa la la la la la
Fa la la la la
Fa la la la la la
Fa la la la la

We have a remedy
You'll appreciate
No need to be so sad
He's only late

We'll bring you flowers and things
Help pass your time
We'll give him eagle's wings
Then he can fly to you

Fa la la la la la
Fa la la la la
Fa la la la la la
Fa la la la la
Fa la la la la la
Fa la la la la la

We have a remedy
Fa la la la la la la
We have a remedy
Fa la la la la la la
We have a remedy
Fa la la la la la la
We have a remedy
Fa la la la la la la

(spoken)
We have a remedy.
We have!

Little girl, why don't you stop your crying?
I'm gonna make you feel all right

IV. Ivor The Engine Driver

My name is Ivor
I'm an engine driver

I know him well
I know why you feel blue
Just 'cause he's late
Don't mean he'll never get through

He told me he loves you
He ain't no liar, I ain't either
So let's have a smile for an old engine driver
So let's have a smile for an old engine driver

Please take a sweet
Come take a walk with me
We'll sort it out
Back at my place, maybe

It'll come right
You ain't no fool, I ain't either
So why not be nice to an old engine driver?
Better be nice to an old engine driver
Better be nice to an old engine driver

V. Soon Be Home

We'll soon be home
We'll soon be home
We'll soon
We'll soon, soon, soon be home

We'll soon be home
We'll soon be home
We'll soon
We'll soon, soon, soon be home

Come on, old horse

Soon be home
Soon be home
Soon
We'll soon, soon, soon be home

We'll soon
We'll soon, soon, soon be home

We'll soon be home
Soon be home ...

VI. You Are Forgiven

Dang, dang, dang, dang, dang, dang, dang, dang, dang

Cello, cello, cello, cello, cello, cello
Cello, cello, cello, cello, cello, cello
Cello, cello, cello, cello, cello, cello
Cello, cello, cello, cello, cello, cello

I can't believe it
Do my eyes deceive me?
Am I back in your arms?
Away from all harm?

It's like a dream to be with you again
Can't believe that I'm with you again

I missed you and I must admit
I kissed a few and once did sit
On Ivor the Engine Driver's lap
And later with him, had a nap

You are banned, you are banned, you are banned, you are banned, you are banned, you are banned, you are banned, you are banned, you are banned, you are banned, you are banned, you are banned, you are banned, you are banned, you are banned, you are banned, you are banned, you are banned, you are banned, you are banned, you are banned, you are banned, you are banned

You're ALL banned!
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard » Tue Nov 20, 2012 11:20 am

^You're banned for excessive las.
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby black bart » Tue Nov 20, 2012 12:02 pm

^You're banned in case Celtic beat anyone other expensive teams in the Champions League.
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby DavidH » Wed Nov 21, 2012 9:55 am

^ You're banned for worrying about football at a time like this.

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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby DavidH » Thu Nov 22, 2012 6:49 am

^ Banned for tax-avoidance through your offshore account in the Hebrides.

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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby black bart » Thu Nov 22, 2012 8:45 am

^You're banned for havin Roast Puffin fer dinner.
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby Ravi Oli » Fri Nov 23, 2012 3:49 am

^ You're banned for fancying mutton dressed as bird.
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard » Fri Nov 23, 2012 4:03 am

^You're banned because I'm having a bad year.
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby Ravi Oli » Fri Nov 23, 2012 4:05 am

^ you're banned because mine hasn't been any better.
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard » Fri Nov 23, 2012 4:15 am

^You're banned because my year has included having to put my business on hiatus due to a neurological disorder, and sleeping on my mother's couch because my relationship did not go as planned.
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby DavidH » Fri Nov 23, 2012 5:53 am

You're unbanned because you've had a tough time. We'll ban you again when things get better.

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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby black bart » Fri Nov 23, 2012 7:24 am

You're banned for not having such a bad year as everyone else...a bit harsh I know but I either have to blame you or the Mayans.
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