The Great Pirate Insult Challenge
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Arrrggghhh ^ yer singin' sownds moighty loike sumone 'as ye fermly grabbed by thee bollocks.
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Aaaaaaaaaargh...ye may be right yer blaggard but ye sounds loik ye've had a nasty haccident wiv a rollock an a bollock!
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Oi'll not thankee fer remoinden me ov thart hunforchewnent haccident ye scowndrel!
Oi herd ye 'ave yer familee jools polished ev'ry week buy thee olde toothless hag at Madame Fifi's who pays ye fer thee pleasha.
Oi herd ye 'ave yer familee jools polished ev'ry week buy thee olde toothless hag at Madame Fifi's who pays ye fer thee pleasha.
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Aarrgh...an she polishes me head wiv her other hand! Talkin o polishin...thee last time yer poop deck got cleaned, Willium thee Conkeror was still writin thee Doomsday Book.
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Ar, there be a good reason why yer poop deck got its name.
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Arrrgh...ye has floaty poop wot takes fifteen buckets o bilge water ta flush!
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Har, ye pushes yer floaters round the bend with yer peg-leg.
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Harrrgh...a bend? Ye has a woman's toilet...I'll wager that loo has ne'r been blocked fer days after a Fish Head Stoo Banquet!
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Harr - ye couldn't block a toilet with a gallon of fish-'ed stoo.
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Neigh but ^ Ye could plaster it further than 2 gallons ov a bad vindaloo.
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Yarrgh...Ye looks loik an hextra from Stingray!
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Ye looks loike thee offspring o' Liberace an' Mick Jagger
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(fighting to overcome thee nausea of such an image...)
Arrrgh...Ye be thee onlee Pyrate Cap'n wot fills his croo's stockins wiv choklat weevils.
Arrrgh...Ye be thee onlee Pyrate Cap'n wot fills his croo's stockins wiv choklat weevils.
The smoke wafted gently in the breeze across the poop deck and all seemed right in the world.
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Arrrrggghhhh Yer ^ sutch a tietarse ye sucks the choklit offen yars and slips 'em back in thee bred-makin' flower when thee cru arnt lookin'.
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Aaaaargh...I've heard that your idearrgh of a xmas lucky dip be Keel Haulin wiv added tinsle.
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