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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby Ravi Oli » Thu Jan 10, 2013 11:06 am

^ you're banned for not doing something completly different... like a man with three buttocks.
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby black bart » Thu Jan 10, 2013 11:10 am

^banned for suggesting I'd like a man with three buttocks!
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Re: The You're Banned Game

Postby DavidH » Thu Jan 10, 2013 1:29 pm

^ Banned for secretly wanting a lady with three buttocks:

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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby Roy Hunter » Thu Jan 10, 2013 6:28 pm

You're banned for image failure.
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby black bart » Fri Jan 11, 2013 7:11 am

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Both banned for giving me an idea for Miss January.
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby Ravi Oli » Fri Jan 11, 2013 3:45 pm

Arrrggghhh ye be banned fer publishin' hunawthurized mateeriyal an' yer paparartzee permit be suspenderd fourthwidth.
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby Roy Hunter » Fri Jan 11, 2013 4:36 pm

Lord Leveson Skyped me. He says you're banned.
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby Almighty Doer of Stuff » Sun Jan 13, 2013 6:41 am

You went to Gilligan's Isle to rescue the crew, but they thought you were a git so they banned you.
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby black bart » Mon Jan 14, 2013 8:11 am

^Banned for not staying on Gilligan's Island
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby Roy Hunter » Mon Jan 14, 2013 8:17 am

Andrew Gilligan had to resign after 'sexing up' your banning, so you're banned in 45 minutes.
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby black bart » Mon Jan 14, 2013 8:30 am

That leaves me 40 minutes to think of a reason to ban you...so you're banned.
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby Roy Hunter » Mon Jan 14, 2013 10:11 am

MC Hammer phoned me to give you a message. He said "Stop! Banning time!"
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby Ravi Oli » Mon Jan 14, 2013 5:23 pm

He also said ^you can't touch this and if you do you're banned.
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby pieces o'nine » Mon Jan 14, 2013 10:56 pm

[beat box noises] Here comes the hammer! Yo' banned. [/beat box noises]
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby Roy Hunter » Tue Jan 15, 2013 3:19 am

The Jimmy Savile Enquiry sent me an email. They say you can't touch this. So you're banned.
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