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Awesome alliteration, as always.
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The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE
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Rev. Rowan Redbeard
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Do you dare defy Didi's decree that decrying what you decried defies disciples from deciding to descend upon our delightful forum?
—Captain the Reverend Lord C.S. Rowan, Lord of Glencoe, Minister of Pastafarianism, Gentleman Pirate
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IspywithmeI
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I've heard roomers that iamtoo is back. He seems to go by another name that starts with that witch is most important:I 
Viewed through a telescope I live in a world governed by Einsteinian relativity
Viewed through a microscope I live in a world governed by quantum uncertainty
Simply seen I am present and not New
Viewed through a microscope I live in a world governed by quantum uncertainty
Simply seen I am present and not New
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Mad Willyum Bonney
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Izzy naow cauld iamthree ?
HARR!
HARR!
Remembering St. John
Remembering Auntie DeeDee
Remembering Black Bart
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He shall be called one. And he will write:
1111111111111111 1 we are all 1
iamtoo
1111111111111111 1 we are all 1
iamtoo
Viewed through a telescope I live in a world governed by Einsteinian relativity
Viewed through a microscope I live in a world governed by quantum uncertainty
Simply seen I am present and not New
Viewed through a microscope I live in a world governed by quantum uncertainty
Simply seen I am present and not New
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daftbeaker
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Clearly spam.
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ET, the Extra Terrestrial
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Clearly confusing.
"Mit der Dummheit kämpfen Götter selbst vergebens."
("Against stupidity, the gods themselves contend in vain.")
-- Friedrich Schiller (1759–1805)
Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.
-- Philip K Dick
What happens when all the renewable energy runs out?
-- Victoria Ayling
English isn't much of a language for swearing. When I studied Ancient Greek I was delighted to discover a single word - Rhaphanidosthai - which translates roughly as "Be thou thrust up the fundament with a radish for adultery."
("Against stupidity, the gods themselves contend in vain.")
-- Friedrich Schiller (1759–1805)
Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.
-- Philip K Dick
What happens when all the renewable energy runs out?
-- Victoria Ayling
English isn't much of a language for swearing. When I studied Ancient Greek I was delighted to discover a single word - Rhaphanidosthai - which translates roughly as "Be thou thrust up the fundament with a radish for adultery."
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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE
May I extend a most welcome greeting to all new forum members who are actually interested in engaging in conversation or lurking in the background, and a hearty "Go Away!" to all you spambots.
By the way, if you're a real person, we would love to have you join into the conversation, start new threads, and bring life back to this forum. We need new blood, as long as you can remain polite while having disagreements.
By the way, if you're a real person, we would love to have you join into the conversation, start new threads, and bring life back to this forum. We need new blood, as long as you can remain polite while having disagreements.
—Captain the Reverend Lord C.S. Rowan, Lord of Glencoe, Minister of Pastafarianism, Gentleman Pirate
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pieces o'nine
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Wot thee Rev said. 
Welcome, ye scurvy newe recruits!
Welcome, ye scurvy newe recruits!
I will honor Monkey in my heart, and try to keep it all the year.
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pieces o'nine wrote:Wot thee Rev said.
Welcome, ye scurvy newe recruits!
Oh, come on I was just about to post. just kidding.
But from this point on I shall
no more,and post regularly.right now all I can say is Hi,nice to meet you.
Rev. Rowan Redbeard wrote:May I extend a most welcome greeting to all new forum members who are actually interested in engaging in conversation or lurking in the background.(and a hearty "Go Away!" to all you spambots.[don't need that for me])
By the way, if you're a real person, we would love to have you join into the conversation, start new threads, and bring life back to this forum. We need new blood, as long as you can remain polite while having disagreements.
Thank You, Rev. Rowan Redbeard, I plan on it.
And may the pasta be with you.
RAmen
Pope Dechujoh is the name.
Oh, here is a list of things that I have writin:
Click the link->The Book of Dechujoh.:
Letter to the Risians. (14 Chapters.) has been writin
Letter to the Udonites. (2 Chpts.) has been writin
Letters between D and M the Udonite. (6 Chpts)has been writin
Letters to the Fiorites is next. Started on.
Revelations 3: The Scroll of the 7 Sealed Pastas(17 Chpts)has been writin
<---T.A.R.D.I.S
Oh, here is a list of things that I have writin:
Click the link->The Book of Dechujoh.:
Letter to the Risians. (14 Chapters.) has been writin
Letter to the Udonites. (2 Chpts.) has been writin
Letters between D and M the Udonite. (6 Chpts)has been writin
Letters to the Fiorites is next. Started on.
Revelations 3: The Scroll of the 7 Sealed Pastas(17 Chpts)has been writin
<---T.A.R.D.I.S-
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Welcome, DecujoforcryinoutloudhowamIsupposedtorememberanamelikethat, I hope to see you and all those other n00bs in the forums soon, and frequently!
"Mit der Dummheit kämpfen Götter selbst vergebens."
("Against stupidity, the gods themselves contend in vain.")
-- Friedrich Schiller (1759–1805)
Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.
-- Philip K Dick
What happens when all the renewable energy runs out?
-- Victoria Ayling
English isn't much of a language for swearing. When I studied Ancient Greek I was delighted to discover a single word - Rhaphanidosthai - which translates roughly as "Be thou thrust up the fundament with a radish for adultery."
("Against stupidity, the gods themselves contend in vain.")
-- Friedrich Schiller (1759–1805)
Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.
-- Philip K Dick
What happens when all the renewable energy runs out?
-- Victoria Ayling
English isn't much of a language for swearing. When I studied Ancient Greek I was delighted to discover a single word - Rhaphanidosthai - which translates roughly as "Be thou thrust up the fundament with a radish for adultery."
Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE
Dechujoh64 wrote:pieces o'nine wrote:Wot thee Rev said.
Welcome, ye scurvy newe recruits!
Oh, come on I was just about to post. just kidding.
But from this point on I shall
right now all I can say is Hi,nice to meet you.Rev. Rowan Redbeard wrote:May I extend a most welcome greeting to all new forum members who are actually interested in engaging in conversation or lurking in the background.(and a hearty "Go Away!" to all you spambots.[don't need that for me])
By the way, if you're a real person, we would love to have you join into the conversation, start new threads, and bring life back to this forum. We need new blood, as long as you can remain polite while having disagreements.
Thank You, Rev. Rowan Redbeard, I plan on it.
And may the pasta be with you.
RAmen
Ahoy and welcome! I believe I once had something to say about lurking and posting on these here forums.
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That were beeyootiful, Edd.
I will honor Monkey in my heart, and try to keep it all the year.
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As fine a piece of theological thinking as I have ever read. Hi Edd!Edd wrote:Ahoy and welcome! I believe I once had something to say about lurking and posting on these here forums.
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"Are you OK?" daftbeaker (<-- very good question, people should ask it more often.)
"One should not believe everything one reads on the internet." Abraham Lincoln
"Are you OK?" daftbeaker (<-- very good question, people should ask it more often.)
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Uhm.
So, hello. I am the mighty Helium Hands, Smacker of the Wicked and Saint of Mausolea. Early morning greetings to you all.
So, hello. I am the mighty Helium Hands, Smacker of the Wicked and Saint of Mausolea. Early morning greetings to you all.
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"We live in a world where John Lennon was murdered, yet Barry Manilow continues to put out fucking albums. God-dammit! If you're gonna kill somebody, have some fucking taste. I'll drive you to Kenny Rogers' house."
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I have come to love the "foe" feature - my own private banhammer.
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Hello, I am the mighty Nucleus. I do not seem to be able to think of something to express as of the current moment other than a kind greeting. May we all be touched by his noodly appendage.
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