The Great Pirate Insult Challenge
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Yarrrgh...I heard it took Tinkerbell 10 seconds ta circumnaneegate yer treasure!
The smoke wafted gently in the breeze across the poop deck and all seemed right in the world.
Re: The Great Pirate Insult Challenge
Aye Matey an' ye'd know thart as yer always away wiv thee fairies.
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Aaaaargh...yer croo be a right bunch o Fairies...ye can see thee frilly hunderwear danglin orf thee riggin when thee sun be out...
(hunless ye've hallowed...
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Aaaaargh...yer croo be a right bunch o Fairies...ye can see thee frilly hunderwear danglin orf thee riggin when thee sun be out...
(hunless ye've hallowed...

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Reel men downt wear hunderwear... they be nort but thee pantees wot swoonin' wenches regular fling upon me deck.
Witch remoinds me... arrrrre ye still usin' thee paire Big Bren left on 'er last sleepover as yer mains'al?
Witch remoinds me... arrrrre ye still usin' thee paire Big Bren left on 'er last sleepover as yer mains'al?
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Aye matey but I just can't wash out thee skid marks...
Talkin o dress I hears ye've takun ta dressin loik a Spanyard.
Talkin o dress I hears ye've takun ta dressin loik a Spanyard.
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^ arrrgh, ye has a Spanyerd's dress. Tho why ye'rd choose when plunderin thee Arrrghmada, oi'm sure oi duzzint hunnerstand.
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Yarrrggghhh pieces, an' iffen ye wert thee ferst Spanyerd ta the Americas thee natives wood 'ave sacrificed ye to the Chichens.
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Yaaargh...oiv heard it aint thee chichens yer croo be worried about but thee crabs!
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^ Yagh, yer crewe marooned ye arfter thee haztec encounter wiv a cheery, "Maya con Dios".
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Yarrgghh pieces an' thee claim ye drinks yer rum as Pina Coladas ownlee fer thee vytamin C content wore thin yarns ago.
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Arrrgh. An ye ne'er joynes us in a round ov respecktabull Cone-Yaks be cause ye prefers "Haire ov thee Dogge". 

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Yarrrrrgh...Ye has a woman's Egypshun Valentine's Headress...I'll wager that headress has n'er been used ta headbutt a chargin Turk!
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Arrr, speekin' o' charrrrjin Turks, ye really takes thee advois o' thee Gospul an' charrrjis at yer enemies ass-foist, but ye never gets t' make contakt wivv yer taylbone 'cause they be driven off aforehan' by thee stench!
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Arrrgh, ye tryed t'charrrge a Turk, but hit were 'deeklyned'.
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Arrrhhhh but wen ye wer arsked bye thee tour guide iffen ye wanted yer camelle wiv one 'ump or two ye sed ye preferred 'em strait.
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