The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE
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And hello to you, mighty Helium Hands. Make yourself at home.
"Mit der Dummheit kämpfen Götter selbst vergebens."
("Against stupidity, the gods themselves contend in vain.")
-- Friedrich Schiller (1759–1805)
Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.
-- Philip K Dick
What happens when all the renewable energy runs out?
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English isn't much of a language for swearing. When I studied Ancient Greek I was delighted to discover a single word - Rhaphanidosthai - which translates roughly as "Be thou thrust up the fundament with a radish for adultery."
("Against stupidity, the gods themselves contend in vain.")
-- Friedrich Schiller (1759–1805)
Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.
-- Philip K Dick
What happens when all the renewable energy runs out?
-- Victoria Ayling
English isn't much of a language for swearing. When I studied Ancient Greek I was delighted to discover a single word - Rhaphanidosthai - which translates roughly as "Be thou thrust up the fundament with a radish for adultery."
Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE
Hey all! Iam just another newbie - so "hi"...and...uhm, see you soon in another thread I guess ... greetings
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Hello, happy believers !
I am a french pastafarian seeking for french pastafarians.
May you be forever touched by His Noodly Appendage
I am a french pastafarian seeking for french pastafarians.
May you be forever touched by His Noodly Appendage
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Arrr!
to Nucleus, TheDream and Saint Glinglin!

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Ahoy, lartwielder! You'll find information here about Intelligent Design, as well as Inebriated Design.
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Welcome, happy believer.
May your church be blessed by His Noodly Appendage.
May your church be blessed by His Noodly Appendage.
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Welcome, Baronidas. I notice you're selling FSM merchandise. Is that licensed? If not it might be illegal.
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Ahoy, Jerry McLewis! Your English is fine. 

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Welcome, all ye scurvy new recruits!
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Ok due to circumstances there won't be a new username for Iamtoo. I will just continue using this one.
I need to reintroduce myself I am Vincent Los otherwise known as Iamtoo/IspywithmeI/yoursister/flatlikeaflee.
I hope this revaluation won't get me banned since I have shown I can behave myself as IspywithmeI.
Greetings

I need to reintroduce myself I am Vincent Los otherwise known as Iamtoo/IspywithmeI/yoursister/flatlikeaflee.
I hope this revaluation won't get me banned since I have shown I can behave myself as IspywithmeI.
Greetings

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Simply seen I am present and not New
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Welcome back, Vincent! I hope you don't get banned too...
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Criswell Weatherman wrote:(YOU MUST HAVE A NOODLE.)
Welcome, Criswell.
It's a SIGN!
Or at least a good sig line.

I will honor Monkey in my heart, and try to keep it all the year.
~Charles "Darwin" Dickens
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Criswell Weatherman wrote:"Here (and I am not permitted to say where "here" is) we have several exercise classes. One of them struck me as a bit odd. Here is the description: Aquacise: All levels. Get in the pool and enjoy an invigorating class that gives you cardio-respiratory conditioning. It also helps with arthritis symptoms by reducing the stress of joints. (YOU MUST HAVE A NOODLE.)"
Maybe it's in case you get hungry?

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Hi, I replied and had a really long and what I thought was clever introduction, and it was disapproved. Now it's lost.
Hi, I'm James, and I'm a Pastafarian.
I'm not retyping everything I had. I wish I knew why is wasn't approved.
Hi, I'm James, and I'm a Pastafarian.
I'm not retyping everything I had. I wish I knew why is wasn't approved.
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James: you post here first. Then when a mod or admin logs in and sees a post from you in their section it's approved, and you're good to go. Was your missing post actually 'disapproved' (and there would be a reason for that) or did it just not show up yet because no mod was online when you posted it?
Relax and enjoy the board.
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Relax and enjoy the board.
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I will honor Monkey in my heart, and try to keep it all the year.
~Charles "Darwin" Dickens
~Charles "Darwin" Dickens
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