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Re: Lies!

Postby black bart » Tue Feb 05, 2013 7:00 am

^was delivered by a Stork called Brian
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Re: Lies!

Postby Ravi Oli » Wed Feb 06, 2013 5:20 pm

^ wasn't part of the whistle chorus in Life of Brian...

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Re: Lies!

Postby black bart » Thu Feb 07, 2013 6:31 am

^was not distracted by the other video on that page "Maintain Eye Contact, Mission Impossible" which features a magnificent cleavage and guys trying not to look whilst in conversation.
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Re: Lies!

Postby DavidH » Thu Feb 07, 2013 11:27 am

I wonder what they were talking about... no, actually I don't give a damn, I was watching the cleavage.

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Re: Lies!

Postby black bart » Fri Feb 08, 2013 6:35 am

^Remembered to lie
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Re: Lies!

Postby DavidH » Fri Feb 08, 2013 8:11 am

^ Has replayed that 18 times since breakfast.

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Re: Lies!

Postby Ravi Oli » Fri Feb 08, 2013 8:48 am

^ can't sign 'knorks' in at least 45 different languages.
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Re: Lies!

Postby gronank » Fri Feb 08, 2013 4:34 pm

^Thinks the greatest scientist in the world is named Al and has co-authored almost every paper ever.
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Re: Lies!

Postby Ravi Oli » Fri Feb 08, 2013 5:12 pm

^ has collected all the works of Al's brother Anon and is the founding member of the Al Anon Fan Club.
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Re: Lies!

Postby Ravi Oli » Sun Feb 10, 2013 4:48 pm

^ has never read the same book twice.
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Re: Lies!

Postby pieces o'nine » Sun Feb 10, 2013 4:51 pm

^ reads
I will honor Monkey in my heart, and try to keep it all the year.
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Re: Lies!

Postby Ravi Oli » Sun Feb 10, 2013 5:00 pm

^ never learned how to read but swears fluently in 10 different languages.
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Re: Lies!

Postby pieces o'nine » Sun Feb 10, 2013 11:01 pm

^ Uses only Bob Jones University-approved swear words.
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Re: Lies!

Postby Ravi Oli » Mon Feb 11, 2013 9:21 am

^ still swears she didn't throw knickers on the stage at a Tom Jones concert.
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Re: Lies!

Postby pieces o'nine » Mon Feb 11, 2013 10:34 pm

It's not unusual that ^ has nothing . . better than that for a lie.
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