The Great Pirate Insult Challenge
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Roy Hunter
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Straight? What would ye know about straight? Forget wine, women and song - ye be all rum, bum and concertina.
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Arrgghhh ye ownlee lerned the fiddle instead o'thee hacordyan coz no monkey would work with thee.
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pieces o'nine
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Arrrgh, hit be common nolledje that yer didgeree...don't.
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Roy Hunter
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How would ye know, Betty? I'd wager that Wilson and Keppel be shipmates o' Dorothy, ye fag-hag!
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pieces o'nine
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Sais thee pyrate warin a skirt.
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Arrgghh iffen ye took ta werrin' a skirt maybee the shyppes cat moight sit on yer lap.
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Roy Hunter
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ALBATROSS!!!
That be ye, that be.
"I don't mean to sound bitter, cynical and cruel; but I am, so that's how it comes out." Bill Hicks.
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Arrrhhhh Oi seas ye ^ still wears yer albatross around yer neck.
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Roy Hunter
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Beggin yer pardon if'n me fashion foe-paaaaaarrrrghs offends ye an yer croo - hyme afeared oi don't keep an eye on thee Paris catwalks lyke ye, Cap'n Varrr-saatchi.
"I don't mean to sound bitter, cynical and cruel; but I am, so that's how it comes out." Bill Hicks.
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black bart
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Arrrrgh yer croo's Scotteesh rugbee team couldn't even beat the Italians!!! ...Er...well allroight ye managed ta beat them...but owe much Talsikaaargh did ye pour down them afore thee game?
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Oi hears ye be spendin a Spanyerds ransom on yer Krikket Team 'opin' ter win thee Battle o'thee Ashes. Oi reckun ye'll be findin yerselfs crematin' a few more bits o'wood.
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black bart
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Yarrrrgh, when ye takes yer Pyrate hat orf ye reveals a foine Shane Warne style head orf hair:
Goode aaargh onya mayte
Goode aaargh onya mayte
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Roy Hunter
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Ye've got Shane Warne's hair... but not on your head...
"I don't mean to sound bitter, cynical and cruel; but I am, so that's how it comes out." Bill Hicks.
"One should not believe everything one reads on the internet." Abraham Lincoln
"Are you OK?" daftbeaker (<-- very good question, people should ask it more often.)
"One should not believe everything one reads on the internet." Abraham Lincoln
"Are you OK?" daftbeaker (<-- very good question, people should ask it more often.)
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Yarrrrr Yarrrrr ye'd 'ave it too iffen it come wiv a Big Brenda 'stead of a Liz 'urley.
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black bart
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Yaarrrgh, bloody Aussie Pyrates comin oer ere an stealin our wimmins!
ps. I kept gettin thee same answer from me croo over an over when I asked: "Where's thee Bosun (First mate, Cook etc etc)?" He've gone for a Liz came thee reply...so I thought, rhymin slang, Liz Hurley...he's gone for an Hurley over thee side. But it turned out there was a scantily clad piktur o Liz Hurley in thee Lower decks privvy...blast that Knuckles O'Shuffle!
ps. I kept gettin thee same answer from me croo over an over when I asked: "Where's thee Bosun (First mate, Cook etc etc)?" He've gone for a Liz came thee reply...so I thought, rhymin slang, Liz Hurley...he's gone for an Hurley over thee side. But it turned out there was a scantily clad piktur o Liz Hurley in thee Lower decks privvy...blast that Knuckles O'Shuffle!
The smoke wafted gently in the breeze across the poop deck and all seemed right in the world.
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