The Continuous Salty Tale

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Re: The Continuous Salty Tale

Postby pieces o'nine » Mon Feb 18, 2013 9:37 pm

..and were strikin' feare hinto thee shrunken 'earrrghts ov spammers left an roight...
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Re: The Continuous Salty Tale

Postby Helium Hands » Mon Feb 18, 2013 9:44 pm

...beating them over their shrunken heads like it was going out of style. So, instead of eating
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Re: The Continuous Salty Tale

Postby black bart » Tue Feb 19, 2013 7:53 am

...his 'Fyshe Heade Stoo" like a good Pyrate, he dared to order a...
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Re: The Continuous Salty Tale

Postby Griffin » Wed Feb 20, 2013 5:33 am

.....raspberry...........
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Re: The Continuous Salty Tale

Postby black bart » Wed Feb 20, 2013 9:19 am

...fool...I mean he ordered a raspberry fool not that he was a fool..."where the bleedin ell does ye thinks I'll get a raspberry from on this old shyppe" hollered the cook...and with that the whole croo...
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Re: The Continuous Salty Tale

Postby Almighty Doer of Stuff » Thu Feb 21, 2013 12:21 am

...picked at their teeth...
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Re: The Continuous Salty Tale

Postby Helium Hands » Thu Feb 21, 2013 8:10 pm

...with the capn's long, hard...
"You bypassed the Maginot line of logic and rationality and annexed the Sudetenland of irrational comparisons!"
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Re: The Continuous Salty Tale

Postby Almighty Doer of Stuff » Fri Feb 22, 2013 2:47 pm

...main mast...
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Re: The Continuous Salty Tale

Postby Ravi Oli » Fri Feb 22, 2013 6:48 pm

...wot awl thee seamen abord 'oped wuld stand up to thee tarsk of...
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Re: The Continuous Salty Tale

Postby Almighty Doer of Stuff » Fri Feb 22, 2013 8:03 pm

...removin' their uranium cavity fillins, which was put there by Bart Dentistry Co., a division o' the ever-scrupulous Bart Industries.

Then, with the mast of the ship bein' in a blaggard's mouff instead o' ware it shud be, the ship...
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Re: The Continuous Salty Tale

Postby Roy Hunter » Fri Feb 22, 2013 8:21 pm

...'s company burst into a spontaneous chorus of "YMCA! YMCA!"

"Upon my soul!" declared the Captain, "I had no idea my entire crew was..."
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Re: The Continuous Salty Tale

Postby pieces o'nine » Fri Feb 22, 2013 10:31 pm

...friends of...
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Re: The Continuous Salty Tale

Postby Ravi Oli » Sat Feb 23, 2013 3:25 am

...Kylie Minogue thee singin' budgie wen Oi thawt thar taste leened more t'wards...
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Re: The Continuous Salty Tale

Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard » Sat Feb 23, 2013 3:55 am

... that Justin Beaver fella. His hair glistens like gramama's marinara, and his voice sends shivers up my spine like...
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Re: The Continuous Salty Tale

Postby Roy Hunter » Sat Feb 23, 2013 7:50 am

...being waterboarded in the back room of Madam Fifi's, where they cater for their 'special' customers, like Black Bart and his...
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