The Continuous Salty Tale
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- pieces o'nine
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..and were strikin' feare hinto thee shrunken 'earrrghts ov spammers left an roight...
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Re: The Continuous Salty Tale
...beating them over their shrunken heads like it was going out of style. So, instead of eating
"You bypassed the Maginot line of logic and rationality and annexed the Sudetenland of irrational comparisons!"
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"We live in a world where John Lennon was murdered, yet Barry Manilow continues to put out fucking albums. God-dammit! If you're gonna kill somebody, have some fucking taste. I'll drive you to Kenny Rogers' house."
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...his 'Fyshe Heade Stoo" like a good Pyrate, he dared to order a...
The smoke wafted gently in the breeze across the poop deck and all seemed right in the world.
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.....raspberry...........
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...fool...I mean he ordered a raspberry fool not that he was a fool..."where the bleedin ell does ye thinks I'll get a raspberry from on this old shyppe" hollered the cook...and with that the whole croo...
The smoke wafted gently in the breeze across the poop deck and all seemed right in the world.
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...picked at their teeth...
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Re: The Continuous Salty Tale
...with the capn's long, hard...
"You bypassed the Maginot line of logic and rationality and annexed the Sudetenland of irrational comparisons!"
-Unattrib
"We live in a world where John Lennon was murdered, yet Barry Manilow continues to put out fucking albums. God-dammit! If you're gonna kill somebody, have some fucking taste. I'll drive you to Kenny Rogers' house."
-Bill Hicks
I have come to love the "foe" feature - my own private banhammer.
-Unattrib
"We live in a world where John Lennon was murdered, yet Barry Manilow continues to put out fucking albums. God-dammit! If you're gonna kill somebody, have some fucking taste. I'll drive you to Kenny Rogers' house."
-Bill Hicks
I have come to love the "foe" feature - my own private banhammer.
- Almighty Doer of Stuff
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...main mast...
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...wot awl thee seamen abord 'oped wuld stand up to thee tarsk of...
Send lawyers, guns and money...
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...removin' their uranium cavity fillins, which was put there by Bart Dentistry Co., a division o' the ever-scrupulous Bart Industries.
Then, with the mast of the ship bein' in a blaggard's mouff instead o' ware it shud be, the ship...
Then, with the mast of the ship bein' in a blaggard's mouff instead o' ware it shud be, the ship...
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...'s company burst into a spontaneous chorus of "YMCA! YMCA!"
"Upon my soul!" declared the Captain, "I had no idea my entire crew was..."
"Upon my soul!" declared the Captain, "I had no idea my entire crew was..."
"I don't mean to sound bitter, cynical and cruel; but I am, so that's how it comes out." Bill Hicks.
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...friends of...
I will honor Monkey in my heart, and try to keep it all the year.
~Charles "Darwin" Dickens
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...Kylie Minogue thee singin' budgie wen Oi thawt thar taste leened more t'wards...
Send lawyers, guns and money...
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... that Justin Beaver fella. His hair glistens like gramama's marinara, and his voice sends shivers up my spine like...
—Captain the Reverend Lord C.S. Rowan, Lord of Glencoe, Minister of Pastafarianism, Gentleman Pirate
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...being waterboarded in the back room of Madam Fifi's, where they cater for their 'special' customers, like Black Bart and his...
"I don't mean to sound bitter, cynical and cruel; but I am, so that's how it comes out." Bill Hicks.
"One should not believe everything one reads on the internet." Abraham Lincoln
"Are you OK?" daftbeaker (<-- very good question, people should ask it more often.)
"One should not believe everything one reads on the internet." Abraham Lincoln
"Are you OK?" daftbeaker (<-- very good question, people should ask it more often.)
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