Ah yes...my 'Heart of darkness' package holiday did not disappoint...I still think she was Belgian though.
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The Person Below Me
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black bart
- Resident Weevil
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Re: The Person Below Me
The smoke wafted gently in the breeze across the poop deck and all seemed right in the world.
Re: The Person Below Me
Send lawyers, guns and money...
Re: The Person Below Me
I'm certainly not the murderer so what other option is there?
TPBM is in the library with Professor Plum......
TPBM is in the library with Professor Plum......
Grand Deducer Watson of Sherlock. NoName, no pack drill. Astral zone changed five times a day (flexible). Great at manifesting parking spaces by thought control. Hatred of terminology of survivors and commitment to win-win reality.
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black bart
- Resident Weevil
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Re: The Person Below Me
Plum? That's an unusual name for a Professor...Professor of what exactly? Oh...you're a rap singer!
They call be Plum and I'm a lyrical dick
I'm gonna kill that MUTHER wiv the candlestick...
TMBM (TMBM = The Muther Below Me) will carry on rapping.
They call be Plum and I'm a lyrical dick
I'm gonna kill that MUTHER wiv the candlestick...
TMBM (TMBM = The Muther Below Me) will carry on rapping.
The smoke wafted gently in the breeze across the poop deck and all seemed right in the world.
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Roy Hunter
- If it's not Scottish, it's crap.
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Re: The Person Below Me
Oh come on now Bart, you should be ashamed of yourself,
Rapping at your age? It's not good for your health,
You're down with the streets when you fall off your bike,
But the Northern Line is the only underground scene you like,
You should leave this rap game to someone with more class,
You're more likely to pop a blood vessel than a cap in someone's ass,
But it could be worse, it could be far more silly,
If you kept on boasting about the size of your...
No, run out of rhymes.
TPBM never runs out of rhymes.
Rapping at your age? It's not good for your health,
You're down with the streets when you fall off your bike,
But the Northern Line is the only underground scene you like,
You should leave this rap game to someone with more class,
You're more likely to pop a blood vessel than a cap in someone's ass,
But it could be worse, it could be far more silly,
If you kept on boasting about the size of your...
No, run out of rhymes.
TPBM never runs out of rhymes.
"I don't mean to sound bitter, cynical or cruel; but I am, so that's how it comes out." ~ Bill Hicks.
"To argue with a person who has renounced reason is like administering medicine to the dead." ~ Thomas Paine.
"One should not believe everything one reads on the internet." ~ Abraham Lincoln.
"I linked the number of MPs to the number of votes. If you'd done a real Science degree you'd understand sticking to the point." ~ daftbeaker.
"To argue with a person who has renounced reason is like administering medicine to the dead." ~ Thomas Paine.
"One should not believe everything one reads on the internet." ~ Abraham Lincoln.
"I linked the number of MPs to the number of votes. If you'd done a real Science degree you'd understand sticking to the point." ~ daftbeaker.
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DavidH
- Tagliatelle Trainee Monk
- Posts: 4047
- Joined: Mon Jun 02, 2008 12:23 pm
- Location: Herefordshire, Western England
Re: The Person Below Me
Unless I start the verse with 'orange', when I have only two rhymes available.
TPBM knows two perfect rhymes for 'orange'.
TPBM knows two perfect rhymes for 'orange'.
Re: The Person Below Me
Aye that would be sporange, a rare fungoid known to infest the sporrans of Scots living in the perpetually misty Highlands.
TPBM can say the alphabet backwards without thinking.
TPBM can say the alphabet backwards without thinking.
Send lawyers, guns and money...
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Roy Hunter
- If it's not Scottish, it's crap.
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Re: The Person Below Me
...because I only ever speak without thinking.
TPBM remembers that 15th March is Red Nose Day. Please remember and give generously. Here's why: only five pounds can teach a disabled African man the difference between an armed intruder in his bathroom, and his girlfriend.
TPBM remembers that 15th March is Red Nose Day. Please remember and give generously. Here's why: only five pounds can teach a disabled African man the difference between an armed intruder in his bathroom, and his girlfriend.
"I don't mean to sound bitter, cynical or cruel; but I am, so that's how it comes out." ~ Bill Hicks.
"To argue with a person who has renounced reason is like administering medicine to the dead." ~ Thomas Paine.
"One should not believe everything one reads on the internet." ~ Abraham Lincoln.
"I linked the number of MPs to the number of votes. If you'd done a real Science degree you'd understand sticking to the point." ~ daftbeaker.
"To argue with a person who has renounced reason is like administering medicine to the dead." ~ Thomas Paine.
"One should not believe everything one reads on the internet." ~ Abraham Lincoln.
"I linked the number of MPs to the number of votes. If you'd done a real Science degree you'd understand sticking to the point." ~ daftbeaker.
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daftbeaker
- Help! I've fallen and can't get curry.
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Re: The Person Below Me
Every little helps.
TPBM is not going to make a crap joke about being 'armless.
TPBM is not going to make a crap joke about being 'armless.
Too old to give up but too young to rest - Pete Townshend
I would rather be a rising ape than a falling angel - Sir Terry Pratchett
I would rather be a rising ape than a falling angel - Sir Terry Pratchett
Re: The Person Below Me
I was going to do one about being legless though...
TPBM will never have to worry about being harrassed by press or paparatzzi.
TPBM will never have to worry about being harrassed by press or paparatzzi.
Send lawyers, guns and money...
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Helium Hands
- Fusilli Fuselier
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Re: The Person Below Me
...Because I am invisible to the naked eye.
TPBM glows in the dark.
TPBM glows in the dark.
"You bypassed the Maginot line of logic and rationality and annexed the Sudetenland of irrational comparisons!"
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"We live in a world where John Lennon was murdered, yet Barry Manilow continues to put out fucking albums. God-dammit! If you're gonna kill somebody, have some fucking taste. I'll drive you to Kenny Rogers' house."
-Bill Hicks
I have come to love the "foe" feature - my own private banhammer.
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"We live in a world where John Lennon was murdered, yet Barry Manilow continues to put out fucking albums. God-dammit! If you're gonna kill somebody, have some fucking taste. I'll drive you to Kenny Rogers' house."
-Bill Hicks
I have come to love the "foe" feature - my own private banhammer.
Re: The Person Below Me
Only my extremities when I phone home.
TPBM has great phone plans for everyone.
TPBM has great phone plans for everyone.
Send lawyers, guns and money...
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Roy Hunter
- If it's not Scottish, it's crap.
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Yes, here's 10p: call someone who gives a &*%!.
TPBM keeps a civil tongue in their head.
TPBM keeps a civil tongue in their head.
"I don't mean to sound bitter, cynical or cruel; but I am, so that's how it comes out." ~ Bill Hicks.
"To argue with a person who has renounced reason is like administering medicine to the dead." ~ Thomas Paine.
"One should not believe everything one reads on the internet." ~ Abraham Lincoln.
"I linked the number of MPs to the number of votes. If you'd done a real Science degree you'd understand sticking to the point." ~ daftbeaker.
"To argue with a person who has renounced reason is like administering medicine to the dead." ~ Thomas Paine.
"One should not believe everything one reads on the internet." ~ Abraham Lincoln.
"I linked the number of MPs to the number of votes. If you'd done a real Science degree you'd understand sticking to the point." ~ daftbeaker.
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Helium Hands
- Fusilli Fuselier
- Posts: 140
- Joined: Mon Feb 04, 2013 5:33 am
- Location: Ohio
Re: The Person Below Me
Clearly you were talking to the TPBM....
"You bypassed the Maginot line of logic and rationality and annexed the Sudetenland of irrational comparisons!"
-Unattrib
"We live in a world where John Lennon was murdered, yet Barry Manilow continues to put out fucking albums. God-dammit! If you're gonna kill somebody, have some fucking taste. I'll drive you to Kenny Rogers' house."
-Bill Hicks
I have come to love the "foe" feature - my own private banhammer.
-Unattrib
"We live in a world where John Lennon was murdered, yet Barry Manilow continues to put out fucking albums. God-dammit! If you're gonna kill somebody, have some fucking taste. I'll drive you to Kenny Rogers' house."
-Bill Hicks
I have come to love the "foe" feature - my own private banhammer.
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Roy Hunter
- If it's not Scottish, it's crap.
- Posts: 14826
- Joined: Sun Nov 09, 2008 6:13 pm
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Re: The Person Below Me
I often talk to myself. Professional help is being sought.
TPBM is the professional help... I hope... unless it's Nef Yoo...
TPBM is the professional help... I hope... unless it's Nef Yoo...
"I don't mean to sound bitter, cynical or cruel; but I am, so that's how it comes out." ~ Bill Hicks.
"To argue with a person who has renounced reason is like administering medicine to the dead." ~ Thomas Paine.
"One should not believe everything one reads on the internet." ~ Abraham Lincoln.
"I linked the number of MPs to the number of votes. If you'd done a real Science degree you'd understand sticking to the point." ~ daftbeaker.
"To argue with a person who has renounced reason is like administering medicine to the dead." ~ Thomas Paine.
"One should not believe everything one reads on the internet." ~ Abraham Lincoln.
"I linked the number of MPs to the number of votes. If you'd done a real Science degree you'd understand sticking to the point." ~ daftbeaker.
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