The Great Pirate Insult Challenge
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black bart
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Re: The Great Pirate Insult Challenge
Aaarrrgh ye be a worse pretend Scotsman than Mel MacGibson.
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Roy Hunter
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Aarrr... yer actin' be more wooden than Liam Neeson in Rob Roy...
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Arrrggghhhh ye wernt chosen fer the roll of Robert the Bruce coz ye are afeard o'spyders.
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rrrrr hokay din rrrrr !
ye arr noddy hed rrrrr!
ye arr noddy hed rrrrr!
cabin boy fir hyer. jyint hat no hextra charj.
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Roy Hunter
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You are without doubt the worst pirate I have ever heard of.
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black bart
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Re: The Great Pirate Insult Challenge
Aaaargh...no he aint...thee crows nest just reported a tall shyppe capzising orf the port bow cos of thee size of it's massive stereo speakers!
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Ye culdnt get stereo speekers ter wurk even if ye showted inter 'em. Yaargh!
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Roy Hunter
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Re: The Great Pirate Insult Challenge
Yer ship has an eight-track, only one speaker works, and the only cartridge ye've got is "Ye Beste of Ye Partridge Famileye", from K-Tel.
"I don't mean to sound bitter, cynical and cruel; but I am, so that's how it comes out." Bill Hicks.
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Re: The Great Pirate Insult Challenge
Arrrrr ye 'as partridges in yer pear tree an' bats in yer belfry.
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black bart
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Re: The Great Pirate Insult Challenge
Arrrrr...ye has Dodos in yer crows nest!
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Roy Hunter
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Ye has boobies in yer sea chest...
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"Are you OK?" daftbeaker (<-- very good question, people should ask it more often.)
Re: The Great Pirate Insult Challenge
Arrrr ye doth covert bart's boobies an' wishes yer own wert as big.
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black bart
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Aaaaaaaaaaargh...Ye has a woman's boobies! I'll wager those boobies have ne'r been forced tween two planks ta plug a leak in a Force Ten Gale round thee Cape.
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Pawaarrrhhhhhh! A force ten gail 'round Thee Cape has nort ta be feered against yer mornin' breath!
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Roy Hunter
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It ain't the smell that comes out the front o' thee in the mornin' that worries me...
"I don't mean to sound bitter, cynical and cruel; but I am, so that's how it comes out." Bill Hicks.
"One should not believe everything one reads on the internet." Abraham Lincoln
"Are you OK?" daftbeaker (<-- very good question, people should ask it more often.)
"One should not believe everything one reads on the internet." Abraham Lincoln
"Are you OK?" daftbeaker (<-- very good question, people should ask it more often.)
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