The Your Banned Game
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- daftbeaker
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Re: The Your Banned Game
You're banned for not adding enough milk.
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- DavidH
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Re: The Your Banned Game
You're all banned because I was only trying to sidetrack the pistol question. 

- Roy Hunter
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You are 2/6 banned.
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- DavidH
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Re: The Your Banned Game
You're banned for failing to simplify a fraction.
Re: The Your Banned Game
^ you're just grumpy because that ^^ keeps repeating on you. Banned and no
for you.

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- Roy Hunter
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π? You are 22/7 banned.
"I don't mean to sound bitter, cynical and cruel; but I am, so that's how it comes out." Bill Hicks.
"One should not believe everything one reads on the internet." Abraham Lincoln
"Are you OK?" daftbeaker (<-- very good question, people should ask it more often.)
"One should not believe everything one reads on the internet." Abraham Lincoln
"Are you OK?" daftbeaker (<-- very good question, people should ask it more often.)
- pieces o'nine
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^ You're banned for not mentioning the Second Law of Thermodynamics in questions of tea and cisterns.
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Re: The Your Banned Game
^ you're banned for dubbing The Pope's private toilet The Cistern Chapel.
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You are banned because the entropy within a Papal Mitre will always tend to increase over time.
(Cisterns full of tea is more Brownian Motion than thermodynamics.)
(Cisterns full of tea is more Brownian Motion than thermodynamics.)
"I don't mean to sound bitter, cynical and cruel; but I am, so that's how it comes out." Bill Hicks.
"One should not believe everything one reads on the internet." Abraham Lincoln
"Are you OK?" daftbeaker (<-- very good question, people should ask it more often.)
"One should not believe everything one reads on the internet." Abraham Lincoln
"Are you OK?" daftbeaker (<-- very good question, people should ask it more often.)
- black bart
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Re: The Your Banned Game
^You are fired at high speed into the Large Hadron Collider, split into Higgs Bosuns and then banned.
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^ I adjure you, ancient kraken, by the posts of the pirates and the mundanes, by She who must be obeyed and all the pitbulls, by all the Gold in the World of Warcraft, by Captain Cronan himself, to depart forthwith, along with your Axis of Weevil. The power of the FM bans you.
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Re: The Your Banned Game
^ You and your fellow scriptwriters are banned for spinning The Hobbit out to a trilogy.
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- black bart
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^you are banned because we are still waiting for the fourth book in the Trilogy: "Rise of Ravi", "The Outing of Oli" and "The Return of the Sauce".
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Re: The Your Banned Game
^ you're banned and sacked as my Digital Rights Manager.
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Re: The Your Banned Game
^you're banned for dragging us into the Digital Age
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