Q How do you manage the famous perversion with a letterbox?
A Wrapped around a lamp post in Sauchieha' Street.
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black bart
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Q.How do you know Roy's lost his virginity, where was it last seen?
A. No, I wont come down without the sheep.
A. No, I wont come down without the sheep.
The smoke wafted gently in the breeze across the poop deck and all seemed right in the world.
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Rainswept
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Q: If I offered you icecream, would that change your mind?
A: For sex.
A: For sex.
I believe it's time for mankind to set aside the crutch of religion and embrace morality born of reason and truth. Those crutches have long since proven treacherous when the ground gets slippery.
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DavidH
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Q: Why would he bring his sheep down off the roof?
A: About 150 calories.
A: About 150 calories.
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black bart
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Q How fattening is a bowl of Fish Head Stew?
A. A shrunken Head
A. A shrunken Head
The smoke wafted gently in the breeze across the poop deck and all seemed right in the world.
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Roy Hunter
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Q: How did Bart get the punchline to the joke about having sex with a mermaid wrong again?
A: If the wind changes, it will stay like that.
A: If the wind changes, it will stay like that.
"I don't mean to sound bitter, cynical or cruel; but I am, so that's how it comes out." ~ Bill Hicks.
"To argue with a person who has renounced reason is like administering medicine to the dead." ~ Thomas Paine.
"One should not believe everything one reads on the internet." ~ Abraham Lincoln.
"I linked the number of MPs to the number of votes. If you'd done a real Science degree you'd understand sticking to the point." ~ daftbeaker.
"To argue with a person who has renounced reason is like administering medicine to the dead." ~ Thomas Paine.
"One should not believe everything one reads on the internet." ~ Abraham Lincoln.
"I linked the number of MPs to the number of votes. If you'd done a real Science degree you'd understand sticking to the point." ~ daftbeaker.
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Roy Hunter
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Q: Whatever happened to this thread?
A: Jimmy Savile, in the library, with the lead pipe.
A: Jimmy Savile, in the library, with the lead pipe.
"I don't mean to sound bitter, cynical or cruel; but I am, so that's how it comes out." ~ Bill Hicks.
"To argue with a person who has renounced reason is like administering medicine to the dead." ~ Thomas Paine.
"One should not believe everything one reads on the internet." ~ Abraham Lincoln.
"I linked the number of MPs to the number of votes. If you'd done a real Science degree you'd understand sticking to the point." ~ daftbeaker.
"To argue with a person who has renounced reason is like administering medicine to the dead." ~ Thomas Paine.
"One should not believe everything one reads on the internet." ~ Abraham Lincoln.
"I linked the number of MPs to the number of votes. If you'd done a real Science degree you'd understand sticking to the point." ~ daftbeaker.
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daftbeaker
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Q. Who was the killer in the game of Paedo?
A. 10,000 tons
A. 10,000 tons
Too old to give up but too young to rest - Pete Townshend
I would rather be a rising ape than a falling angel - Sir Terry Pratchett
I would rather be a rising ape than a falling angel - Sir Terry Pratchett
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Q: ow mucha Thet stuff ye drunkdid unca daffffffffffttpt ?
A: becuz et burwee harrd ..rrrrr
A: becuz et burwee harrd ..rrrrr
cabin boy fir hyer. jyint hat no hextra charj.
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Q: Can you come up with a statement that even Mad Willyum Bonney couldn't interpret?
A: Science-based astrology.
A: Science-based astrology.
—Captain the Reverend Lord C.S. Rowan, Lord of Glencoe, Minister of Pastafarianism, Gentleman Pirate
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The poster takes no responsibility for any offense taken where none was meant. Except in cases of accidental microaggressions, in which case please explain it, so that we may better understand.
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Roy Hunter
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Q: What sort of answer would kill this game for 3 months?
A: Yes, I am an insensitive prick. What of it?
A: Yes, I am an insensitive prick. What of it?
"I don't mean to sound bitter, cynical or cruel; but I am, so that's how it comes out." ~ Bill Hicks.
"To argue with a person who has renounced reason is like administering medicine to the dead." ~ Thomas Paine.
"One should not believe everything one reads on the internet." ~ Abraham Lincoln.
"I linked the number of MPs to the number of votes. If you'd done a real Science degree you'd understand sticking to the point." ~ daftbeaker.
"To argue with a person who has renounced reason is like administering medicine to the dead." ~ Thomas Paine.
"One should not believe everything one reads on the internet." ~ Abraham Lincoln.
"I linked the number of MPs to the number of votes. If you'd done a real Science degree you'd understand sticking to the point." ~ daftbeaker.
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Rainswept
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Q: Is your penis truly numb?
A: no, I will not eat that.
A: no, I will not eat that.
I believe it's time for mankind to set aside the crutch of religion and embrace morality born of reason and truth. Those crutches have long since proven treacherous when the ground gets slippery.
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black bart
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Do you want the lumps removed from the Fish Head Stew?
Vladivostok! Is that a meteor in your pocket Igor, or are you just pleased to see me?
Vladivostok! Is that a meteor in your pocket Igor, or are you just pleased to see me?
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Roy Hunter
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What did Alexander Litvinenko say to the guy carrying the umbrella, before he was stabbed with it?
I tried switching it off and back on again, but that only made the problem worse.
I tried switching it off and back on again, but that only made the problem worse.
"I don't mean to sound bitter, cynical or cruel; but I am, so that's how it comes out." ~ Bill Hicks.
"To argue with a person who has renounced reason is like administering medicine to the dead." ~ Thomas Paine.
"One should not believe everything one reads on the internet." ~ Abraham Lincoln.
"I linked the number of MPs to the number of votes. If you'd done a real Science degree you'd understand sticking to the point." ~ daftbeaker.
"To argue with a person who has renounced reason is like administering medicine to the dead." ~ Thomas Paine.
"One should not believe everything one reads on the internet." ~ Abraham Lincoln.
"I linked the number of MPs to the number of votes. If you'd done a real Science degree you'd understand sticking to the point." ~ daftbeaker.
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Rainswept
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Is your mother still on life support?
I couldn't get it, she hid it in her bra!
I couldn't get it, she hid it in her bra!
I believe it's time for mankind to set aside the crutch of religion and embrace morality born of reason and truth. Those crutches have long since proven treacherous when the ground gets slippery.
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