YArrrr...
Oi hear she has seven stackable sisters. There's probably a few of 'em hiding beneath her.
PlayBilge Magazine and Centrefolds
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DaveL wrote:YArrrr...
Oi hear she has seven stackable sisters. There's probably a few of 'em hiding beneath her.
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Yaaarrrggghhh! Oi be lovin' thee wench o' November. She remoinds me o' me dear ole mum, what be sittin' in 'er special chair for to watch thee crew workin'. Yaaarrrggghhh!
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And now for a speshul report on Cap'n Rowan's Croo...a brief interview with thee Shyppe's Cook Scurvy Jim Harrison:
Well hello Jim, what can you tell us about life on board?
Aaaaargh...Aye...Poison thee Blaggards...Aaaaargh...them's wot die will be thee lucky ones! Them's wot survive will ave ta eat thee Stoooo!!!!!!!
Well hello Jim, what can you tell us about life on board?
Aaaaargh...Aye...Poison thee Blaggards...Aaaaargh...them's wot die will be thee lucky ones! Them's wot survive will ave ta eat thee Stoooo!!!!!!!
The smoke wafted gently in the breeze across the poop deck and all seemed right in the world.
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That's an impostor. He didn't mention tea once!
And I have a strict 'No Poisoning' rule on the Whistling Teakettle.
And I have a strict 'No Poisoning' rule on the Whistling Teakettle.
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Rev. Rowan Redbeard wrote:That's an impostor. He didn't mention tea once!
And I have a strict 'No Poisoning' rule on the Whistling Teakettle.
Sorry mate I meant Cap'n Roland's Croo as he was referrin to their nefarihouse doins in his previous post! I has been on thee rum again!
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Wear be Mr December? (always knew this wer a budget mag. )
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Ye be roight, Griffin, so I'll put in me candidate for Miss December. If ye wants a man, ye can foind one fer yerself:
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Tis a mermaid from Skegness!
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Likes: Keeping abreast of things
Dislikes: Buying Bikinis
In five years' time: Helping Black Bart to find a chest.
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Harr, matey, ye bin caught pillagin' again. 
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^ Harrrr Dave.... but 'e do be a pyrate evin if it be a hilee hunsuckcessful one.
Oi do admiya yer taste in wimmin matey... she 'as a 5 o'clock shadda Oi'd be prowd ta call me own.
Oi do admiya yer taste in wimmin matey... she 'as a 5 o'clock shadda Oi'd be prowd ta call me own.
Send lawyers, guns and money...
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Grooooooaaaan...tis still janoooarreee!
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Be four we misses 'em hentirely... Misses Febrooairy an' Marrrrch... Oi b'leave they be watchin' bart displayin' 'is legendary sordsmenship....
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