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Re: If ______ is the answer, what is the question?

Postby black bart » Tue Mar 12, 2013 12:13 pm

Where is the "Moderator of the Month" Badge?

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Postby daftbeaker » Tue Mar 12, 2013 2:31 pm

What did you say? I can't hear you, I have a banana in my ear.

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Postby black bart » Wed Mar 13, 2013 6:46 am

What did you say...Swansea visit? Stuff the filthy Welsh Gits Liz, tell them you're ill...who the hell do you think you are?

it's the ONE ring to rule them all! :evilgrin:
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Postby Edd » Wed Mar 13, 2013 3:20 pm

Why is your epithelial problem area such a vibrant golden color?

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Postby Rainswept » Wed Mar 13, 2013 9:44 pm

It was unexpected how much I hated the book "Lord Foul's Bane".


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Re: If ______ is the answer, what is the question?

Postby Roy Hunter » Thu Mar 14, 2013 3:20 am

Would you like a part in the next The Hobbit movie?

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Postby black bart » Thu Mar 14, 2013 6:50 am

Why is your Kilt stiff and your Sporan limp?

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Postby Helium Hands » Mon Mar 25, 2013 7:43 am

Where did you get such a lovely tan?

I am often found underneath your mum's sock drawer.
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Postby Mad Willyum Bonney » Mon Mar 25, 2013 1:27 pm

Why are you referred to as a bit of mouldy toe jam ?

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Re: If ______ is the answer, what is the question?

Postby Roy Hunter » Mon Mar 25, 2013 2:06 pm

We're out of chicken - what would you like with your sweet 'n' sour sauce?

No thanks, I'm allergic to shellfish.
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Re: If ______ is the answer, what is the question?

Postby Helium Hands » Tue Mar 26, 2013 7:13 am

What is your quest?

Lobster thermidor.
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Re: If ______ is the answer, what is the question?

Postby Roy Hunter » Wed Mar 12, 2014 10:51 am

Exactly how hot is your girlfriend?

Quiet in here...
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Postby DavidH » Wed Mar 12, 2014 12:45 pm

I ate the hamsters.

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Postby pastajohnson » Fri Oct 17, 2014 11:55 am

What is faster than Mach 25?

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Re: If ______ is the answer, what is the question?

Postby Roy Hunter » Fri Oct 17, 2014 2:05 pm

What lies slightly to the right of Free-Market Fascism?

That's what it said to do in the manual.
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