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black bart
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The smoke wafted gently in the breeze across the poop deck and all seemed right in the world.
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daftbeaker
- Help! I've fallen and can't get curry.
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What did you say? I can't hear you, I have a banana in my ear.
I'm Prince Philip.
I'm Prince Philip.
Too old to give up but too young to rest - Pete Townshend
I would rather be a rising ape than a falling angel - Sir Terry Pratchett
I would rather be a rising ape than a falling angel - Sir Terry Pratchett
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black bart
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What did you say...Swansea visit? Stuff the filthy Welsh Gits Liz, tell them you're ill...who the hell do you think you are?
it's the ONE ring to rule them all!
it's the ONE ring to rule them all!
The smoke wafted gently in the breeze across the poop deck and all seemed right in the world.
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Why is your epithelial problem area such a vibrant golden color?
Because I usually empathize with the antogonist of most stories to some degree.
Because I usually empathize with the antogonist of most stories to some degree.
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Rainswept
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It was unexpected how much I hated the book "Lord Foul's Bane".
I would love to do that for you, but unfortunately I don't have enough hair "down there"
I would love to do that for you, but unfortunately I don't have enough hair "down there"
I believe it's time for mankind to set aside the crutch of religion and embrace morality born of reason and truth. Those crutches have long since proven treacherous when the ground gets slippery.
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Roy Hunter
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Would you like a part in the next The Hobbit movie?
They told me "If the wind changes it will stay like that", but I didn't believe them.
They told me "If the wind changes it will stay like that", but I didn't believe them.
"I don't mean to sound bitter, cynical or cruel; but I am, so that's how it comes out." ~ Bill Hicks.
"To argue with a person who has renounced reason is like administering medicine to the dead." ~ Thomas Paine.
"One should not believe everything one reads on the internet." ~ Abraham Lincoln.
"I linked the number of MPs to the number of votes. If you'd done a real Science degree you'd understand sticking to the point." ~ daftbeaker.
"To argue with a person who has renounced reason is like administering medicine to the dead." ~ Thomas Paine.
"One should not believe everything one reads on the internet." ~ Abraham Lincoln.
"I linked the number of MPs to the number of votes. If you'd done a real Science degree you'd understand sticking to the point." ~ daftbeaker.
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black bart
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Why is your Kilt stiff and your Sporan limp?
...I wrestled a shark whilst I was on sick leave.
...I wrestled a shark whilst I was on sick leave.
The smoke wafted gently in the breeze across the poop deck and all seemed right in the world.
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Helium Hands
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Where did you get such a lovely tan?
I am often found underneath your mum's sock drawer.
I am often found underneath your mum's sock drawer.
"You bypassed the Maginot line of logic and rationality and annexed the Sudetenland of irrational comparisons!"
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"We live in a world where John Lennon was murdered, yet Barry Manilow continues to put out fucking albums. God-dammit! If you're gonna kill somebody, have some fucking taste. I'll drive you to Kenny Rogers' house."
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I have come to love the "foe" feature - my own private banhammer.
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"We live in a world where John Lennon was murdered, yet Barry Manilow continues to put out fucking albums. God-dammit! If you're gonna kill somebody, have some fucking taste. I'll drive you to Kenny Rogers' house."
-Bill Hicks
I have come to love the "foe" feature - my own private banhammer.
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Mad Willyum Bonney
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Why are you referred to as a bit of mouldy toe jam ?
I love cats .
I love cats .
Remembering St. John
Remembering Auntie DeeDee
Remembering Black Bart
Remembering Pieces o' Nine
Remembering Rainswept
Remembering Auntie DeeDee
Remembering Black Bart
Remembering Pieces o' Nine
Remembering Rainswept
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Roy Hunter
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We're out of chicken - what would you like with your sweet 'n' sour sauce?
No thanks, I'm allergic to shellfish.
No thanks, I'm allergic to shellfish.
"I don't mean to sound bitter, cynical or cruel; but I am, so that's how it comes out." ~ Bill Hicks.
"To argue with a person who has renounced reason is like administering medicine to the dead." ~ Thomas Paine.
"One should not believe everything one reads on the internet." ~ Abraham Lincoln.
"I linked the number of MPs to the number of votes. If you'd done a real Science degree you'd understand sticking to the point." ~ daftbeaker.
"To argue with a person who has renounced reason is like administering medicine to the dead." ~ Thomas Paine.
"One should not believe everything one reads on the internet." ~ Abraham Lincoln.
"I linked the number of MPs to the number of votes. If you'd done a real Science degree you'd understand sticking to the point." ~ daftbeaker.
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Helium Hands
- Fusilli Fuselier
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What is your quest?
Lobster thermidor.
Lobster thermidor.
"You bypassed the Maginot line of logic and rationality and annexed the Sudetenland of irrational comparisons!"
-Unattrib
"We live in a world where John Lennon was murdered, yet Barry Manilow continues to put out fucking albums. God-dammit! If you're gonna kill somebody, have some fucking taste. I'll drive you to Kenny Rogers' house."
-Bill Hicks
I have come to love the "foe" feature - my own private banhammer.
-Unattrib
"We live in a world where John Lennon was murdered, yet Barry Manilow continues to put out fucking albums. God-dammit! If you're gonna kill somebody, have some fucking taste. I'll drive you to Kenny Rogers' house."
-Bill Hicks
I have come to love the "foe" feature - my own private banhammer.
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Roy Hunter
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Exactly how hot is your girlfriend?
Quiet in here...
Quiet in here...
"I don't mean to sound bitter, cynical or cruel; but I am, so that's how it comes out." ~ Bill Hicks.
"To argue with a person who has renounced reason is like administering medicine to the dead." ~ Thomas Paine.
"One should not believe everything one reads on the internet." ~ Abraham Lincoln.
"I linked the number of MPs to the number of votes. If you'd done a real Science degree you'd understand sticking to the point." ~ daftbeaker.
"To argue with a person who has renounced reason is like administering medicine to the dead." ~ Thomas Paine.
"One should not believe everything one reads on the internet." ~ Abraham Lincoln.
"I linked the number of MPs to the number of votes. If you'd done a real Science degree you'd understand sticking to the point." ~ daftbeaker.
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pastajohnson
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What is faster than Mach 25?
Australian immigration laws
Australian immigration laws
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Roy Hunter
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What lies slightly to the right of Free-Market Fascism?
That's what it said to do in the manual.
That's what it said to do in the manual.
"I don't mean to sound bitter, cynical or cruel; but I am, so that's how it comes out." ~ Bill Hicks.
"To argue with a person who has renounced reason is like administering medicine to the dead." ~ Thomas Paine.
"One should not believe everything one reads on the internet." ~ Abraham Lincoln.
"I linked the number of MPs to the number of votes. If you'd done a real Science degree you'd understand sticking to the point." ~ daftbeaker.
"To argue with a person who has renounced reason is like administering medicine to the dead." ~ Thomas Paine.
"One should not believe everything one reads on the internet." ~ Abraham Lincoln.
"I linked the number of MPs to the number of votes. If you'd done a real Science degree you'd understand sticking to the point." ~ daftbeaker.
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