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Re: Lies!

Postby pieces o'nine » Sun Mar 31, 2013 11:39 pm

^ Was happy enough to be one of my peeps when the peepacy was within my grasp.
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Re: Lies!

Postby Helium Hands » Mon Apr 01, 2013 6:43 am

^ Is seecretly (see what I did there?) relieved she is not the new Pope.
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Re: Lies!

Postby Ravi Oli » Mon Apr 01, 2013 5:33 pm

^ just poped in with his two bits worth.
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Re: Lies!

Postby pieces o'nine » Mon Apr 01, 2013 9:27 pm

^ kilt a man once, for being too sett in his ways
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Re: Lies!

Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard » Mon Apr 01, 2013 10:25 pm

^ wore a man's kilt once... while the man was still in it.
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Re: Lies!

Postby Ravi Oli » Tue Apr 02, 2013 3:45 am

^ was pieces' highland fling.
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Re: Lies!

Postby Helium Hands » Thu Apr 04, 2013 7:24 am

^ Flung poo at PoN.
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Re: Lies!

Postby Ravi Oli » Thu Apr 04, 2013 5:55 pm

^ ate sh!t and died.
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Re: Lies!

Postby pieces o'nine » Fri Apr 05, 2013 1:51 am

^ is expecting a notty joke off Eats, Shoots, and Leaves...
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Re: Lies!

Postby pieces o'nine » Fri Apr 05, 2013 8:45 pm

^ has a Zero Tolerance Approach to Punctuated Equilibrium.
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Re: Lies!

Postby Ravi Oli » Fri Apr 05, 2013 9:05 pm

^ is by far the most balanced Board staffer, but wouldn't know a wombat if one bit her on the bum.

^^ A wombat eats, roots, shoots and leaves. There was a boyfriend of one of my daughters I called "wombat". When she asked why, she pissed herself laughing and the relationship fizzled... thank TFSM.
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Re: Lies!

Postby pieces o'nine » Fri Apr 05, 2013 9:19 pm

^ posts similar compliments to Rain over in Serious and to DaveL in Pirates.



I did look up wombats and hope to never be bitten by one, anywhere...

I'll see your wombat and raise you a badger.
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Re: Lies!

Postby Ravi Oli » Sun Apr 07, 2013 3:55 am

Desperados like ^ that lot haven't been since Wyatt Earp sorted the Daltons out in Tombstone.
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Re: Lies!

Postby black bart » Tue Apr 09, 2013 10:14 am

^wishes he hadn't played the Queen of Diamonds cos she'll hurt you if she's able and knows the Queen of Hearts is always your best bet.
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Re: Lies!

Postby pieces o'nine » Tue Apr 09, 2013 2:16 pm

^ never counts 'is weevils when 'e's sittin' at thee table
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