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Re: Lies!

Postby Ravi Oli » Tue Apr 09, 2013 5:38 pm

^ isn't an island in the stream.
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Re: Lies!

Postby pieces o'nine » Tue Apr 09, 2013 8:46 pm

^ should be dancin, yeah.
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Re: Lies!

Postby Ravi Oli » Wed Apr 10, 2013 3:19 am

^ started a joke which started the whole world crying.
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Re: Lies!

Postby pieces o'nine » Wed Apr 10, 2013 10:06 am

^ always tells the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth
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Re: Lies!

Postby Ravi Oli » Sat Apr 13, 2013 1:05 am

^s nose didn't grow 6" after that ^ post.
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Re: Lies!

Postby pieces o'nine » Sat Apr 13, 2013 12:46 pm

^ wishes he were a real boy
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Re: Lies!

Postby Ravi Oli » Sat Apr 13, 2013 5:36 pm

^ didn't think I'd realized I set myself up for that ^. :haha:
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Re: Lies!

Postby Ravi Oli » Sun Apr 14, 2013 5:10 pm

^ originally performed The Rainbow Connection.
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Re: Lies!

Postby black bart » Mon Apr 22, 2013 11:05 am

^Doesn't know where to weigh a pie.
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Re: Lies!

Postby DavidH » Mon Apr 22, 2013 2:32 pm

^ can't remember the value of π.

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Re: Lies!

Postby Ravi Oli » Mon Apr 22, 2013 4:53 pm

^ rarely has people say to him "It's all just Greek to me!"
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Re: Lies!

Postby pieces o'nine » Mon Apr 22, 2013 10:17 pm

^ Has the body of a greek god.

Hephaestus.
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Re: Lies!

Postby Ravi Oli » Tue Apr 23, 2013 3:31 am

The Vestal Virgins didn't throw ^ out of the temple and burn her membership card.
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Re: Lies!

Postby black bart » Tue Apr 23, 2013 10:26 am

^Thought Vestal Virgin was one of the Thunderbirds crew.
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Re: Lies!

Postby Ravi Oli » Tue Apr 23, 2013 4:23 pm

^ still fantasizes shagging Lady Penelope.
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