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Re: The Person Below Me

Postby DavidH » Thu Mar 28, 2013 9:08 am

Well, he started it,

TPBM is also having problems.
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Re: The Person Below Me

Postby Helium Hands » Thu Mar 28, 2013 9:49 am

You have no. idea.

TPBM is discovering problems with PASCAL.
"You bypassed the Maginot line of logic and rationality and annexed the Sudetenland of irrational comparisons!"
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Re: The Person Below Me

Postby Ravi Oli » Thu Mar 28, 2013 4:51 pm

It's his outrageous French accent I can't abide...

TPBM once auditioned for the part of Asterix the Gaul.
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Re: The Person Below Me

Postby DavidH » Fri Mar 29, 2013 6:12 am

But in the end I got the part of Obélix.

TPBM likes their copy of Astérix - Hot Sex in a Gaulish Whorehouse.
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Re: The Person Below Me

Postby Ravi Oli » Sat Mar 30, 2013 6:47 am

Ahhh yes... what fun when the boys meet Sexiantix and Cheaptrix....

TPBM knows how to pronounce "Gerard Depardieu" without sounding like Chief Inspector Clouseau.
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Re: The Person Below Me

Postby Roy Hunter » Sat Mar 30, 2013 8:17 am

Image

Special delivery - a beumb. Were you expecting one?

TPBM never mixes their cheesy sixties characters up.
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Re: The Person Below Me

Postby Helium Hands » Mon Apr 01, 2013 6:40 am

I was born in the wrong decade, that's for damned sure.

TPBM knows that Peter Sellers is the quintessential Clouseau.
"You bypassed the Maginot line of logic and rationality and annexed the Sudetenland of irrational comparisons!"
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"We live in a world where John Lennon was murdered, yet Barry Manilow continues to put out fucking albums. God-dammit! If you're gonna kill somebody, have some fucking taste. I'll drive you to Kenny Rogers' house."
-Bill Hicks

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Re: The Person Below Me

Postby pieces o'nine » Mon Apr 01, 2013 9:10 pm

TPBM wishes that at times like this, s/he was but a simple peasant.
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Re: The Person Below Me

Postby Ravi Oli » Tue Apr 02, 2013 3:54 am

If I was a sculptor, but then again, no
Or a man who makes potions in a travelling show...

TPBM wouldn't change their name for a music or showbiz career.
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Re: The Person Below Me

Postby Helium Hands » Thu Apr 04, 2013 7:28 am

With my given name, why the hell would I?

TPBM was a dancing queen.
"You bypassed the Maginot line of logic and rationality and annexed the Sudetenland of irrational comparisons!"
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"We live in a world where John Lennon was murdered, yet Barry Manilow continues to put out fucking albums. God-dammit! If you're gonna kill somebody, have some fucking taste. I'll drive you to Kenny Rogers' house."
-Bill Hicks

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Re: The Person Below Me

Postby Roy Hunter » Thu Apr 04, 2013 7:35 am

More of a disco diva, but that's another story...

TPBM is gonna lay down the boogie and play that funky music 'til they die.
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Re: The Person Below Me

Postby Ravi Oli » Thu Apr 04, 2013 5:52 pm

Sorry... I reserve my singing voice for the shower...

TPBM is pretty fly [for a white guy]
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Re: The Person Below Me

Postby Griffin » Mon Apr 22, 2013 1:55 am

No flies on me.

TPBM lives inside a pink plastic bubble but has applied for gender re-assignment to a blue plastic bubble. Or the other way round. I get confused.
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Re: The Person Below Me

Postby black bart » Mon Apr 22, 2013 10:33 am

You're confused...ooooooh, shut that door, I don't know whether to go for pink or magenta.

TPBM is a gay stereotype.
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Re: The Person Below Me

Postby Roy Hunter » Mon Apr 22, 2013 10:57 am

As it happens, I have a new band on the go. Before settling on the current name, we were considering calling it "Fags Hate God". The only thing that stopped us was the fact that we would never get gigs outside of Glasgow (where they're used to my band name choices: way back in the dim and distant past, I was in a punk band called "Oedipus and the Mother :furious: ers).

TPBM has also made poor career choices.
"I don't mean to sound bitter, cynical and cruel; but I am, so that's how it comes out." Bill Hicks.
"One should not believe everything one reads on the internet." Abraham Lincoln
"Are you OK?" daftbeaker (<-- very good question, people should ask it more often.)
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