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The Person Below Me
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Helium Hands
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Re: The Person Below Me
You have no. idea.
TPBM is discovering problems with PASCAL.
TPBM is discovering problems with PASCAL.
"You bypassed the Maginot line of logic and rationality and annexed the Sudetenland of irrational comparisons!"
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"We live in a world where John Lennon was murdered, yet Barry Manilow continues to put out fucking albums. God-dammit! If you're gonna kill somebody, have some fucking taste. I'll drive you to Kenny Rogers' house."
-Bill Hicks
I have come to love the "foe" feature - my own private banhammer.
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"We live in a world where John Lennon was murdered, yet Barry Manilow continues to put out fucking albums. God-dammit! If you're gonna kill somebody, have some fucking taste. I'll drive you to Kenny Rogers' house."
-Bill Hicks
I have come to love the "foe" feature - my own private banhammer.
Re: The Person Below Me
It's his outrageous French accent I can't abide...
TPBM once auditioned for the part of Asterix the Gaul.
TPBM once auditioned for the part of Asterix the Gaul.
Send lawyers, guns and money...
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DavidH
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But in the end I got the part of Obélix.
TPBM likes their copy of Astérix - Hot Sex in a Gaulish Whorehouse.
TPBM likes their copy of Astérix - Hot Sex in a Gaulish Whorehouse.
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Ahhh yes... what fun when the boys meet Sexiantix and Cheaptrix....
TPBM knows how to pronounce "Gerard Depardieu" without sounding like Chief Inspector Clouseau.
TPBM knows how to pronounce "Gerard Depardieu" without sounding like Chief Inspector Clouseau.
Send lawyers, guns and money...
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Roy Hunter
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Special delivery - a beumb. Were you expecting one?
TPBM never mixes their cheesy sixties characters up.
"I don't mean to sound bitter, cynical or cruel; but I am, so that's how it comes out." ~ Bill Hicks.
"To argue with a person who has renounced reason is like administering medicine to the dead." ~ Thomas Paine.
"One should not believe everything one reads on the internet." ~ Abraham Lincoln.
"I linked the number of MPs to the number of votes. If you'd done a real Science degree you'd understand sticking to the point." ~ daftbeaker.
"To argue with a person who has renounced reason is like administering medicine to the dead." ~ Thomas Paine.
"One should not believe everything one reads on the internet." ~ Abraham Lincoln.
"I linked the number of MPs to the number of votes. If you'd done a real Science degree you'd understand sticking to the point." ~ daftbeaker.
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Helium Hands
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Re: The Person Below Me
I was born in the wrong decade, that's for damned sure.
TPBM knows that Peter Sellers is the quintessential Clouseau.
TPBM knows that Peter Sellers is the quintessential Clouseau.
"You bypassed the Maginot line of logic and rationality and annexed the Sudetenland of irrational comparisons!"
-Unattrib
"We live in a world where John Lennon was murdered, yet Barry Manilow continues to put out fucking albums. God-dammit! If you're gonna kill somebody, have some fucking taste. I'll drive you to Kenny Rogers' house."
-Bill Hicks
I have come to love the "foe" feature - my own private banhammer.
-Unattrib
"We live in a world where John Lennon was murdered, yet Barry Manilow continues to put out fucking albums. God-dammit! If you're gonna kill somebody, have some fucking taste. I'll drive you to Kenny Rogers' house."
-Bill Hicks
I have come to love the "foe" feature - my own private banhammer.
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pieces o'nine
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TPBM wishes that at times like this, s/he was but a simple peasant.
I will honor Monkey in my heart, and try to keep it all the year.
~Charles "Darwin" Dickens
~Charles "Darwin" Dickens
Re: The Person Below Me
If I was a sculptor, but then again, no
Or a man who makes potions in a travelling show...
TPBM wouldn't change their name for a music or showbiz career.
Or a man who makes potions in a travelling show...
TPBM wouldn't change their name for a music or showbiz career.
Send lawyers, guns and money...
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Helium Hands
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Re: The Person Below Me
With my given name, why the hell would I?
TPBM was a dancing queen.
TPBM was a dancing queen.
"You bypassed the Maginot line of logic and rationality and annexed the Sudetenland of irrational comparisons!"
-Unattrib
"We live in a world where John Lennon was murdered, yet Barry Manilow continues to put out fucking albums. God-dammit! If you're gonna kill somebody, have some fucking taste. I'll drive you to Kenny Rogers' house."
-Bill Hicks
I have come to love the "foe" feature - my own private banhammer.
-Unattrib
"We live in a world where John Lennon was murdered, yet Barry Manilow continues to put out fucking albums. God-dammit! If you're gonna kill somebody, have some fucking taste. I'll drive you to Kenny Rogers' house."
-Bill Hicks
I have come to love the "foe" feature - my own private banhammer.
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Roy Hunter
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More of a disco diva, but that's another story...
TPBM is gonna lay down the boogie and play that funky music 'til they die.
TPBM is gonna lay down the boogie and play that funky music 'til they die.
"I don't mean to sound bitter, cynical or cruel; but I am, so that's how it comes out." ~ Bill Hicks.
"To argue with a person who has renounced reason is like administering medicine to the dead." ~ Thomas Paine.
"One should not believe everything one reads on the internet." ~ Abraham Lincoln.
"I linked the number of MPs to the number of votes. If you'd done a real Science degree you'd understand sticking to the point." ~ daftbeaker.
"To argue with a person who has renounced reason is like administering medicine to the dead." ~ Thomas Paine.
"One should not believe everything one reads on the internet." ~ Abraham Lincoln.
"I linked the number of MPs to the number of votes. If you'd done a real Science degree you'd understand sticking to the point." ~ daftbeaker.
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Sorry... I reserve my singing voice for the shower...
TPBM is pretty fly [for a white guy]
TPBM is pretty fly [for a white guy]
Send lawyers, guns and money...
Re: The Person Below Me
No flies on me.
TPBM lives inside a pink plastic bubble but has applied for gender re-assignment to a blue plastic bubble. Or the other way round. I get confused.
TPBM lives inside a pink plastic bubble but has applied for gender re-assignment to a blue plastic bubble. Or the other way round. I get confused.
Grand Deducer Watson of Sherlock. NoName, no pack drill. Astral zone changed five times a day (flexible). Great at manifesting parking spaces by thought control. Hatred of terminology of survivors and commitment to win-win reality.
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black bart
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You're confused...ooooooh, shut that door, I don't know whether to go for pink or magenta.
TPBM is a gay stereotype.
TPBM is a gay stereotype.
The smoke wafted gently in the breeze across the poop deck and all seemed right in the world.
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Roy Hunter
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As it happens, I have a new band on the go. Before settling on the current name, we were considering calling it "Fags Hate God". The only thing that stopped us was the fact that we would never get gigs outside of Glasgow (where they're used to my band name choices: way back in the dim and distant past, I was in a punk band called "Oedipus and the Mother 
ers).
TPBM has also made poor career choices.
ers).TPBM has also made poor career choices.
"I don't mean to sound bitter, cynical or cruel; but I am, so that's how it comes out." ~ Bill Hicks.
"To argue with a person who has renounced reason is like administering medicine to the dead." ~ Thomas Paine.
"One should not believe everything one reads on the internet." ~ Abraham Lincoln.
"I linked the number of MPs to the number of votes. If you'd done a real Science degree you'd understand sticking to the point." ~ daftbeaker.
"To argue with a person who has renounced reason is like administering medicine to the dead." ~ Thomas Paine.
"One should not believe everything one reads on the internet." ~ Abraham Lincoln.
"I linked the number of MPs to the number of votes. If you'd done a real Science degree you'd understand sticking to the point." ~ daftbeaker.
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