The Great Pirate Insult Challenge
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- black bart
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Re: The Great Pirate Insult Challenge
Yarrrrrrgh...be there ee'n a waft o wind, it whips up yer Pyrate Kilt an frightens thee croo members who can't afford Calvin Klein hunderwear!
The smoke wafted gently in the breeze across the poop deck and all seemed right in the world.
Re: The Great Pirate Insult Challenge
Yarrrrggghhhh an' tis nort yer ponshone fer hangin' free wot riles us awl butt thee singin' "Oi've got a luverly bunch o'coconuts" when ye do.
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- black bart
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Re: The Great Pirate Insult Challenge
Yarrrgh...Yer coconuts are just hazelnuts...an Yer Daiquiri is just a Hickory Daiquiri Doc.
The smoke wafted gently in the breeze across the poop deck and all seemed right in the world.
Re: The Great Pirate Insult Challenge
Aarrrrgggghhhh ye arrr so slow yer ownly just fownd owt thart cocktales arrrrn't stories abowt chickens.
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Yarrrrgh...talkin o chickens, yer croo be a bunch o scaredy cats wot jump at thee weeklee 'Scooby Doo' episode.
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Re: The Great Pirate Insult Challenge
Ye haff a funny hat on yer hed !
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cabin boy fir hyer. jyint hat no hextra charj.
Re: The Great Pirate Insult Challenge
Arrrggghhhh an' ye ^ be the dread in yer Unca barties dreadlocks.
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Ye taint got no shivering left in yer timbarr ! Ye loose lipped barnacle !
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Re: The Great Pirate Insult Challenge
Arrrrggghhhh thee reason ye downt looks loike yer pappy tis ye wernt chipped o'thee same block!!
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yaarrgh...talkin o blocks thee tree wot they made yewer block from was thee larst of it's kind...thee Gyant Densewood Tree.
The smoke wafted gently in the breeze across the poop deck and all seemed right in the world.
Re: The Great Pirate Insult Challenge
Aye me 'earty.... an' ye, loike thee chipboard ye came orf, wilt tend ta swellin' an' gettin' flaky 'round thee edges
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Re: The Great Pirate Insult Challenge
Ye has thee heade ov a stale lager, thee heart ov a revenooer, an the spyne ov a cheape paperback. But at leaste yer popular wiv Madame Fifi's.


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Re: The Great Pirate Insult Challenge
Arrrrr yer so short-soighted ye mistook thee poor shyppe's moggie fer thee toilet brush an' it lost four loives befor ye descuvverd yer misteak.
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Arrrgh, yer crewe let slip, loike, that ye mistook thee 'toilet brush' fer assorted groomin purposes fer moste ov yer loife.
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Re: The Great Pirate Insult Challenge
Arrrrr yair an' wen showed a picktcha ov ye an' thee toilet brush an' arsked witch they wood snog, 95% ov pyrates chose thee brush.
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