The Great Pirate Insult Challenge
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pieces o'nine
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Yarrrgh, an that sais sumfink abowt thee qualitee ov the olde worlde pyrates, duz it knot.
I will honor Monkey in my heart, and try to keep it all the year.
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~Charles "Darwin" Dickens
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Aye it do... thems an' thee toilet brush downt use thee same 'airdresser an' razors as ye.
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pieces o'nine
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Arrrgh ye thee last pyrate standing? Ware be thee reste of thee survy fleete!
Hit be exhawstin ter worke hup newe hinsults every daye fer just one godfersaken aussie. Its knot loike there's much t'worke wif...
Hit be exhawstin ter worke hup newe hinsults every daye fer just one godfersaken aussie. Its knot loike there's much t'worke wif...
I will honor Monkey in my heart, and try to keep it all the year.
~Charles "Darwin" Dickens
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black bart
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I hinsults thee both o ye wiv:
It be ard ta get a word in edgeways wiv Yew two goin at it loik a couple o washer women...I can still hear yers wiv me cabin door shut an me head in a bowl o fish ed stoooo!
It be ard ta get a word in edgeways wiv Yew two goin at it loik a couple o washer women...I can still hear yers wiv me cabin door shut an me head in a bowl o fish ed stoooo!
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Nef Yoo BlackBeard
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um um um antee sayd ye beddr not et tha stool rrrrrrrrrr
cabin boy fir hyer. jyint hat no hextra charj.
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Arrr, Oi'm not soorproized a mooron loik yerself needs t' be told not t' eat crap. Be this aftarr ye tryed it thet she told ye orf? 
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Re: The Great Pirate Insult Challenge
Arrrggghhh ADoS Oi 'erd poo wert yer fayverit finga-paintin' an' bodyart medyum as a yungun yerself.
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pieces o'nine
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If ye finks oi'm a-gwine ter wayste yet annuvver hinsult on thee loikes ov ye, yer moinde be further gone than DaveL's old prom dress...
I will honor Monkey in my heart, and try to keep it all the year.
~Charles "Darwin" Dickens
~Charles "Darwin" Dickens
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^ Ye'd 'ave been Prom Queen iffin they'd onlee anownced it b'fore ye turned into a punkkin at midnoight.
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Roy Hunter
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Ye wouldn't know what to do with a Prom Queen, or a pumpkin for that matter. Ye be more of a wilted spring onion than a marrow, if ye catch me drift...
"I don't mean to sound bitter, cynical or cruel; but I am, so that's how it comes out." ~ Bill Hicks.
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"One should not believe everything one reads on the internet." ~ Abraham Lincoln.
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"To argue with a person who has renounced reason is like administering medicine to the dead." ~ Thomas Paine.
"One should not believe everything one reads on the internet." ~ Abraham Lincoln.
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Aye matey ye Scottish pyrates arrrrrr gud at makin' mountins outa molehills as ye 'asn't anythin worth hidin' unda thee kilt dress thingies ye wear.
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Arrrrgh, yer jest jellus as ye 'aven't got thee pins t'ware a kilt.
I will honor Monkey in my heart, and try to keep it all the year.
~Charles "Darwin" Dickens
~Charles "Darwin" Dickens
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Downt ye tork! Ye 'as thee legs wot 'as awl thee prarie chickuns from miles around loining up on yer lawn to strut for yer.
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Roy Hunter
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Yer lawn be as dry an' brown as yer cookin', but yer lawn tayste *slyte-lee* better...
"I don't mean to sound bitter, cynical or cruel; but I am, so that's how it comes out." ~ Bill Hicks.
"To argue with a person who has renounced reason is like administering medicine to the dead." ~ Thomas Paine.
"One should not believe everything one reads on the internet." ~ Abraham Lincoln.
"I linked the number of MPs to the number of votes. If you'd done a real Science degree you'd understand sticking to the point." ~ daftbeaker.
"To argue with a person who has renounced reason is like administering medicine to the dead." ~ Thomas Paine.
"One should not believe everything one reads on the internet." ~ Abraham Lincoln.
"I linked the number of MPs to the number of votes. If you'd done a real Science degree you'd understand sticking to the point." ~ daftbeaker.
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