The Great Pirate Insult Challenge
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Arrrr Cap'n Roy it be yer brayn's bin fryed frum smokin' all yer lawn clippins fer yarrrs.
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Cronan's curlers, hit be ye agin. Oi sees that not even thee scrofuluss scottsman can bare t'hinsult ye moore than once a daye. Duzzint ye 'ave albatrosses ter feede or sails ter patch or sumfink or hooks ter polish or sumfink?
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Leave thee poor lad alone! Hit's not his fault he downt have a lyfe an spends all es tyme hangin around thee internets lookin fer some sort of human interaction. I feel his payne...
Oh, sorry, my mistake. I thought this was the passive-aggressive game.
Oh, sorry, my mistake. I thought this was the passive-aggressive game.
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Arrrrr tis a 'eavy Scottish mist we 'ave 'ere wot's keepin me shyppe in port... Ov corse ye'd be roight at home innit Roy.
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Awl roight, awl roight, oi'll hinsult ye, sints no one else kin muster hup thee energy t'do hit. Yer moinde's unhinged, ye be a roight payne, an yer crewe still tryin ter frayme ye fer lock-hup.
Yer welcome.
Yer welcome.
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^ Yer moinds nort jest un'inged yev lorst it completerly.
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I wood say ye've lorst yer mynde, but ter lose it, ye'd have ter have wun in thee faaarst plaice
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Arrrr tis a foine case ov moind ova matter.... Oi downt moind an' ye downt matter.
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^ Dropped out of Wossa Matta U.
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What would ye know about edgermecashun? Ye thought Alma Mater was Alma Cogan's mum...
"I don't mean to sound bitter, cynical and cruel; but I am, so that's how it comes out." Bill Hicks.
"One should not believe everything one reads on the internet." Abraham Lincoln
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Arrrr tis moighty hunfortunate ye has neva bean able ta moind yer P's an' Q's since ye learned 'em.
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ye ole an ye smell of wee
cabin boy fir hyer. jyint hat no hextra charj.
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...an' ye ^ yer yung wippasnappa was the inspirin fer the farrrrt gun.
Me gran'daughter jest got wun fer 'er 3rd berthdey.
Me gran'daughter jest got wun fer 'er 3rd berthdey.
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Arrrgh, Bart Industries would do well to ripoff --er-- develop that fer thee hentyre fleete!
Also yer banned 'cause oi 'ave no hinsults left fer ye.
Also yer banned 'cause oi 'ave no hinsults left fer ye.
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Arrrrrhhhh peeces Oi 'oped ye 'ad a foine reppytoire ov hinsults up yer sleeve but awl ye 'ad wert 'airy 'pits a horangatang'd be prowd ov.
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