The Great Pirate Insult Challenge

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Re: The Great Pirate Insult Challenge

Postby Ravi Oli » Wed Jun 12, 2013 7:47 am

^ Yer moinds nort jest un'inged yev lorst it completerly.
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Re: The Great Pirate Insult Challenge

Postby Ravi Oli » Wed Jun 12, 2013 5:25 pm

Arrrr tis a foine case ov moind ova matter.... Oi downt moind an' ye downt matter.
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Re: The Great Pirate Insult Challenge

Postby pieces o'nine » Wed Jun 12, 2013 9:45 pm

^ Dropped out of Wossa Matta U.
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Re: The Great Pirate Insult Challenge

Postby Ravi Oli » Thu Jun 13, 2013 9:03 am

Arrrr tis moighty hunfortunate ye has neva bean able ta moind yer P's an' Q's since ye learned 'em.
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Re: The Great Pirate Insult Challenge

Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard » Thu Jun 13, 2013 7:32 pm

ye ole an ye smell of wee
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Re: The Great Pirate Insult Challenge

Postby Ravi Oli » Sun Jun 16, 2013 1:05 am

...an' ye ^ yer yung wippasnappa was the inspirin fer the farrrrt gun.
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Re: The Great Pirate Insult Challenge

Postby pieces o'nine » Sun Jun 16, 2013 10:20 pm

Arrrgh, Bart Industries would do well to ripoff --er-- develop that fer thee hentyre fleete!

Also yer banned 'cause oi 'ave no hinsults left fer ye.
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Re: The Great Pirate Insult Challenge

Postby Ravi Oli » Mon Jun 17, 2013 8:17 am

Arrrrrhhhh peeces Oi 'oped ye 'ad a foine reppytoire ov hinsults up yer sleeve but awl ye 'ad wert 'airy 'pits a horangatang'd be prowd ov.
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Re: The Great Pirate Insult Challenge

Postby pieces o'nine » Mon Jun 17, 2013 10:58 pm

Arrrrgh, yer moar ov thee Jyint Sloth type, according t'yer crewe.

Hassumin ennywun beleaves *yer* crewe.
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Re: The Great Pirate Insult Challenge

Postby Ravi Oli » Tue Jun 18, 2013 3:56 am

Oi'm very 'ezzitent ta beeleave it but Oi've 'eard ye cawled "Miss Inglink" hon akownt ov a strikin resemulance to a chimpansy.
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Re: The Great Pirate Insult Challenge

Postby pieces o'nine » Tue Jun 18, 2013 11:09 pm

Sints oi'm thee captin ov thee Mad Moggies Revenge, they're baint enny chimpansy aboard, ye lubber.
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Re: The Great Pirate Insult Challenge

Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard » Tue Jun 18, 2013 11:10 pm

yer peepee smels o poopoo an yer poopoo stenks o pee pee

fank ye yer welkum rrrrrr :pirate_fish: :fsm_ninja: :pirate_fish:
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Re: The Great Pirate Insult Challenge

Postby pieces o'nine » Tue Jun 18, 2013 11:13 pm

Yarrrgh, yer sposed t'hinsult thee ovver poster, not yerself, ye peetzer-hinfested urrrchin.
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Re: The Great Pirate Insult Challenge

Postby Ravi Oli » Wed Jun 19, 2013 4:54 am

arrrggghhhh yer two noice to 'im pieces... 'e woodn't rayt a scale on thee hanchovees on thee hinfestin peetzer.
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Re: The Great Pirate Insult Challenge

Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard » Mon Jul 22, 2013 6:07 pm

ye bop thee crrrocerdial on thee head wiff ye big nyfe. ye notty. ye ban.
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