The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE
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I'm expecting great things from new posters.
Those who, of late, post a plausible opening message here, then never post again, *and* have an IP which mysteriously matches a string of subsequent spam accounts, well, I'm afraid it's stale beer and geriatric strippers for you...
Fer thee rest of ye, welcome! Poste earlie & often to banish thee feares ov keelhaulin'.
Those who, of late, post a plausible opening message here, then never post again, *and* have an IP which mysteriously matches a string of subsequent spam accounts, well, I'm afraid it's stale beer and geriatric strippers for you...
Fer thee rest of ye, welcome! Poste earlie & often to banish thee feares ov keelhaulin'.
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Hello fellow pastafarians!
I came to join this forum especially to learn more about a religion I really want to devote to.
I haven't made much of a research, but, can anyone explain from where did the animals and humans came if the FSM created only the Mountain the Tree and the Midget?
Thank you!
I came to join this forum especially to learn more about a religion I really want to devote to.
I haven't made much of a research, but, can anyone explain from where did the animals and humans came if the FSM created only the Mountain the Tree and the Midget?
Thank you!
*random atheist/agnostic argumentation*
So, what are you then?
I'm a Pastafarian.
So, what are you then?
I'm a Pastafarian.
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I rejected it not because of quality, rather because it was not in the proper place for a first post. For now I'm about it as far as Admins go... I have 70 to 100 to go through each and every day. I don't have the time to track down posts and move them. The rules are clear, and apply to everyone. Sin. WoE.
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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE
Cranimad wrote:Hello fellow pastafarians!
I came to join this forum especially to learn more about a religion I really want to devote to.
I haven't made much of a research, but, can anyone explain from where did the animals and humans came if the FSM created only the Mountain the Tree and the Midget?
Thank you!
I am a newbie also just take a look at my post count.
Anyways, I think that what had happened ( within the book of midgets/midgits) is that the story starts directly from the creation of the small people and that we were there along with the other animals and plants.
But it's is not something to really get into.
and this is just my thought into this you don't have to take my word for it.
Other people might answer back with their explanation.
Just have faith and may the pasta be with you.
RAmen.
Pope Dechujoh is the name.
Oh, here is a list of things that I have writin:
Click the link->The Book of Dechujoh.:
Letter to the Risians. (14 Chapters.) has been writin
Letter to the Udonites. (2 Chpts.) has been writin
Letters between D and M the Udonite. (6 Chpts)has been writin
Letters to the Fiorites is next. Started on.
Revelations 3: The Scroll of the 7 Sealed Pastas(17 Chpts)has been writin
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Oh, here is a list of things that I have writin:
Click the link->The Book of Dechujoh.:
Letter to the Risians. (14 Chapters.) has been writin
Letter to the Udonites. (2 Chpts.) has been writin
Letters between D and M the Udonite. (6 Chpts)has been writin
Letters to the Fiorites is next. Started on.
Revelations 3: The Scroll of the 7 Sealed Pastas(17 Chpts)has been writin
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Ahoy Mateys! Welkum aboard !
( affer six munfs ye harrdly be a noob)
( affer six munfs ye harrdly be a noob)
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California does not require registration. You may officiate as a religious authority of, literally, anything you can thing of. Certain counties might have different rules, but the state is pretty mellow. Talk to the county where the couple is getting their license.
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Hi coamn ye brung me peetzer an stuff!!
Hi coamn ye brung me peetzer an stuff!!
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Howdy, juicetaker -- sniff around the forums and find a topic that interests/intrigues/entertains/enrages you, and have at it!
"Mit der Dummheit kämpfen Götter selbst vergebens."
("Against stupidity, the gods themselves contend in vain.")
-- Friedrich Schiller (1759–1805)
Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.
-- Philip K Dick
OK, now let's look at four dimensions on the blackboard.
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English isn't much of a language for swearing. When I studied Ancient Greek I was delighted to discover a single word - Rhaphanidosthai - which translates roughly as "Be thou thrust up the fundament with a radish for adultery."
("Against stupidity, the gods themselves contend in vain.")
-- Friedrich Schiller (1759–1805)
Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.
-- Philip K Dick
OK, now let's look at four dimensions on the blackboard.
-- Dr. Joy
English isn't much of a language for swearing. When I studied Ancient Greek I was delighted to discover a single word - Rhaphanidosthai - which translates roughly as "Be thou thrust up the fundament with a radish for adultery."
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This is my first post. I hope that I can post millions of more posts.
Thanks,
juicegiver
Thanks,
juicegiver
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What's going on? I see two direct responses to members who don't seem to exist. I know I saw the one Capn Tedward responded to and then the account stopped existing.
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I think the gods of spam avoidance may have smited them.Almighty Doer of Stuff wrote:What's going on? I see two direct responses to members who don't seem to exist. I know I saw the one Capn Tedward responded to and then the account stopped existing.
Smite!
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Well, in the case of the guy I was responding too, he might have taken his answer and gone home...
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hmmm. Velly intelesting.
"Mit der Dummheit kämpfen Götter selbst vergebens."
("Against stupidity, the gods themselves contend in vain.")
-- Friedrich Schiller (1759–1805)
Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.
-- Philip K Dick
OK, now let's look at four dimensions on the blackboard.
-- Dr. Joy
English isn't much of a language for swearing. When I studied Ancient Greek I was delighted to discover a single word - Rhaphanidosthai - which translates roughly as "Be thou thrust up the fundament with a radish for adultery."
("Against stupidity, the gods themselves contend in vain.")
-- Friedrich Schiller (1759–1805)
Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.
-- Philip K Dick
OK, now let's look at four dimensions on the blackboard.
-- Dr. Joy
English isn't much of a language for swearing. When I studied Ancient Greek I was delighted to discover a single word - Rhaphanidosthai - which translates roughly as "Be thou thrust up the fundament with a radish for adultery."
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Cap'n Tedward
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that's what the last four guys thought.... 
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