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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby Ravi Oli » Sun Jun 02, 2013 10:26 am

Welcome first time posters. Please remember to sign your access all areas swipe cards and come back for seconds... and thirds...
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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby pieces o'nine » Mon Jun 03, 2013 9:31 pm

I'm expecting great things from new posters.

Those who, of late, post a plausible opening message here, then never post again, *and* have an IP which mysteriously matches a string of subsequent spam accounts, well, I'm afraid it's stale beer and geriatric strippers for you...

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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby Cranimad » Wed Jun 05, 2013 6:16 pm

Hello fellow pastafarians!
I came to join this forum especially to learn more about a religion I really want to devote to.
I haven't made much of a research, but, can anyone explain from where did the animals and humans came if the FSM created only the Mountain the Tree and the Midget?

Thank you! :idiot:
*random atheist/agnostic argumentation*

So, what are you then?

I'm a Pastafarian.
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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby Warlord of Elephants » Thu Jun 06, 2013 6:52 pm

I rejected it not because of quality, rather because it was not in the proper place for a first post. For now I'm about it as far as Admins go... I have 70 to 100 to go through each and every day. I don't have the time to track down posts and move them. The rules are clear, and apply to everyone. Sin. WoE.
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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby Dechujoh64 » Thu Jun 06, 2013 11:21 pm

Cranimad wrote:Hello fellow pastafarians!
I came to join this forum especially to learn more about a religion I really want to devote to.
I haven't made much of a research, but, can anyone explain from where did the animals and humans came if the FSM created only the Mountain the Tree and the Midget?

Thank you! :idiot:


I am a newbie also just take a look at my post count.
Anyways, I think that what had happened ( within the book of midgets/midgits) is that the story starts directly from the creation of the small people and that we were there along with the other animals and plants.

But it's is not something to really get into.
and this is just my thought into this you don't have to take my word for it.
Other people might answer back with their explanation.

Just have faith and may the pasta be with you.
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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby ChowMein » Fri Jun 07, 2013 1:27 am

Ahoy Mateys! Welkum aboard !

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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby Cap'n Tedward » Mon Jun 10, 2013 8:04 pm

California does not require registration. You may officiate as a religious authority of, literally, anything you can thing of. Certain counties might have different rules, but the state is pretty mellow. Talk to the county where the couple is getting their license.
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Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard » Thu Jun 13, 2013 7:45 pm

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Postby ET, the Extra Terrestrial » Sat Jun 15, 2013 12:39 pm

Howdy, juicetaker -- sniff around the forums and find a topic that interests/intrigues/entertains/enrages you, and have at it!
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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby peacefulsongs » Sun Jun 16, 2013 12:17 am

This is my first post. I hope that I can post millions of more posts.

Thanks,

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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby Almighty Doer of Stuff » Sun Jun 16, 2013 9:45 am

What's going on? I see two direct responses to members who don't seem to exist. I know I saw the one Capn Tedward responded to and then the account stopped existing.
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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby Roy Hunter » Sun Jun 16, 2013 5:34 pm

Almighty Doer of Stuff wrote:What's going on? I see two direct responses to members who don't seem to exist. I know I saw the one Capn Tedward responded to and then the account stopped existing.
I think the gods of spam avoidance may have smited them.

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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby Cap'n Tedward » Sun Jun 16, 2013 5:54 pm

Well, in the case of the guy I was responding too, he might have taken his answer and gone home...
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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby ET, the Extra Terrestrial » Sun Jun 16, 2013 10:16 pm

hmmm. Velly intelesting.
"Mit der Dummheit kämpfen Götter selbst vergebens."
("Against stupidity, the gods themselves contend in vain.")
-- Friedrich Schiller (1759–1805)
Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.
-- Philip K Dick
What happens when all the renewable energy runs out?
-- Victoria Ayling
English isn't much of a language for swearing. When I studied Ancient Greek I was delighted to discover a single word - Rhaphanidosthai - which translates roughly as "Be thou thrust up the fundament with a radish for adultery."
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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby Cap'n Tedward » Wed Jun 19, 2013 3:33 am

that's what the last four guys thought.... :evilgrin:
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