For those with morbid curiosity, start on the last page of the members list and then go back, page-by-page, until you find members who do post more than once. (FWIW, the "First Post" in this thread doesn't show in post count.) It's better now; used to take 40+ pages to find one legitimate member. NB: that's 40 "members" per page. Note how many were "members" only long enough to create a spam account, and never logged into that account again. What Yoda said... Lo, the Noodly Appendages smite those with spam triggers in their profiles.
Welcome, new members. We're all looking forward to your posts...
The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE
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pieces o'nine
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I will honor Monkey in my heart, and try to keep it all the year.
~Charles "Darwin" Dickens
~Charles "Darwin" Dickens
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Cap'n Tedward
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Yeah, I get dozens of people logging into my Wordpress site without posting, commenting, etc. I have to dump a couple hundred every few months
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Pirates of the Red Swan
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pieces o'nine
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^ Keelhaulin is too good fer 'em!
I will honor Monkey in my heart, and try to keep it all the year.
~Charles "Darwin" Dickens
~Charles "Darwin" Dickens
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Bearded Clam
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Gidday From En Zed,
I have just read the Gospel of The Flying Spaghetti Monster and I'm convinced FSMism is the way, Today I printed out the 36 X A4 poster ( http://www.venganza.org/images/wordpres ... 36rast.pdf ) "Touched By His Noodly Appendages" and have it firmly mounted on a wall in our lounge!
May the Source be with you!
I have just read the Gospel of The Flying Spaghetti Monster and I'm convinced FSMism is the way, Today I printed out the 36 X A4 poster ( http://www.venganza.org/images/wordpres ... 36rast.pdf ) "Touched By His Noodly Appendages" and have it firmly mounted on a wall in our lounge!
May the Source be with you!
Fidelis Ad Urnam
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mathsisfun
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Hi, i'm new, much like the hundreds of pages of people before me.
I've lurked around the forums for a while and have decided it's time to add my immesurable intelligence to the converstation.
I've lurked around the forums for a while and have decided it's time to add my immesurable intelligence to the converstation.
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pieces o'nine
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Welcome, all ye scurvy newe recruits!
I will honor Monkey in my heart, and try to keep it all the year.
~Charles "Darwin" Dickens
~Charles "Darwin" Dickens
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ChowMein
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Welcome aboard Mateys ! Argh!
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ET, the Extra Terrestrial
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Ghastly wrote:In this particular bulletin there was a prayer request from a member stating that her daughter was trying out for the Dallas Cowboy cheer-leading squad. She was asking everyone to please pray to God and ask him to let her daughter make the squad.
Now THAT's funny.
"Mit der Dummheit kämpfen Götter selbst vergebens."
("Against stupidity, the gods themselves contend in vain.")
-- Friedrich Schiller (1759–1805)
Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.
-- Philip K Dick
What happens when all the renewable energy runs out?
-- Victoria Ayling
English isn't much of a language for swearing. When I studied Ancient Greek I was delighted to discover a single word - Rhaphanidosthai - which translates roughly as "Be thou thrust up the fundament with a radish for adultery."
("Against stupidity, the gods themselves contend in vain.")
-- Friedrich Schiller (1759–1805)
Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.
-- Philip K Dick
What happens when all the renewable energy runs out?
-- Victoria Ayling
English isn't much of a language for swearing. When I studied Ancient Greek I was delighted to discover a single word - Rhaphanidosthai - which translates roughly as "Be thou thrust up the fundament with a radish for adultery."
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peacefulsongs
Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE
When is it ok to post in other threads? I'm pretty confused at the moment.
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Warlord of Elephants
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Make a post in another thread, once it gets approved you may post where you wish. Sin. WoE.
"I say we take off and nuke the site from orbit; it's the only way to be sure."
I devoured my 'good' twin in utero
"Doctor Evil! I didn't spend six years in evil medical school to be called "Mister," thank you very much."
I devoured my 'good' twin in utero
"Doctor Evil! I didn't spend six years in evil medical school to be called "Mister," thank you very much."
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peacefulsongs
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I'll try it but if it doesn't work I'll be banned forever.
juicegiver
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Looks like you're in, juicegiver. Now for the initiation ceremony... 
"I don't mean to sound bitter, cynical and cruel; but I am, so that's how it comes out." Bill Hicks.
"One should not believe everything one reads on the internet." Abraham Lincoln
"Are you OK?" daftbeaker (<-- very good question, people should ask it more often.)
Beware the Ides of June!
"One should not believe everything one reads on the internet." Abraham Lincoln
"Are you OK?" daftbeaker (<-- very good question, people should ask it more often.)
Beware the Ides of June!
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pieces o'nine
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Welcome, juicegiver.
I will honor Monkey in my heart, and try to keep it all the year.
~Charles "Darwin" Dickens
~Charles "Darwin" Dickens
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Roy Hunter wrote:Looks like you're in, juicegiver. Now for the initiation ceremony...
Brother Roy I'm a little concerned you've become a bit over zealous with your anointments.
Send lawyers, guns and money...
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I love it! If this is a submission for The Loose Canon, you should post it again in the appropriate thread in the Scripture and Lore forum.
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