The Continuous Salty Tale

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Re: The Continuous Salty Tale

Postby black bart » Thu Jun 06, 2013 7:48 am

..me ma said ta me when I first went ta sea: Don't use moistyeriser or thee croo will think ye aven't got scurvee loik thee rest o them...an then ye'll loiklee end up wiv a bandy walk an a sore...
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Postby Ravi Oli » Thu Jun 06, 2013 3:38 pm

...bum frum sittin' on yer stool awl day dezynin promoshunal leeflets an' posters hextollin' thee loife poiratin' an' cruzin thee seven seas...
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Postby pieces o'nine » Thu Jun 06, 2013 8:32 pm

...bein' pestered noight an daye fer chaynges t'thee fonts...
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Postby PastorDeGranoDuro » Fri Jun 07, 2013 10:13 am

...an' bein' curs'd wi' RRRR-SI from th' typin' an' phot'arrshoppin'....
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Postby black bart » Tue Jun 18, 2013 11:07 am

...argh s I? That reminds me of thee toim thee cook spent too long stirring the Fish Head Stoo and ended up wiv a case of...
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Postby Almighty Doer of Stuff » Tue Jun 18, 2013 11:20 am

...prion dizeez affektin haff thee croo. They lernt all too late why thee cook had a shoiny noo hook where his hand had been. Anyhow, in responss t' thee owtbrake, Cap'n Bart had to...
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Postby DaveL » Thu Jun 20, 2013 7:00 am

...call for a cook to help him. It was none other than Portsmouth's finest gourmand, The Legendary 3-hatted master...
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Postby Ravi Oli » Thu Jun 20, 2013 5:17 pm

...knife-throer Gorblimey Ramsitupye, who din't teech bart a thing, an' 'aunted bye 'is...
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Postby pieces o'nine » Thu Jun 20, 2013 10:00 pm

...harrowin "hextended vacayshun" amongst thee Aztecs wen Bart "hacksidently" marooned 'im there one yeare...
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Re: The Continuous Salty Tale

Postby Ravi Oli » Fri Jun 21, 2013 3:13 am

...an' 'e develupt an un'ealthy dislike fer Mexycan qiuzine, hespeshully...
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Postby Roy Hunter » Fri Jun 21, 2013 5:16 am

...thee 'South American Continental Breakfast' of pickled chilli peppers an' tequila, which left a terrible problem with...
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Postby pieces o'nine » Fri Jun 21, 2013 10:18 pm

...otherwoise festive atmosfear...
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Re: The Continuous Salty Tale

Postby Ravi Oli » Sat Jun 22, 2013 6:52 pm

...upon witch wafted thee hunmisteakablee peecant aroma ov a regular dyit of corn an' beens...
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Re: The Continuous Salty Tale

Postby black bart » Sun Jun 23, 2013 9:25 am

...still, he went on to win thee All England Fartin Championshyppe three years on thee trot (pun hintended). Thee following year he had to retire hurt as a result of...
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Re: The Continuous Salty Tale

Postby Ravi Oli » Sun Jun 23, 2013 5:12 pm

...a spotainyous combustin ripper wot...
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