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Re: The Person Below Me

Postby Roy Hunter » Sat Jun 29, 2013 8:51 pm

I'm stuck in Folsom Prison, and time keeps dragging on...

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Re: The Person Below Me

Postby Ravi Oli » Sat Jun 29, 2013 10:53 pm

You know my name is 'Sue!' How do you do! Now your gonna die!!

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Re: The Person Below Me

Postby Rev. Daniel Scott » Thu Jul 25, 2013 5:55 pm

I do nothing of the sort! I resent that accusation.

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Re: The Person Below Me

Postby Ravi Oli » Sun Jul 28, 2013 5:23 pm

They're called McMuffins when you have them for breakfast.

TPBM is blackmailing ^ with his own collection of naked poses with Ronald McDonald statues.
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Re: The Person Below Me

Postby Rev. Daniel Scott » Sun Jul 28, 2013 5:28 pm

I would actually do that...

TPBM is the one who takes the photographs for me.
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To Build or Not To Build
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Confusion Analects: Book I

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~~~~~~Finna ilian un atra du~~~~~
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Re: The Person Below Me

Postby Ravi Oli » Tue Jul 30, 2013 8:24 am

I was acting on a sexual harassment complaint from Ronald.

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Re: The Person Below Me

Postby Rev. Daniel Scott » Wed Jul 31, 2013 9:34 pm

I resent that accusation. I haven't been a model citizen since the moment they created that daft thing called law.

TPBM tries to be a model citizen.
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Biblical
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Ghettisis (CH 1-10 complete)
He Who is a Servant of FSM
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Zozuniah
To Build or Not To Build
Covenant of Olive
NP:
Midas
Sailamon
2, 3 ParmaJohn
Jude's Kitchen


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Confusion Analects: Book I

~~~~~Qapla', sak-khet, saith.~~~~~
~~~~~~Finna ilian un atra du~~~~~
~~~~~~evarínya ono varda.~~~~~~
~~~~Mára mesta, Eywa ngahu.~~~~
~~(tlhIngan, Rihannsu, Quenya...)~~
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Re: The Person Below Me

Postby Griffin » Wed Jul 31, 2013 11:20 pm

It be so. I be a size zero.

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Re: The Person Below Me

Postby Rev. Daniel Scott » Thu Aug 01, 2013 1:23 am

That's only because my cat keeps leaving them in the hallway. My peg legs trip over them when I'm up an' about for a nighttime snack.

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Zozuniah
To Build or Not To Build
Covenant of Olive
NP:
Midas
Sailamon
2, 3 ParmaJohn
Jude's Kitchen


Confucian
Confusion Analects: Book I

~~~~~Qapla', sak-khet, saith.~~~~~
~~~~~~Finna ilian un atra du~~~~~
~~~~~~evarínya ono varda.~~~~~~
~~~~Mára mesta, Eywa ngahu.~~~~
~~(tlhIngan, Rihannsu, Quenya...)~~
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Re: The Person Below Me

Postby pieces o'nine » Thu Aug 01, 2013 2:07 am

I really couldn't say.


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Re: The Person Below Me

Postby Ravi Oli » Thu Aug 01, 2013 4:04 am

Give me your liberty and I'll take your coin...

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Re: The Person Below Me

Postby Roy Hunter » Thu Aug 01, 2013 5:38 am

First place went to the Martin Luther King impersonator: "I have a dream - it's got Beyonce and a pint of strawberry ice cream in it..."

TPBM has a dream...
"I don't mean to sound bitter, cynical or cruel; but I am, so that's how it comes out." ~ Bill Hicks.
"To argue with a person who has renounced reason is like administering medicine to the dead." ~ Thomas Paine.
"One should not believe everything one reads on the internet." ~ Abraham Lincoln.
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Re: The Person Below Me

Postby black bart » Thu Aug 01, 2013 6:36 am

Also got Beyonce in it...with a bit more than her hair caught in a fan. :lech:

TPBM misinterpreted the word fan.
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Re: The Person Below Me

Postby Ravi Oli » Thu Aug 01, 2013 9:22 am

Scaramouch, Scaramouch will you do the fan-dango?

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Re: The Person Below Me

Postby Rev. Daniel Scott » Thu Aug 01, 2013 7:59 pm

I've been torn between two opposites, contemplating the unending conundrum. I just can't seem to discern whether this is the real life or just fantasy.

TPBM Definitely is living a fantasy.
Pastafarian Doctoral Dissertation: Accepted

Completed Works:

Biblical
OP:
Ghettisis (CH 1-10 complete)
He Who is a Servant of FSM
Narwhal
Couscousum
Zozuniah
To Build or Not To Build
Covenant of Olive
NP:
Midas
Sailamon
2, 3 ParmaJohn
Jude's Kitchen


Confucian
Confusion Analects: Book I

~~~~~Qapla', sak-khet, saith.~~~~~
~~~~~~Finna ilian un atra du~~~~~
~~~~~~evarínya ono varda.~~~~~~
~~~~Mára mesta, Eywa ngahu.~~~~
~~(tlhIngan, Rihannsu, Quenya...)~~
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