The Person Below Me
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- Roy Hunter
- If it's not Scottish, it's crap.
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Re: The Person Below Me
I'm stuck in Folsom Prison, and time keeps dragging on...
Hello, TPBM is Johnny Cash.
Hello, TPBM is Johnny Cash.
"I don't mean to sound bitter, cynical and cruel; but I am, so that's how it comes out." Bill Hicks.
"One should not believe everything one reads on the internet." Abraham Lincoln
"Are you OK?" daftbeaker (<-- very good question, people should ask it more often.)
"One should not believe everything one reads on the internet." Abraham Lincoln
"Are you OK?" daftbeaker (<-- very good question, people should ask it more often.)
Re: The Person Below Me
You know my name is 'Sue!' How do you do! Now your gonna die!!
TPBM is watching Sunday morning coming down.
TPBM is watching Sunday morning coming down.
Send lawyers, guns and money...
- Rev. Daniel Scott
- Bucatini Buccanneer
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Re: The Person Below Me
I do nothing of the sort! I resent that accusation.
TPBM ate a hamburger for breakfast.
TPBM ate a hamburger for breakfast.
Pastafarian Doctoral Dissertation: Accepted
Completed Works:
Biblical
OP:
Ghettisis (CH 1-10 complete)
He Who is a Servant of FSM
Narwhal
Couscousum
Zozuniah
To Build or Not To Build
Covenant of Olive
NP:
Midas
Sailamon
2, 3 ParmaJohn
Jude's Kitchen
Confucian
Confusion Analects: Book I
~~~~~Qapla', sak-khet, saith.~~~~~
~~~~~~Finna ilian un atra du~~~~~
~~~~~~evarínya ono varda.~~~~~~
~~~~Mára mesta, Eywa ngahu.~~~~
~~(tlhIngan, Rihannsu, Quenya...)~~
Completed Works:
Biblical
OP:
Ghettisis (CH 1-10 complete)
He Who is a Servant of FSM
Narwhal
Couscousum
Zozuniah
To Build or Not To Build
Covenant of Olive
NP:
Midas
Sailamon
2, 3 ParmaJohn
Jude's Kitchen
Confucian
Confusion Analects: Book I
~~~~~Qapla', sak-khet, saith.~~~~~
~~~~~~Finna ilian un atra du~~~~~
~~~~~~evarínya ono varda.~~~~~~
~~~~Mára mesta, Eywa ngahu.~~~~
~~(tlhIngan, Rihannsu, Quenya...)~~
Re: The Person Below Me
They're called McMuffins when you have them for breakfast.
TPBM is blackmailing ^ with his own collection of naked poses with Ronald McDonald statues.
TPBM is blackmailing ^ with his own collection of naked poses with Ronald McDonald statues.
Send lawyers, guns and money...
- Rev. Daniel Scott
- Bucatini Buccanneer
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Re: The Person Below Me
I would actually do that...
TPBM is the one who takes the photographs for me.
TPBM is the one who takes the photographs for me.
Pastafarian Doctoral Dissertation: Accepted
Completed Works:
Biblical
OP:
Ghettisis (CH 1-10 complete)
He Who is a Servant of FSM
Narwhal
Couscousum
Zozuniah
To Build or Not To Build
Covenant of Olive
NP:
Midas
Sailamon
2, 3 ParmaJohn
Jude's Kitchen
Confucian
Confusion Analects: Book I
~~~~~Qapla', sak-khet, saith.~~~~~
~~~~~~Finna ilian un atra du~~~~~
~~~~~~evarínya ono varda.~~~~~~
~~~~Mára mesta, Eywa ngahu.~~~~
~~(tlhIngan, Rihannsu, Quenya...)~~
Completed Works:
Biblical
OP:
Ghettisis (CH 1-10 complete)
He Who is a Servant of FSM
Narwhal
Couscousum
Zozuniah
To Build or Not To Build
Covenant of Olive
NP:
Midas
Sailamon
2, 3 ParmaJohn
Jude's Kitchen
Confucian
Confusion Analects: Book I
~~~~~Qapla', sak-khet, saith.~~~~~
~~~~~~Finna ilian un atra du~~~~~
~~~~~~evarínya ono varda.~~~~~~
~~~~Mára mesta, Eywa ngahu.~~~~
~~(tlhIngan, Rihannsu, Quenya...)~~
Re: The Person Below Me
I was acting on a sexual harassment complaint from Ronald.
TPBM is a model citizen.
TPBM is a model citizen.
Send lawyers, guns and money...
- Rev. Daniel Scott
- Bucatini Buccanneer
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Re: The Person Below Me
I resent that accusation. I haven't been a model citizen since the moment they created that daft thing called law.
TPBM tries to be a model citizen.
TPBM tries to be a model citizen.
Pastafarian Doctoral Dissertation: Accepted
Completed Works:
Biblical
OP:
Ghettisis (CH 1-10 complete)
He Who is a Servant of FSM
Narwhal
Couscousum
Zozuniah
To Build or Not To Build
Covenant of Olive
NP:
Midas
Sailamon
2, 3 ParmaJohn
Jude's Kitchen
Confucian
Confusion Analects: Book I
~~~~~Qapla', sak-khet, saith.~~~~~
~~~~~~Finna ilian un atra du~~~~~
~~~~~~evarínya ono varda.~~~~~~
~~~~Mára mesta, Eywa ngahu.~~~~
~~(tlhIngan, Rihannsu, Quenya...)~~
Completed Works:
Biblical
OP:
Ghettisis (CH 1-10 complete)
He Who is a Servant of FSM
Narwhal
Couscousum
Zozuniah
To Build or Not To Build
Covenant of Olive
NP:
Midas
Sailamon
2, 3 ParmaJohn
Jude's Kitchen
Confucian
Confusion Analects: Book I
~~~~~Qapla', sak-khet, saith.~~~~~
~~~~~~Finna ilian un atra du~~~~~
~~~~~~evarínya ono varda.~~~~~~
~~~~Mára mesta, Eywa ngahu.~~~~
~~(tlhIngan, Rihannsu, Quenya...)~~
Re: The Person Below Me
It be so. I be a size zero.
TPBM falls over 'is own feet.
TPBM falls over 'is own feet.
Grand Deducer Watson of Sherlock. NoName, no pack drill. Astral zone changed five times a day (flexible). Great at manifesting parking spaces by thought control. Hatred of terminology of survivors and commitment to win-win reality.
- Rev. Daniel Scott
- Bucatini Buccanneer
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- Joined: Wed Jul 24, 2013 5:13 am
Re: The Person Below Me
That's only because my cat keeps leaving them in the hallway. My peg legs trip over them when I'm up an' about for a nighttime snack.
TPBM has never pirated anything.
TPBM has never pirated anything.
Pastafarian Doctoral Dissertation: Accepted
Completed Works:
Biblical
OP:
Ghettisis (CH 1-10 complete)
He Who is a Servant of FSM
Narwhal
Couscousum
Zozuniah
To Build or Not To Build
Covenant of Olive
NP:
Midas
Sailamon
2, 3 ParmaJohn
Jude's Kitchen
Confucian
Confusion Analects: Book I
~~~~~Qapla', sak-khet, saith.~~~~~
~~~~~~Finna ilian un atra du~~~~~
~~~~~~evarínya ono varda.~~~~~~
~~~~Mára mesta, Eywa ngahu.~~~~
~~(tlhIngan, Rihannsu, Quenya...)~~
Completed Works:
Biblical
OP:
Ghettisis (CH 1-10 complete)
He Who is a Servant of FSM
Narwhal
Couscousum
Zozuniah
To Build or Not To Build
Covenant of Olive
NP:
Midas
Sailamon
2, 3 ParmaJohn
Jude's Kitchen
Confucian
Confusion Analects: Book I
~~~~~Qapla', sak-khet, saith.~~~~~
~~~~~~Finna ilian un atra du~~~~~
~~~~~~evarínya ono varda.~~~~~~
~~~~Mára mesta, Eywa ngahu.~~~~
~~(tlhIngan, Rihannsu, Quenya...)~~
- pieces o'nine
- Look Upon Her Works, Ye Migyt, and Despair!
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Re: The Person Below Me
I really couldn't say.
TPBM is more of a Publicteer than a Privateer.
TPBM is more of a Publicteer than a Privateer.
I will honor Monkey in my heart, and try to keep it all the year.
~Charles "Darwin" Dickens
~Charles "Darwin" Dickens
Re: The Person Below Me
Give me your liberty and I'll take your coin...
TPBM won second place in the Neil Armstrong moon landing quote contest with "Hey Buzz... I can see your place from here!"
TPBM won second place in the Neil Armstrong moon landing quote contest with "Hey Buzz... I can see your place from here!"
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- Roy Hunter
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Re: The Person Below Me
First place went to the Martin Luther King impersonator: "I have a dream - it's got Beyonce and a pint of strawberry ice cream in it..."
TPBM has a dream...
TPBM has a dream...
"I don't mean to sound bitter, cynical and cruel; but I am, so that's how it comes out." Bill Hicks.
"One should not believe everything one reads on the internet." Abraham Lincoln
"Are you OK?" daftbeaker (<-- very good question, people should ask it more often.)
"One should not believe everything one reads on the internet." Abraham Lincoln
"Are you OK?" daftbeaker (<-- very good question, people should ask it more often.)
- black bart
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Re: The Person Below Me
Also got Beyonce in it...with a bit more than her hair caught in a fan.
TPBM misinterpreted the word fan.

TPBM misinterpreted the word fan.
The smoke wafted gently in the breeze across the poop deck and all seemed right in the world.
Re: The Person Below Me
Scaramouch, Scaramouch will you do the fan-dango?
TPBM is caught in a landslide, no escape from reality.
TPBM is caught in a landslide, no escape from reality.
Send lawyers, guns and money...
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Re: The Person Below Me
I've been torn between two opposites, contemplating the unending conundrum. I just can't seem to discern whether this is the real life or just fantasy.
TPBM Definitely is living a fantasy.
TPBM Definitely is living a fantasy.
Pastafarian Doctoral Dissertation: Accepted
Completed Works:
Biblical
OP:
Ghettisis (CH 1-10 complete)
He Who is a Servant of FSM
Narwhal
Couscousum
Zozuniah
To Build or Not To Build
Covenant of Olive
NP:
Midas
Sailamon
2, 3 ParmaJohn
Jude's Kitchen
Confucian
Confusion Analects: Book I
~~~~~Qapla', sak-khet, saith.~~~~~
~~~~~~Finna ilian un atra du~~~~~
~~~~~~evarínya ono varda.~~~~~~
~~~~Mára mesta, Eywa ngahu.~~~~
~~(tlhIngan, Rihannsu, Quenya...)~~
Completed Works:
Biblical
OP:
Ghettisis (CH 1-10 complete)
He Who is a Servant of FSM
Narwhal
Couscousum
Zozuniah
To Build or Not To Build
Covenant of Olive
NP:
Midas
Sailamon
2, 3 ParmaJohn
Jude's Kitchen
Confucian
Confusion Analects: Book I
~~~~~Qapla', sak-khet, saith.~~~~~
~~~~~~Finna ilian un atra du~~~~~
~~~~~~evarínya ono varda.~~~~~~
~~~~Mára mesta, Eywa ngahu.~~~~
~~(tlhIngan, Rihannsu, Quenya...)~~
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