elvision [n]
an act or instance of failing or omitting to see the obvious.
nocturnal elvision
an act or instance of being kept in the dark and fed male bovine excrement.
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relision
-noun
the philosophy of a drunken priest.
-noun
the philosophy of a drunken priest.
"Mit der Dummheit kämpfen Götter selbst vergebens."
("Against stupidity, the gods themselves contend in vain.")
-- Friedrich Schiller (1759–1805)
Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.
-- Philip K Dick
What happens when all the renewable energy runs out?
-- Victoria Ayling
English isn't much of a language for swearing. When I studied Ancient Greek I was delighted to discover a single word - Rhaphanidosthai - which translates roughly as "Be thou thrust up the fundament with a radish for adultery."
("Against stupidity, the gods themselves contend in vain.")
-- Friedrich Schiller (1759–1805)
Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.
-- Philip K Dick
What happens when all the renewable energy runs out?
-- Victoria Ayling
English isn't much of a language for swearing. When I studied Ancient Greek I was delighted to discover a single word - Rhaphanidosthai - which translates roughly as "Be thou thrust up the fundament with a radish for adultery."
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pterion
-noun
the craniometric point at the side of the sphenoidal fontanelle.
-noun
the craniometric point at the side of the sphenoidal fontanelle.
"How is it that hardly any major religion has looked at science and concluded, 'This is better than we thought! The Universe is much bigger than our prophets said, grander, more subtle, more elegant. God must be even greater than we dreamed'? Instead they say, 'No, no, no! My god is a little god, and I want him to stay that way.'" - Carl Sagan
"To doubt everything or to believe everything are two equally convenient solutions; both dispense with the necessity of reflection." - Henri Poincaré
"To doubt everything or to believe everything are two equally convenient solutions; both dispense with the necessity of reflection." - Henri Poincaré
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ptyrion [n]
the point at which Tyrion Lannister takes no more sh1t from his old man.
the point at which Tyrion Lannister takes no more sh1t from his old man.
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pteriodactyl
-noun
prehistoric birds that live in my head man! Do you think it's time for a medication review?
-noun
prehistoric birds that live in my head man! Do you think it's time for a medication review?
"I don't mean to sound bitter, cynical and cruel; but I am, so that's how it comes out." Bill Hicks.
"One should not believe everything one reads on the internet." Abraham Lincoln
"Are you OK?" daftbeaker (<-- very good question, people should ask it more often.)
"One should not believe everything one reads on the internet." Abraham Lincoln
"Are you OK?" daftbeaker (<-- very good question, people should ask it more often.)
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Terry O'Dactyll n.
1. An Irish builder with a swollen finger.
1. An Irish builder with a swollen finger.
The smoke wafted gently in the breeze across the poop deck and all seemed right in the world.
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Peccadillo
-n.
A cross between a peccary and an armadillo.
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A cross between a peccary and an armadillo.
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pterrorist
-noun
an angry bird
-noun
an angry bird
"Mit der Dummheit kämpfen Götter selbst vergebens."
("Against stupidity, the gods themselves contend in vain.")
-- Friedrich Schiller (1759–1805)
Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.
-- Philip K Dick
What happens when all the renewable energy runs out?
-- Victoria Ayling
English isn't much of a language for swearing. When I studied Ancient Greek I was delighted to discover a single word - Rhaphanidosthai - which translates roughly as "Be thou thrust up the fundament with a radish for adultery."
("Against stupidity, the gods themselves contend in vain.")
-- Friedrich Schiller (1759–1805)
Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.
-- Philip K Dick
What happens when all the renewable energy runs out?
-- Victoria Ayling
English isn't much of a language for swearing. When I studied Ancient Greek I was delighted to discover a single word - Rhaphanidosthai - which translates roughly as "Be thou thrust up the fundament with a radish for adultery."
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farad
-noun Electricity.
the SI unit of capacitance, formally defined to be the capacitance of a capacitor between the plates of which there appears a potential difference of one volt when it is charged by a quantity of electricity equal to one coulomb. Symbol: F
-noun Electricity.
the SI unit of capacitance, formally defined to be the capacitance of a capacitor between the plates of which there appears a potential difference of one volt when it is charged by a quantity of electricity equal to one coulomb. Symbol: F
"How is it that hardly any major religion has looked at science and concluded, 'This is better than we thought! The Universe is much bigger than our prophets said, grander, more subtle, more elegant. God must be even greater than we dreamed'? Instead they say, 'No, no, no! My god is a little god, and I want him to stay that way.'" - Carl Sagan
"To doubt everything or to believe everything are two equally convenient solutions; both dispense with the necessity of reflection." - Henri Poincaré
"To doubt everything or to believe everything are two equally convenient solutions; both dispense with the necessity of reflection." - Henri Poincaré
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soapad
-n.
The SI unit of televisual irrelevance, defined as the degree of confusion induced in a standard grandma by three millinips of alcohol and a conversation with that Mrs Jones from over the road.
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The SI unit of televisual irrelevance, defined as the degree of confusion induced in a standard grandma by three millinips of alcohol and a conversation with that Mrs Jones from over the road.
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nearad
-noun
the unit of closeness; the measure of how close one thing is to another thing.
-noun
the unit of closeness; the measure of how close one thing is to another thing.
"Mit der Dummheit kämpfen Götter selbst vergebens."
("Against stupidity, the gods themselves contend in vain.")
-- Friedrich Schiller (1759–1805)
Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.
-- Philip K Dick
What happens when all the renewable energy runs out?
-- Victoria Ayling
English isn't much of a language for swearing. When I studied Ancient Greek I was delighted to discover a single word - Rhaphanidosthai - which translates roughly as "Be thou thrust up the fundament with a radish for adultery."
("Against stupidity, the gods themselves contend in vain.")
-- Friedrich Schiller (1759–1805)
Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.
-- Philip K Dick
What happens when all the renewable energy runs out?
-- Victoria Ayling
English isn't much of a language for swearing. When I studied Ancient Greek I was delighted to discover a single word - Rhaphanidosthai - which translates roughly as "Be thou thrust up the fundament with a radish for adultery."
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ferrad
-noun
the SI unit of capacitance, formally defined to be the capacitance of a ferret between the teeth of which there appears a potential difference of one volt when it is charged by a quantity of electricity equal to one coulomb. Symbol: F
microferrad
-noun
the SI unit of capacitance for a very small ferret. Symbol: uF
picoferrad
-noun
the SI unit of capacitance for a ferret that keeps looking at you. Symbol: pF
-noun
the SI unit of capacitance, formally defined to be the capacitance of a ferret between the teeth of which there appears a potential difference of one volt when it is charged by a quantity of electricity equal to one coulomb. Symbol: F
microferrad
-noun
the SI unit of capacitance for a very small ferret. Symbol: uF
picoferrad
-noun
the SI unit of capacitance for a ferret that keeps looking at you. Symbol: pF
"I don't mean to sound bitter, cynical and cruel; but I am, so that's how it comes out." Bill Hicks.
"One should not believe everything one reads on the internet." Abraham Lincoln
"Are you OK?" daftbeaker (<-- very good question, people should ask it more often.)
"One should not believe everything one reads on the internet." Abraham Lincoln
"Are you OK?" daftbeaker (<-- very good question, people should ask it more often.)
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inferrad [v]
to imply a trouser leg has a capacity of one ferret.
deferrad [v]
to put of measuring the ferret holding capacity of a trouser leg.
to imply a trouser leg has a capacity of one ferret.
deferrad [v]
to put of measuring the ferret holding capacity of a trouser leg.
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niblick
-noun
a club with an iron head, the face of which has the greatest slope of all the irons, for hitting the ball with maximum loft.
-noun
a club with an iron head, the face of which has the greatest slope of all the irons, for hitting the ball with maximum loft.
"How is it that hardly any major religion has looked at science and concluded, 'This is better than we thought! The Universe is much bigger than our prophets said, grander, more subtle, more elegant. God must be even greater than we dreamed'? Instead they say, 'No, no, no! My god is a little god, and I want him to stay that way.'" - Carl Sagan
"To doubt everything or to believe everything are two equally convenient solutions; both dispense with the necessity of reflection." - Henri Poincaré
"To doubt everything or to believe everything are two equally convenient solutions; both dispense with the necessity of reflection." - Henri Poincaré
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nibblelick
-noun (dogs)
a friendly welcoming face-lick in which the dog 'accidentally' removes half the human's top lip with its teeth.
-noun (dogs)
a friendly welcoming face-lick in which the dog 'accidentally' removes half the human's top lip with its teeth.
"I don't mean to sound bitter, cynical and cruel; but I am, so that's how it comes out." Bill Hicks.
"One should not believe everything one reads on the internet." Abraham Lincoln
"Are you OK?" daftbeaker (<-- very good question, people should ask it more often.)
"One should not believe everything one reads on the internet." Abraham Lincoln
"Are you OK?" daftbeaker (<-- very good question, people should ask it more often.)
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