
Religious Propoganda!
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Religious Propoganda!
We needed a spot just for these things. I consider them a joke. 

I believe it's time for mankind to set aside the crutch of religion and embrace morality born of reason and truth. Those crutches have long since proven treacherous when the ground gets slippery.
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Re: Religious Propoganda!
I collect religious pamphlets and tracts. Some of them are funny, others are charmingly stupid, others are horrifyingly hateful. If I had a working scanner I'd scan some, but unfortunately I don't.
[email protected]#@#@#@#@!!! CAUTION: THIS PERSON DOES NOT KNOW WHAT HE IS TALKING ABOUT. DISREGARD ANY APPEALS TO AUTHORITY, EXPERIENCE, OR ROMANTIC PROWESS. ANY CORRECT INFORMATION YOU RECEIVE FROM THIS MAN IS PURELY COINCIDENTAL. [email protected]#@#@#@#@!!!
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My personal favourite was handed to me by Crazy Bag Lady (a jehovah's witness that stood outside the university sports building shouting bollocks and pushing pamphlets into the hands of anyone that didn't move fast enough).
It had on the front page "Who was the real Jesus?"
The first sentence on the inside page started "David Hasselhoff" and I didn't bother reading past that
It had on the front page "Who was the real Jesus?"
The first sentence on the inside page started "David Hasselhoff" and I didn't bother reading past that

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Wait . . . so are you saying that this is the face of Jesus?


Get your bake on. 

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Re: Religious Propoganda!
It appears I'm following the wrong religion.
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Re: Religious Propoganda!
So apparently this is a thing:


"How is it that hardly any major religion has looked at science and concluded, 'This is better than we thought! The Universe is much bigger than our prophets said, grander, more subtle, more elegant. God must be even greater than we dreamed'? Instead they say, 'No, no, no! My god is a little god, and I want him to stay that way.'" - Carl Sagan
"To doubt everything or to believe everything are two equally convenient solutions; both dispense with the necessity of reflection." - Henri Poincaré
"To doubt everything or to believe everything are two equally convenient solutions; both dispense with the necessity of reflection." - Henri Poincaré
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PKMKII wrote:So apparently this is a thing:


Get your bake on. 

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Ye shall not round the corners of your heads, neither shalt thou mar the corners of thy beard.
~Leviticus 19:27
Pretty sure Mr. John Murray, there, was in life-long Stiff-Necked Disobedience to The Word. So sad that he is even now roasting like a marshmallow in heck...
~Leviticus 19:27
Pretty sure Mr. John Murray, there, was in life-long Stiff-Necked Disobedience to The Word. So sad that he is even now roasting like a marshmallow in heck...
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The poster takes no responsibility for any offense taken where none was meant. Except in cases of accidental microaggressions, in which case please explain it, so that we may better understand.
By reading this post, you agree that you are solely responsible for your reaction to it.
The poster takes no responsibility for any offense taken where none was meant. Except in cases of accidental microaggressions, in which case please explain it, so that we may better understand.
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I believe it's time for mankind to set aside the crutch of religion and embrace morality born of reason and truth. Those crutches have long since proven treacherous when the ground gets slippery.
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I believe it's time for mankind to set aside the crutch of religion and embrace morality born of reason and truth. Those crutches have long since proven treacherous when the ground gets slippery.
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Re: Religious Propoganda!
PKMKII wrote:So apparently this is a thing:
I thought it was necessary...

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Biblical
OP:
Ghettisis (CH 1-10 complete)
He Who is a Servant of FSM
Narwhal
Couscousum
Zozuniah
To Build or Not To Build
Covenant of Olive
NP:
Midas
Sailamon
2, 3 ParmaJohn
Jude's Kitchen
Confucian
Confusion Analects: Book I
~~~~~Qapla', sak-khet, saith.~~~~~
~~~~~~Finna ilian un atra du~~~~~
~~~~~~evarínya ono varda.~~~~~~
~~~~Mára mesta, Eywa ngahu.~~~~
~~(tlhIngan, Rihannsu, Quenya...)~~
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I believe it's time for mankind to set aside the crutch of religion and embrace morality born of reason and truth. Those crutches have long since proven treacherous when the ground gets slippery.
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I believe it's time for mankind to set aside the crutch of religion and embrace morality born of reason and truth. Those crutches have long since proven treacherous when the ground gets slippery.
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