The Your Banned Game

[pieces o'nine]

^ You're banned for not axing Ravi for an avaminion like all the respectable pirates in these here parts.

[Rev. Rowan Redbeard]

^ You're banned for implying that I'm not respectable.

[pieces o'nine]

What was I thinking? I do apologize for the implication...

You're banned -- clearly and unambiguously -- for being unrespectable.

[Rev. Rowan Redbeard]

^ You're banned for even thinking that a gentleman pirate could ever be unrespectable. Disreputable, perhaps. But never unrespectable.

[bacon]

^ You're banned for unreasonable expectations of respectability

[Roy Hunter]

In respect of your previous post: you're banned.

[Ravi Oli]

I'm banning you ^ even in the face of your proven record of disrespect for authority.

[Rev. Rowan Redbeard]

^ You're all banned for being short and yellow.

[pieces o'nine]

^ You're banned for being heightist and looking through rose-colored eye.

[Rev. Rowan Redbeard]

^ You're banned for encouraging jaundice amongst the crew.

[bacon]

You're banned for not caring about the obvious liver disorder that many of us have.
it's called alcoholism

[Ravi Oli]

^ you're banned for not promoting that gastronomical duo - bacon AND liver.

[Roy Hunter]

This is why you're banned ^.

[pieces o'nine]

^ You're banned for not even trying to 'shop a tartan onto that receiving blanket...

[Ravi Oli]

^ you're banned for not mentioning he's ^^ got his dad's hair.