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Re: Lies!

Postby Ravi Oli » Sun Jul 07, 2013 3:02 am

^ supplies ^^ coneyak by the dozen.
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Re: Lies!

Postby pieces o'nine » Sun Jul 07, 2013 2:17 pm

^ standard gig opener (and closer) is "Kahlúa Louie"
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Re: Lies!

Postby Ravi Oli » Sun Jul 07, 2013 4:55 pm

^ swears by Creme de Menthe as a breath freshener.
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Re: Lies!

Postby pieces o'nine » Sun Jul 07, 2013 9:21 pm

^ friends pity his affinity for Creme de Coke
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Re: Lies!

Postby Ravi Oli » Mon Jul 08, 2013 5:01 pm

Don't expect any pity from ^.
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Re: Lies!

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Re: Lies!

Postby Ravi Oli » Tue Jul 09, 2013 3:49 am

^ taught Gordon Bloody Ramsay every feckin thing he knows.
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Re: Lies!

Postby Rev. Daniel Scott » Thu Jul 25, 2013 5:49 pm

^ Once gave birth to a minion that was blue not yellow. Doctor mistook for smurf.
Pastafarian Doctoral Dissertation: Accepted

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Biblical
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Ghettisis (CH 1-10 complete)
He Who is a Servant of FSM
Narwhal
Couscousum
Zozuniah
To Build or Not To Build
Covenant of Olive

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Jude's Kitchen



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Re: Lies!

Postby Rev. Daniel Scott » Thu Jul 25, 2013 7:26 pm

^ Thought that the Blue Man Group had anything going for them that I would actually be ejected from. I left.
Pastafarian Doctoral Dissertation: Accepted

Completed Works:

Biblical
OP:
Ghettisis (CH 1-10 complete)
He Who is a Servant of FSM
Narwhal
Couscousum
Zozuniah
To Build or Not To Build
Covenant of Olive

NP:
Midas
Sailamon
2, 3 ParmaJohn
Jude's Kitchen



Confucian
Confusion Analects: Book I


~~~~~Qapla', sak-khet, saith.~~~~~
~~~~~~Finna ilian un atra du~~~~~
~~~~~~evarínya ono varda.~~~~~~
~~~~Mára mesta, Eywa ngahu.~~~~
~~(tlhIngan, Rihannsu, Quenya...)~~

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Re: Lies!

Postby Rev. Daniel Scott » Thu Jul 25, 2013 8:19 pm

Only my friends call me girlfriend. ^ You eat lettuce from the bag...
Pastafarian Doctoral Dissertation: Accepted

Completed Works:

Biblical
OP:
Ghettisis (CH 1-10 complete)
He Who is a Servant of FSM
Narwhal
Couscousum
Zozuniah
To Build or Not To Build
Covenant of Olive

NP:
Midas
Sailamon
2, 3 ParmaJohn
Jude's Kitchen



Confucian
Confusion Analects: Book I


~~~~~Qapla', sak-khet, saith.~~~~~
~~~~~~Finna ilian un atra du~~~~~
~~~~~~evarínya ono varda.~~~~~~
~~~~Mára mesta, Eywa ngahu.~~~~
~~(tlhIngan, Rihannsu, Quenya...)~~

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Re: Lies!

Postby Rev. Daniel Scott » Thu Jul 25, 2013 8:34 pm

^ Simply can't see my avatar.
Pastafarian Doctoral Dissertation: Accepted

Completed Works:

Biblical
OP:
Ghettisis (CH 1-10 complete)
He Who is a Servant of FSM
Narwhal
Couscousum
Zozuniah
To Build or Not To Build
Covenant of Olive

NP:
Midas
Sailamon
2, 3 ParmaJohn
Jude's Kitchen



Confucian
Confusion Analects: Book I


~~~~~Qapla', sak-khet, saith.~~~~~
~~~~~~Finna ilian un atra du~~~~~
~~~~~~evarínya ono varda.~~~~~~
~~~~Mára mesta, Eywa ngahu.~~~~
~~(tlhIngan, Rihannsu, Quenya...)~~

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Re: Lies!

Postby pieces o'nine » Thu Jul 25, 2013 10:05 pm

^ Never misses an opportunity to show off his mad Quenya skillz.
I will honor Monkey in my heart, and try to keep it all the year.
~Charles "Darwin" Dickens

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Re: Lies!

Postby Rev. Daniel Scott » Fri Jul 26, 2013 12:20 am

^ Can probably identify all of the languages in my signature.
Pastafarian Doctoral Dissertation: Accepted

Completed Works:

Biblical
OP:
Ghettisis (CH 1-10 complete)
He Who is a Servant of FSM
Narwhal
Couscousum
Zozuniah
To Build or Not To Build
Covenant of Olive

NP:
Midas
Sailamon
2, 3 ParmaJohn
Jude's Kitchen



Confucian
Confusion Analects: Book I


~~~~~Qapla', sak-khet, saith.~~~~~
~~~~~~Finna ilian un atra du~~~~~
~~~~~~evarínya ono varda.~~~~~~
~~~~Mára mesta, Eywa ngahu.~~~~
~~(tlhIngan, Rihannsu, Quenya...)~~

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Re: Lies!

Postby bacon » Fri Jul 26, 2013 8:06 am

^ all his posts are a miracle of random typing
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Re: Lies!

Postby Rev. Daniel Scott » Fri Jul 26, 2013 2:10 pm

^ Realizes that his* last post was actually excruciatingly true.

*Edit: her
Pastafarian Doctoral Dissertation: Accepted

Completed Works:

Biblical
OP:
Ghettisis (CH 1-10 complete)
He Who is a Servant of FSM
Narwhal
Couscousum
Zozuniah
To Build or Not To Build
Covenant of Olive

NP:
Midas
Sailamon
2, 3 ParmaJohn
Jude's Kitchen



Confucian
Confusion Analects: Book I


~~~~~Qapla', sak-khet, saith.~~~~~
~~~~~~Finna ilian un atra du~~~~~
~~~~~~evarínya ono varda.~~~~~~
~~~~Mára mesta, Eywa ngahu.~~~~
~~(tlhIngan, Rihannsu, Quenya...)~~


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