The Great Pirate Insult Challenge

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Re: The Great Pirate Insult Challenge

Postby Ravi Oli » Sun Jul 28, 2013 5:11 pm

Arrrrrr yer ^ a lowe down, washin' line wenches pantaloons rustler.
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Re: The Great Pirate Insult Challenge

Postby Rev. Daniel Scott » Sun Jul 28, 2013 5:17 pm

Da last toim ye ^ ohnd sum pantyloons wuz wen ye ript em owt uv uh dogz mouf.
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Re: The Great Pirate Insult Challenge

Postby Ravi Oli » Sun Jul 28, 2013 5:28 pm

Arrrr 'tis trewly sed more shite hescapes yer top end than thee bottom end.
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Re: The Great Pirate Insult Challenge

Postby Rev. Daniel Scott » Sun Jul 28, 2013 5:32 pm

Betteh t' haf diuhreeuh uv da mouf den uv de arse liek ye hav.
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~~~~~Qapla', sak-khet, saith.~~~~~
~~~~~~Finna ilian un atra du~~~~~
~~~~~~evarínya ono varda.~~~~~~
~~~~Mára mesta, Eywa ngahu.~~~~
~~(tlhIngan, Rihannsu, Quenya...)~~

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Re: The Great Pirate Insult Challenge

Postby Ravi Oli » Sun Jul 28, 2013 5:39 pm

Aye but not 'alf as bad as yer face wot closely rezembles thee north end ov a south 'eadin helephant.
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Re: The Great Pirate Insult Challenge

Postby Rev. Daniel Scott » Sun Jul 28, 2013 5:43 pm

Oi fink ye haf mistookin yer mither fer a helefant.
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Zozuniah
To Build or Not To Build
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Confusion Analects: Book I


~~~~~Qapla', sak-khet, saith.~~~~~
~~~~~~Finna ilian un atra du~~~~~
~~~~~~evarínya ono varda.~~~~~~
~~~~Mára mesta, Eywa ngahu.~~~~
~~(tlhIngan, Rihannsu, Quenya...)~~

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Re: The Great Pirate Insult Challenge

Postby Ravi Oli » Mon Jul 29, 2013 5:56 am

Yarrrrr an' yer muther is sooooo fat 'er arrrrrse is still comin' when thee rest ov 'er is goin'.
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Re: The Great Pirate Insult Challenge

Postby Rev. Daniel Scott » Mon Jul 29, 2013 2:32 pm

Yer mither be so hewj dat wen she 'ugs ye b'for ye go saylin' ye git lawst in 'er rolls.
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OP:
Ghettisis (CH 1-10 complete)
He Who is a Servant of FSM
Narwhal
Couscousum
Zozuniah
To Build or Not To Build
Covenant of Olive

NP:
Midas
Sailamon
2, 3 ParmaJohn
Jude's Kitchen



Confucian
Confusion Analects: Book I


~~~~~Qapla', sak-khet, saith.~~~~~
~~~~~~Finna ilian un atra du~~~~~
~~~~~~evarínya ono varda.~~~~~~
~~~~Mára mesta, Eywa ngahu.~~~~
~~(tlhIngan, Rihannsu, Quenya...)~~

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Re: The Great Pirate Insult Challenge

Postby Ravi Oli » Mon Jul 29, 2013 5:02 pm

Yarrrrr an' yer muthers sooooo big wen she went ta thee beach they cuvvered 'er wiv wet towls an' tryed ta roll 'er back in thee warter.
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Re: The Great Pirate Insult Challenge

Postby Rev. Daniel Scott » Mon Jul 29, 2013 5:08 pm

Dat dey did... Dat dey did. :bummer:

Bu' at leest oi din't troi to maet wif yer mither liek ye tride mine.
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OP:
Ghettisis (CH 1-10 complete)
He Who is a Servant of FSM
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Couscousum
Zozuniah
To Build or Not To Build
Covenant of Olive

NP:
Midas
Sailamon
2, 3 ParmaJohn
Jude's Kitchen



Confucian
Confusion Analects: Book I


~~~~~Qapla', sak-khet, saith.~~~~~
~~~~~~Finna ilian un atra du~~~~~
~~~~~~evarínya ono varda.~~~~~~
~~~~Mára mesta, Eywa ngahu.~~~~
~~(tlhIngan, Rihannsu, Quenya...)~~

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Re: The Great Pirate Insult Challenge

Postby Ravi Oli » Mon Jul 29, 2013 5:22 pm

Nay matey... she jest clapped 'er flippers an' give me a wet kiss fer the fishes Oi throwd 'er.
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Re: The Great Pirate Insult Challenge

Postby Rev. Daniel Scott » Mon Jul 29, 2013 5:30 pm

Ware oi com frum, dats a pruhpozle fer marij.
Pastafarian Doctoral Dissertation: Accepted

Completed Works:

Biblical
OP:
Ghettisis (CH 1-10 complete)
He Who is a Servant of FSM
Narwhal
Couscousum
Zozuniah
To Build or Not To Build
Covenant of Olive

NP:
Midas
Sailamon
2, 3 ParmaJohn
Jude's Kitchen



Confucian
Confusion Analects: Book I


~~~~~Qapla', sak-khet, saith.~~~~~
~~~~~~Finna ilian un atra du~~~~~
~~~~~~evarínya ono varda.~~~~~~
~~~~Mára mesta, Eywa ngahu.~~~~
~~(tlhIngan, Rihannsu, Quenya...)~~

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Re: The Great Pirate Insult Challenge

Postby Ravi Oli » Mon Jul 29, 2013 5:33 pm

Yarrrr 'tis tru then wot Oi 'erd thart yer muther be awlso yer sister?
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Re: The Great Pirate Insult Challenge

Postby Rev. Daniel Scott » Mon Jul 29, 2013 5:36 pm

'Af sister. Yar. Tis tru. Bu' at leest moi chil'un arnt moi af siblings loik yers arr.
Pastafarian Doctoral Dissertation: Accepted

Completed Works:

Biblical
OP:
Ghettisis (CH 1-10 complete)
He Who is a Servant of FSM
Narwhal
Couscousum
Zozuniah
To Build or Not To Build
Covenant of Olive

NP:
Midas
Sailamon
2, 3 ParmaJohn
Jude's Kitchen



Confucian
Confusion Analects: Book I


~~~~~Qapla', sak-khet, saith.~~~~~
~~~~~~Finna ilian un atra du~~~~~
~~~~~~evarínya ono varda.~~~~~~
~~~~Mára mesta, Eywa ngahu.~~~~
~~(tlhIngan, Rihannsu, Quenya...)~~

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Re: The Great Pirate Insult Challenge

Postby Ravi Oli » Mon Jul 29, 2013 6:10 pm

Aye an' beutiful chil'un yourn arrrrr.... wiv shiney coats an' waggy tails jist loike thar muther.
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