The Great Pirate Insult Challenge

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Re: The Great Pirate Insult Challenge

Postby Rev. Daniel Scott » Mon Jul 29, 2013 6:14 pm

Oi don foind dat vurry insaltin', gud sir. P'rhaps yer to soft te insalt meh properloike. Shall oi por ye a coop uv tee?
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Re: The Great Pirate Insult Challenge

Postby Ravi Oli » Tue Jul 30, 2013 3:54 am

Waz Oi sposed to hinsalt ye? Oi thawt thee eyedear waz to 'ave a larf an' come bak wiv sumthin' betta. Milk'n'two pleeze an' Oi'll give ye a biskit.
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Re: The Great Pirate Insult Challenge

Postby Rev. Daniel Scott » Wed Jul 31, 2013 9:32 pm

Yer biskits tayst wurs den unsalted midgits
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Completed Works:

Biblical
OP:
Ghettisis (CH 1-10 complete)
He Who is a Servant of FSM
Narwhal
Couscousum
Zozuniah
To Build or Not To Build
Covenant of Olive

NP:
Midas
Sailamon
2, 3 ParmaJohn
Jude's Kitchen



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Confusion Analects: Book I


~~~~~Qapla', sak-khet, saith.~~~~~
~~~~~~Finna ilian un atra du~~~~~
~~~~~~evarínya ono varda.~~~~~~
~~~~Mára mesta, Eywa ngahu.~~~~
~~(tlhIngan, Rihannsu, Quenya...)~~

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Re: The Great Pirate Insult Challenge

Postby pieces o'nine » Wed Jul 31, 2013 9:39 pm

Yarrrrgh, get a room, ye lubbers.



At leaste, thats wot some jellus hinterloper allus tells me wen oi bin henjoyin a hextended converrrsashun wiv one uvver pyrate... :haha:
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Re: The Great Pirate Insult Challenge

Postby Griffin » Wed Jul 31, 2013 11:17 pm

Aaaarr Pieces, yer avatar looks loike a bowl o' cat vomit.
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Re: The Great Pirate Insult Challenge

Postby pieces o'nine » Thu Aug 01, 2013 12:44 am

Yer jes jellus on account ov clingin' t'thee sayme loife preserver fer thee past three hunnert yeares. Ye woodent wreckonoize catte vomit if yer first mayte produced vast quantities ov hit.




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Re: The Great Pirate Insult Challenge

Postby Rev. Daniel Scott » Thu Aug 01, 2013 1:20 am

Pieces, ye'd be t' first mayte prodoosing vast kwantees ov et if aneebudee.
Pastafarian Doctoral Dissertation: Accepted

Completed Works:

Biblical
OP:
Ghettisis (CH 1-10 complete)
He Who is a Servant of FSM
Narwhal
Couscousum
Zozuniah
To Build or Not To Build
Covenant of Olive

NP:
Midas
Sailamon
2, 3 ParmaJohn
Jude's Kitchen



Confucian
Confusion Analects: Book I


~~~~~Qapla', sak-khet, saith.~~~~~
~~~~~~Finna ilian un atra du~~~~~
~~~~~~evarínya ono varda.~~~~~~
~~~~Mára mesta, Eywa ngahu.~~~~
~~(tlhIngan, Rihannsu, Quenya...)~~

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Re: The Great Pirate Insult Challenge

Postby pieces o'nine » Thu Aug 01, 2013 2:05 am

Oi've heard better hinsults from Ravi. Not much better, ter be onnist, but still....
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Re: The Great Pirate Insult Challenge

Postby Rev. Daniel Scott » Thu Aug 01, 2013 2:13 am

Oi wood foind et kwite insaltin' t' be cawld Griffin's first mayte.
Pastafarian Doctoral Dissertation: Accepted

Completed Works:

Biblical
OP:
Ghettisis (CH 1-10 complete)
He Who is a Servant of FSM
Narwhal
Couscousum
Zozuniah
To Build or Not To Build
Covenant of Olive

NP:
Midas
Sailamon
2, 3 ParmaJohn
Jude's Kitchen



Confucian
Confusion Analects: Book I


~~~~~Qapla', sak-khet, saith.~~~~~
~~~~~~Finna ilian un atra du~~~~~
~~~~~~evarínya ono varda.~~~~~~
~~~~Mára mesta, Eywa ngahu.~~~~
~~(tlhIngan, Rihannsu, Quenya...)~~

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Re: The Great Pirate Insult Challenge

Postby Ravi Oli » Thu Aug 01, 2013 3:55 am

Arrr yer landlocked lubber.... ye woodent know Griffin frum a deckchair on thee Titanic. Ye mite 'ave blowed a hoppertunity thar.

Yer frum Wisconsin... ye arnt b'chance thee Jetman?
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Re: The Great Pirate Insult Challenge

Postby black bart » Thu Aug 01, 2013 6:21 am

Yarr ye've all got avatars from Toys Arrrgh Us!
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Re: The Great Pirate Insult Challenge

Postby Ravi Oli » Thu Aug 01, 2013 5:20 pm

Arrrr an' ye knows abowt Toys Arrrgh Us becoz theys 'ave the bikesickles wiv thee trainin' wheels ye favour.

Thar wert a three-fer-one spechul on avaminions larst week... Oi got one for ye an' Nef too...

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Re: The Great Pirate Insult Challenge

Postby Rev. Daniel Scott » Thu Aug 01, 2013 7:58 pm

Oi rilly cant sai nuffin cuz yer avaminions be butiful.
Pastafarian Doctoral Dissertation: Accepted

Completed Works:

Biblical
OP:
Ghettisis (CH 1-10 complete)
He Who is a Servant of FSM
Narwhal
Couscousum
Zozuniah
To Build or Not To Build
Covenant of Olive

NP:
Midas
Sailamon
2, 3 ParmaJohn
Jude's Kitchen



Confucian
Confusion Analects: Book I


~~~~~Qapla', sak-khet, saith.~~~~~
~~~~~~Finna ilian un atra du~~~~~
~~~~~~evarínya ono varda.~~~~~~
~~~~Mára mesta, Eywa ngahu.~~~~
~~(tlhIngan, Rihannsu, Quenya...)~~

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Re: The Great Pirate Insult Challenge

Postby pieces o'nine » Thu Aug 01, 2013 9:49 pm

Yarrr, yer BartMinion be luvverly!

But t'be trooly awe thentick, ye must keepe a luckshurious hair clippe hart witch can be modified t'mayke larger an larger, then smaller an smaller beerds, musstasheeos, an thee loike.
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Re: The Great Pirate Insult Challenge

Postby Griffin » Sun Aug 04, 2013 12:43 am

Rev. Daniel Scott wrote:Oi wood foind et kwite insaltin' t' be cawld Griffin's first mayte.


Oi wuldnt 'av ye as me second, third or forth mate, let alown first, h'even if yer pesky hed wer boyled in a tub o laard.
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