Lies!

bacon · Postby **bacon** » Thu Aug 08, 2013 8:51 am

^ opened a Haggis 'R Us shop -- only customer was ^^^

Ravi Oli · Postby **Ravi Oli** » Thu Aug 08, 2013 4:56 pm

^ wouldn't touch ^^^^'s caber with a ten foot pole.

pieces o'nine · Postby **pieces o'nine** » Thu Aug 08, 2013 8:32 pm

^ lives by the Bard's immortal line: “We that are true lovers run into strange cabers.”

bacon · Postby **bacon** » Fri Aug 09, 2013 10:35 am

^ lives by Bart's mortal lines - "Who wants sem moar fish 'ed stoo?"

Ravi Oli · Postby **Ravi Oli** » Fri Aug 09, 2013 4:56 pm

^ hasn't had one too many bowls o'fish'ed stoo.

pieces o'nine · Postby **pieces o'nine** » Fri Aug 09, 2013 10:35 pm

^ 'as never been invited ter one ov Bart's famiss wilde fish'ead stoo parties

bacon · Postby **bacon** » Sun Aug 11, 2013 11:14 am

^ had too much fish hed stoo at the last party. Was last spotted running naked through the woods singing "twiddle-dee, twiddle-doo."

pieces o'nine · Postby **pieces o'nine** » Sun Aug 11, 2013 1:04 pm

^ knows this because she was similarly occupied

Postby **Roy Hunter** » Sun Aug 11, 2013 4:00 pm

pieces o'nine wrote:^ knows this because she was similarly occupied

^ obviously opened the same unlocked festival portaloo that I did...

:shocked:

Ravi Oli · Postby **Ravi Oli** » Sun Aug 11, 2013 4:56 pm

^ hasn't been banned from many festivals for tipping occupied portaloos.

pieces o'nine · Postby **pieces o'nine** » Sun Aug 11, 2013 8:24 pm

^ seems to be well informed on the topic

Ravi Oli · Postby **Ravi Oli** » Sun Aug 11, 2013 11:33 pm

^ was the victim of one of Roy's tippings... took two weeks to wash the smell out of her hair.

pieces o'nine · Postby **pieces o'nine** » Mon Aug 12, 2013 12:29 am

^ is full of it.

Ravi Oli · Postby **Ravi Oli** » Mon Aug 12, 2013 4:40 am

^ sells it to me by the bucket at a discounted mate's rate.

DavidH · Postby **DavidH** » Mon Aug 12, 2013 9:19 am

^ Produces it by the bucket.

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