NEWBIE PIRATES START HERE

[The Black Spot]

...I could feel thee spray on me face an smell thee wind.

Arrrrr... that'll teach ye t' hang around the toilets in the Admiral Benbow.

[black bart]

Arrr the smells, sights and sounds of thee Benbow...tis almost as bad as Newcastle on a Saturday Night.

[NoClu]

Dear Aunty Blackbeard,
I be new at this and ask for your tolerance and patience.

I've been sailin the past 20 yrs with the same wench who has now abandoned ship. All in all, it's a good thing, though my ship is still turning to catch a clean breeze in the mainsail. I look forward to sanding the deck and clearing for battle once again. Here's hoping that the wind will blow true and the course set firm for better days...

Once granted permission to board, I look forward to exploring this community.

[ChowMein]

Welkum abord matey !

Oi don't noe ware Auntie be these daze . prolly still having her beauty nap . if so oi don't expect to sea her for sum toime . Argh .

[linzi]

I'm new but eager to meet aunty blackbeard and learn from her. I suppose her beauty rest end by now.

[Ravi Oli]

Dear linzi
Oi herd Arrrnty be makin' 'er fortune at 5 doubloons a minit doin' phone sex. She 'as got thee soize 'n figga as 'er beer fridge from moistenin' 'er throwt w'beer 'n chocklit awl day an will take thee fire dept ta get 'er owt b'for she can reploy ta 'er loyal [non-payin] fans 'ere.

[Ignotum]

I don't like the pirate issue in this religion... Anyway I am already in the ship. Arrrrgh!

[fremont]

Contrary to other. I dream to be a pirate one day.

[Nef Yoo BlackBeard]

Halloo noow PYRETZ!

rrrrrrrrrr


Hi thee infymuz capin Nuf Yoo BackBear!
I hear ter teach yer speek pruper.

but Fus, yer gotter brung me peetzer

an choklit mulk.

Fank ye

[Griffin]

Aaaargh! Strictly speakin' Oi not be knew but Oi 'as bin away on the high sees for sum time an Oi got thru so many peg legs Oi mite as well be knew.

Anyways I not be serproised ter see neffuu 'ere 'cos 'e was allus wun fer 'anging arownd the grown hups.

[DavidH]

Welcome back on board, me hearty!

[DaveL]

<Get copious amounts of Grog Ready>

Welcome home matey, you know the drill!!

[Monobaz]

Just seeking a point of clarification here: Who or what is Bing.[Bot]?

[DavidH]

Search Engines send these "crawlers", which are software entities, to forums, etc to mine quotes. This bot was sent by Bing.

http://www.bing.com/webmaster/help/which-crawlers-does-bing-use-8c184ec0

[RevWrongway]

Aye be approved t' th' main boards so Aye come t' sign aboard here. Whar be th' capt'n & who should Aye be keepin' an eye on?