The Your Banned Game

[peacefulsongs]

Banned for not reporting this to the ministry for silly walks

you're banned because I like this banning

[Ravi Oli]

^ you're banned for chatting up the forum hotties when you were supposed to ban Roy as the previous poster first.

[bacon]

^ you're banned because, though your headache's gone, your JITTERY NERVES are worse than ever.

I didn't know you were a psychic. I am sitting here with very jittery nerves because I had way too much caffeine and way too little sleep. So your banned, banned, banned, banned, banned, banned, banned, banned, . . . . . ahhghghgh...... help!

[black bart]

^Banned for being a nervous wreck...aargh!

[Roy Hunter]

You are banned for absenteeism!

[pieces o'nine]

^ You're banned for being present and unaccounted for.

[Ravi Oli]

^ you're banned for being accountable to no one.

[Roy Hunter]

Speaking as your accountant, I think it would be tax efficient for you to spend a year banned. We'll back-date it until April 1st, OK?

[daftbeaker]

You're banned because I don't trust anything announced on April the 1st, no matter how serious it is.

[Rev. Rowan Redbeard]

^ you're subjectively banned.

[Roy Hunter]

Consider this a veridical banning.

[Rev. Rowan Redbeard]

^ you're figuratively banned for lying. I'm still here, so it couldn't have been veridical.

[daftbeaker]

You're banned for virucide.

[pieces o'nine]

^ you're banned for faux-verisimilitude

[Rev. Rowan Redbeard]

^ you're banned for Faux News. (Well, someone had to be banned for them.)