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Rev. Rowan Redbeard
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PKMKII
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dissimile
-noun
comparison or illustration by contraries.
-noun
comparison or illustration by contraries.
"How is it that hardly any major religion has looked at science and concluded, 'This is better than we thought! The Universe is much bigger than our prophets said, grander, more subtle, more elegant. God must be even greater than we dreamed'? Instead they say, 'No, no, no! My god is a little god, and I want him to stay that way.'" - Carl Sagan
"To doubt everything or to believe everything are two equally convenient solutions; both dispense with the necessity of reflection." - Henri Poincaré
"To doubt everything or to believe everything are two equally convenient solutions; both dispense with the necessity of reflection." - Henri Poincaré
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pieces o'nine
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dissimile
-noun phrase
comparison or illustration by contraries: dissimile is more convincing than datsimile.
-noun phrase
comparison or illustration by contraries: dissimile is more convincing than datsimile.
I will honor Monkey in my heart, and try to keep it all the year.
~Charles "Darwin" Dickens
~Charles "Darwin" Dickens
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PKMKII
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maslin
-noun
1. a mixture of different grains, flours, or meals, especially rye mixed with wheat.
2. bread made from such a mixture of grains.
3. a mixture; medley.
-noun
1. a mixture of different grains, flours, or meals, especially rye mixed with wheat.
2. bread made from such a mixture of grains.
3. a mixture; medley.
"How is it that hardly any major religion has looked at science and concluded, 'This is better than we thought! The Universe is much bigger than our prophets said, grander, more subtle, more elegant. God must be even greater than we dreamed'? Instead they say, 'No, no, no! My god is a little god, and I want him to stay that way.'" - Carl Sagan
"To doubt everything or to believe everything are two equally convenient solutions; both dispense with the necessity of reflection." - Henri Poincaré
"To doubt everything or to believe everything are two equally convenient solutions; both dispense with the necessity of reflection." - Henri Poincaré
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bacon
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baclin
-noun
a mixture of different bacons
-noun
a mixture of different bacons
Get your bake on. 
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Roy Hunter
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maslin's hierarchy
-noun
spelt at the top, then sunflower, then rye, then wheat, then barley, then rice, then unidentifiable stuff you swept of the silo floor at the bottom.
-noun
spelt at the top, then sunflower, then rye, then wheat, then barley, then rice, then unidentifiable stuff you swept of the silo floor at the bottom.
"I don't mean to sound bitter, cynical or cruel; but I am, so that's how it comes out." ~ Bill Hicks.
"To argue with a person who has renounced reason is like administering medicine to the dead." ~ Thomas Paine.
"One should not believe everything one reads on the internet." ~ Abraham Lincoln.
"I linked the number of MPs to the number of votes. If you'd done a real Science degree you'd understand sticking to the point." ~ daftbeaker.
"To argue with a person who has renounced reason is like administering medicine to the dead." ~ Thomas Paine.
"One should not believe everything one reads on the internet." ~ Abraham Lincoln.
"I linked the number of MPs to the number of votes. If you'd done a real Science degree you'd understand sticking to the point." ~ daftbeaker.
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ET, the Extra Terrestrial
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dimissile
-noun
what di army shoots at di enemy.
xmaslin
-noun
a mixture of different religious holidays.
-noun
what di army shoots at di enemy.
xmaslin
-noun
a mixture of different religious holidays.
"Mit der Dummheit kämpfen Götter selbst vergebens."
("Against stupidity, the gods themselves contend in vain.")
-- Friedrich Schiller (1759–1805)
Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.
-- Philip K Dick
OK, now let's look at four dimensions on the blackboard.
-- Dr. Joy
English isn't much of a language for swearing. When I studied Ancient Greek I was delighted to discover a single word - Rhaphanidosthai - which translates roughly as "Be thou thrust up the fundament with a radish for adultery."
("Against stupidity, the gods themselves contend in vain.")
-- Friedrich Schiller (1759–1805)
Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.
-- Philip K Dick
OK, now let's look at four dimensions on the blackboard.
-- Dr. Joy
English isn't much of a language for swearing. When I studied Ancient Greek I was delighted to discover a single word - Rhaphanidosthai - which translates roughly as "Be thou thrust up the fundament with a radish for adultery."
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PKMKII
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tenace
-noun
a sequence of two high cards of the same suit that lack an intervening card to be in consecutive order, as the ace and queen.
-noun
a sequence of two high cards of the same suit that lack an intervening card to be in consecutive order, as the ace and queen.
"How is it that hardly any major religion has looked at science and concluded, 'This is better than we thought! The Universe is much bigger than our prophets said, grander, more subtle, more elegant. God must be even greater than we dreamed'? Instead they say, 'No, no, no! My god is a little god, and I want him to stay that way.'" - Carl Sagan
"To doubt everything or to believe everything are two equally convenient solutions; both dispense with the necessity of reflection." - Henri Poincaré
"To doubt everything or to believe everything are two equally convenient solutions; both dispense with the necessity of reflection." - Henri Poincaré
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bacon
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PKMKII wrote:tenace
-noun
a sequence of two high cards of the same suit that lack an intervening card to be in consecutive order, as the ace and queen.
2. blackjack
Get your bake on.
TwistedSister wrote:You can't go wrong with a side of Bacon on your side.........
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Roy Hunter
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tenalady
-noun
a female gambler holding a good hand who doesn't want to leave the table to visit the bathroom.
-noun
a female gambler holding a good hand who doesn't want to leave the table to visit the bathroom.
"I don't mean to sound bitter, cynical or cruel; but I am, so that's how it comes out." ~ Bill Hicks.
"To argue with a person who has renounced reason is like administering medicine to the dead." ~ Thomas Paine.
"One should not believe everything one reads on the internet." ~ Abraham Lincoln.
"I linked the number of MPs to the number of votes. If you'd done a real Science degree you'd understand sticking to the point." ~ daftbeaker.
"To argue with a person who has renounced reason is like administering medicine to the dead." ~ Thomas Paine.
"One should not believe everything one reads on the internet." ~ Abraham Lincoln.
"I linked the number of MPs to the number of votes. If you'd done a real Science degree you'd understand sticking to the point." ~ daftbeaker.
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ET, the Extra Terrestrial
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ninefour
-noun
a sequence of two random cards of no particular suit that lack any value in any card game imaginable.
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a sequence of two random cards of no particular suit that lack any value in any card game imaginable.
"Mit der Dummheit kämpfen Götter selbst vergebens."
("Against stupidity, the gods themselves contend in vain.")
-- Friedrich Schiller (1759–1805)
Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.
-- Philip K Dick
OK, now let's look at four dimensions on the blackboard.
-- Dr. Joy
English isn't much of a language for swearing. When I studied Ancient Greek I was delighted to discover a single word - Rhaphanidosthai - which translates roughly as "Be thou thrust up the fundament with a radish for adultery."
("Against stupidity, the gods themselves contend in vain.")
-- Friedrich Schiller (1759–1805)
Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.
-- Philip K Dick
OK, now let's look at four dimensions on the blackboard.
-- Dr. Joy
English isn't much of a language for swearing. When I studied Ancient Greek I was delighted to discover a single word - Rhaphanidosthai - which translates roughly as "Be thou thrust up the fundament with a radish for adultery."
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black bart
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Re: Word of the Day
Texas Holdem n.
1. I don't really know...but I think it's got something to do with Dolly Parton.
1. I don't really know...but I think it's got something to do with Dolly Parton.
The smoke wafted gently in the breeze across the poop deck and all seemed right in the world.
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PKMKII
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yarrish
-adjective
having a rough, dry taste.
-adjective
having a rough, dry taste.
"How is it that hardly any major religion has looked at science and concluded, 'This is better than we thought! The Universe is much bigger than our prophets said, grander, more subtle, more elegant. God must be even greater than we dreamed'? Instead they say, 'No, no, no! My god is a little god, and I want him to stay that way.'" - Carl Sagan
"To doubt everything or to believe everything are two equally convenient solutions; both dispense with the necessity of reflection." - Henri Poincaré
"To doubt everything or to believe everything are two equally convenient solutions; both dispense with the necessity of reflection." - Henri Poincaré
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pieces o'nine
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yarrrghish
-adjective
reminiscent of fish'ead stoo
-adjective
reminiscent of fish'ead stoo
I will honor Monkey in my heart, and try to keep it all the year.
~Charles "Darwin" Dickens
~Charles "Darwin" Dickens
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