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Word of the Day
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Rev. Rowan Redbeard
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—Captain the Reverend Lord C.S. Rowan, Lord of Glencoe, Minister of Pastafarianism, Gentleman Pirate
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pieces o'nine
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troll
noun
Don't feed them, guys. Thanks!
noun
Don't feed them, guys. Thanks!
I will honor Monkey in my heart, and try to keep it all the year.
~Charles "Darwin" Dickens
~Charles "Darwin" Dickens
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pieces o'nine
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^ 
Fundamental Theorem of Calculus
noun phrase
The formula for estimating how much financial support should be allotted to a lunatic.
Fundamental Theorem of Calculus
noun phrase
The formula for estimating how much financial support should be allotted to a lunatic.
I will honor Monkey in my heart, and try to keep it all the year.
~Charles "Darwin" Dickens
~Charles "Darwin" Dickens
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PKMKII
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corsair
-noun
1. a fast ship used for piracy.
2. a pirate, especially formerly of the Barbary Coast.
3. (initial capital letter) Military. a gull-winged, propeller-driven fighter plane built for the U.S. Navy in World War II and kept in service into the early 1950s.
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1. a fast ship used for piracy.
2. a pirate, especially formerly of the Barbary Coast.
3. (initial capital letter) Military. a gull-winged, propeller-driven fighter plane built for the U.S. Navy in World War II and kept in service into the early 1950s.
"How is it that hardly any major religion has looked at science and concluded, 'This is better than we thought! The Universe is much bigger than our prophets said, grander, more subtle, more elegant. God must be even greater than we dreamed'? Instead they say, 'No, no, no! My god is a little god, and I want him to stay that way.'" - Carl Sagan
"To doubt everything or to believe everything are two equally convenient solutions; both dispense with the necessity of reflection." - Henri Poincaré
"To doubt everything or to believe everything are two equally convenient solutions; both dispense with the necessity of reflection." - Henri Poincaré
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coarseair [n]
loud, smelly flatulence shared with [mixed] company
loud, smelly flatulence shared with [mixed] company
Send lawyers, guns and money...
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Roy Hunter
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coarsair
-noun
1. not the finer and straighter type of 'air.
2. 'air not usually found on the head.
-noun
1. not the finer and straighter type of 'air.
2. 'air not usually found on the head.
"I don't mean to sound bitter, cynical and cruel; but I am, so that's how it comes out." Bill Hicks.
"One should not believe everything one reads on the internet." Abraham Lincoln
"Are you OK?" daftbeaker (<-- very good question, people should ask it more often.)
"One should not believe everything one reads on the internet." Abraham Lincoln
"Are you OK?" daftbeaker (<-- very good question, people should ask it more often.)
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PKMKII
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tittle
-noun
1. a dot or other small mark in writing or printing, used as a diacritic, punctuation, etc.
2. a very small part or quantity; a particle, jot, or whit: He said he didn't care a tittle.
-noun
1. a dot or other small mark in writing or printing, used as a diacritic, punctuation, etc.
2. a very small part or quantity; a particle, jot, or whit: He said he didn't care a tittle.
"How is it that hardly any major religion has looked at science and concluded, 'This is better than we thought! The Universe is much bigger than our prophets said, grander, more subtle, more elegant. God must be even greater than we dreamed'? Instead they say, 'No, no, no! My god is a little god, and I want him to stay that way.'" - Carl Sagan
"To doubt everything or to believe everything are two equally convenient solutions; both dispense with the necessity of reflection." - Henri Poincaré
"To doubt everything or to believe everything are two equally convenient solutions; both dispense with the necessity of reflection." - Henri Poincaré
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pieces o'nine
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jot
-noun
1.a slight but appreciable addition
2. what no self-respecting tittle is caught dead without
-noun
1.a slight but appreciable addition
2. what no self-respecting tittle is caught dead without
I will honor Monkey in my heart, and try to keep it all the year.
~Charles "Darwin" Dickens
~Charles "Darwin" Dickens
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Roy Hunter
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tittle deeds
-noun pl.
very small legal documents.
-noun pl.
very small legal documents.
"I don't mean to sound bitter, cynical and cruel; but I am, so that's how it comes out." Bill Hicks.
"One should not believe everything one reads on the internet." Abraham Lincoln
"Are you OK?" daftbeaker (<-- very good question, people should ask it more often.)
"One should not believe everything one reads on the internet." Abraham Lincoln
"Are you OK?" daftbeaker (<-- very good question, people should ask it more often.)
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black bart
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tittles n pl
1. What Dolly Parton had when she was small and Jolene was her best friend.
1. What Dolly Parton had when she was small and Jolene was her best friend.
The smoke wafted gently in the breeze across the poop deck and all seemed right in the world.
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PKMKII
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mottramite
-noun
a copper and lead vanadate.
-noun
a copper and lead vanadate.
"How is it that hardly any major religion has looked at science and concluded, 'This is better than we thought! The Universe is much bigger than our prophets said, grander, more subtle, more elegant. God must be even greater than we dreamed'? Instead they say, 'No, no, no! My god is a little god, and I want him to stay that way.'" - Carl Sagan
"To doubt everything or to believe everything are two equally convenient solutions; both dispense with the necessity of reflection." - Henri Poincaré
"To doubt everything or to believe everything are two equally convenient solutions; both dispense with the necessity of reflection." - Henri Poincaré
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