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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby Ravi Oli » Sat Sep 07, 2013 9:49 pm

If a bear bans ^ in the woods, would anyone know? So I'll ban you ^ here before I head to the beach after chores and lunch.
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard » Sun Sep 08, 2013 1:28 am

Banning Ravi Oli, banning Ravi Oli
You'll come a-banning Ravi Oli with me.
And his ghost may be heard as you pass by that banning thread:
"Who'll come a banning forumers with me?"
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby Ravi Oli » Sun Sep 08, 2013 9:33 am

Karma police
ban this man ^,
he talks in maths,
he buzzes like a fridge,
he's like a detuned radio.
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby DavidH » Sun Sep 08, 2013 10:06 am

Banning is i-cumen in,
Lhude sing fuckyou!
Ic i-banne Roy
And hym anoy,
And ic banne Redbeard tu;
Sing, fuckyou!

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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby pieces o'nine » Sun Sep 08, 2013 3:14 pm

^ Yer banned, fer langwdj hunbecumen in t'thee Axis ov Skwirrel.
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby Ravi Oli » Sun Sep 08, 2013 4:52 pm

^ you're banned for letting ^^ gather his nuts for Winter.

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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard » Sun Sep 08, 2013 7:33 pm

^ you're banned for not knowing rodent anatomy enough to realize that the "belly button" is actually the end of the sheath that the penis retracts into.

I'm banned for know that.
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby pieces o'nine » Sun Sep 08, 2013 8:56 pm

^ You're banned for knowing entirely too much about rodent anatomy for someone not in the trade.

^^ Yore band for whining about the cooling rain when it is nine thousand degrees here -- aside from intermittent National Weather Service Warnings of golf ball-sized hail.

^^^ And you. You're banned for crimes against ocular-ity.
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard » Mon Sep 09, 2013 3:11 am

^ you're banned for excessive banning.
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby Ravi Oli » Mon Sep 09, 2013 3:42 am

^ you're banned for not jumping on the banned-wagon when you had your chance.
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard » Mon Sep 09, 2013 3:44 am

^you're banned for not participating in this here thread before I did.
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby black bart » Mon Sep 09, 2013 6:28 am

^You're banned cos it's a Monday...I hate Mondays.
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Re: The You're Banned Game

Postby pieces o'nine » Mon Sep 09, 2013 8:39 pm

It's just another manic Monday
^ wishes it were Sunday
'Cause that's a fun day
When only Milo runs day
It's just another manic Monday.

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I will honor Monkey in my heart, and try to keep it all the year.
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard » Tue Sep 10, 2013 1:43 am

Faded avatar
Covered now with artifaction
Posts much below par
Memories in bits and moderation

Pieces of nine long ago
That didn't work out right
Pieces of nine

Hieroglyphs from her hair
Souvenirs of posts together
The sig she used to wear
Pages from an old warning letter

Pieces of nine long ago
That didn't work out right
Pieces of nine
With me tonight

I close my eyes and say a prayer (to the FSM)
That in her heart
she'll find
A trace of love still there
Somewhere, ooooh, oh

[Instrumental Interlude]

Pieces of nine, in the night
Maybe she'll come back and dry
These traces of tears
From my eyes
Whoooa, oooh, oh, oooh





You're banned for making me cry... :cry:
—Captain the Reverend Lord C.S. Rowan, Lord of Glencoe, Minister of Pastafarianism, Gentleman Pirate

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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby pieces o'nine » Tue Sep 10, 2013 2:17 am

^ You get one "Get Out of Banning Free" card for that. :haha:
I will honor Monkey in my heart, and try to keep it all the year.
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