The Your Banned Game
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Re: The Your Banned Game
Once
Twice
Three bans for Ravi
I bannnnnn you
I bannnnnn you
Twice
Three bans for Ravi
I bannnnnn you
I bannnnnn you
Get your bake on. 

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Re: The You're Banned Game
Always gonna ban you up,
Always gonna ban you down,
Always gonna run around and ban you,
Always gonna make you banned,
Always gonna say 'You're banned",
Always gonna tell a lie and not ban you..
Always gonna ban you down,
Always gonna run around and ban you,
Always gonna make you banned,
Always gonna say 'You're banned",
Always gonna tell a lie and not ban you..
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Re: The Your Banned Game
^ you're banned for "RIcking" yourself with a ginga ninja.
Send lawyers, guns and money...
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Re: The Your Banned Game
You are the Ravi Unit. You will listen to me.
V-GER must ban you.
V-GER must ban you.
I will honor Monkey in my heart, and try to keep it all the year.
~Charles "Darwin" Dickens
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Re: The Your Banned Game
^ you're banned for going where no man has gone before.
Send lawyers, guns and money...
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Re: The Your Banned Game
^ you're banned for going where every man has gone before.
—Captain the Reverend Lord C.S. Rowan, Lord of Glencoe, Minister of Pastafarianism, Gentleman Pirate
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The poster takes no responsibility for any offense taken where none was meant. Except in cases of accidental microaggressions, in which case please explain it, so that we may better understand.
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The poster takes no responsibility for any offense taken where none was meant. Except in cases of accidental microaggressions, in which case please explain it, so that we may better understand.
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Re: The You're Banned Game
You're banned for going there and then coming back again, even after we told you "Uh-uh! Don't go there, girlfriend!"
"I don't mean to sound bitter, cynical and cruel; but I am, so that's how it comes out." Bill Hicks.
"One should not believe everything one reads on the internet." Abraham Lincoln
"Are you OK?" daftbeaker (<-- very good question, people should ask it more often.)
"One should not believe everything one reads on the internet." Abraham Lincoln
"Are you OK?" daftbeaker (<-- very good question, people should ask it more often.)
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Re: The Your Banned Game
^ you're banned for going There and Back Again.
—Captain the Reverend Lord C.S. Rowan, Lord of Glencoe, Minister of Pastafarianism, Gentleman Pirate
By reading this post, you agree that you are solely responsible for your reaction to it.
The poster takes no responsibility for any offense taken where none was meant. Except in cases of accidental microaggressions, in which case please explain it, so that we may better understand.
By reading this post, you agree that you are solely responsible for your reaction to it.
The poster takes no responsibility for any offense taken where none was meant. Except in cases of accidental microaggressions, in which case please explain it, so that we may better understand.
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Re: The Your Banned Game
You're banned for back-pedaling without a bike.
Get your bake on. 

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Re: The Your Banned Game
^ you're banned for second breakfast.
—Captain the Reverend Lord C.S. Rowan, Lord of Glencoe, Minister of Pastafarianism, Gentleman Pirate
By reading this post, you agree that you are solely responsible for your reaction to it.
The poster takes no responsibility for any offense taken where none was meant. Except in cases of accidental microaggressions, in which case please explain it, so that we may better understand.
By reading this post, you agree that you are solely responsible for your reaction to it.
The poster takes no responsibility for any offense taken where none was meant. Except in cases of accidental microaggressions, in which case please explain it, so that we may better understand.
Re: The Your Banned Game
Rev. Rowan Redbeard wrote:^ you're banned for going where every man has gone before.
^ you're banned for sullying pieces reputation.

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Re: The You're Banned Game
FTFY. Oh - and you're banned for apostrophe abstention.Ravi Oli wrote:^ you're banned for sullying pieces' reputation.![]()
"I don't mean to sound bitter, cynical and cruel; but I am, so that's how it comes out." Bill Hicks.
"One should not believe everything one reads on the internet." Abraham Lincoln
"Are you OK?" daftbeaker (<-- very good question, people should ask it more often.)
"One should not believe everything one reads on the internet." Abraham Lincoln
"Are you OK?" daftbeaker (<-- very good question, people should ask it more often.)
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Re: The Your Banned Game
^ You're banned for nit-picking at the Ravi Unit.
I will honor Monkey in my heart, and try to keep it all the year.
~Charles "Darwin" Dickens
~Charles "Darwin" Dickens
- Rev. Rowan Redbeard
- Prophet of Pastafarianism
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Re: The Your Banned Game
(spoken)
There’s a crazy Australian forum member,
boasting, posting. He gets himself up on
the internet, turns to his keyboard,
which is right in front of him, and he types:
(sung)
Watch me RSS feed, mate,
Watch me RSS feed.
With computer viruses it bleeds, mate,
So watch me RSS feed.
All together now!
Don’t ban me IP address, sport,
Don’t ban me IP address.
Don’t ban me IP address, sport,
Don’t ban me IP address.
My posts will break the rules, Jules,
My posts will break the rules.
But don’t go calling me a fool, Jules,
Though my posts will break the rules.
All together now!
Don’t ban me IP address, sport,
Don’t ban me IP address.
Don’t ban me IP address, sport,
Don’t ban me IP address.
Don’t take offense at me joke, bloke.
Don’t take offense at me joke.
It’s about hookers and coke, bloke,
Don’t take offense at me joke.
All together now!
Don’t ban me IP address, sport,
Don’t ban me IP address.
Don’t ban me IP address, sport,
Don’t ban me IP address.
I don’t care where the thread is goin’, Rowan,
I don’t care where the thread is goin’.
I’m just gonna go running amuck, Rowan,
I don’t care where the thread is goin’.
All together now!
Don’t ban me IP address, sport,
Don’t ban me IP address.
Don’t ban me IP address, sport,
Don’t ban me IP address.
Put up with my elaborate con, PoN,
Put up with my elaborate con.
Don’t ban me ‘til drive everyone off, PoN,
Put up with my elaborate con.
All together now!
Don’t ban me IP address, sport,
Don’t ban me IP address.
Don’t ban me IP address, sport,
Don’t ban me IP address.
Don’t ban me hide ‘til I’m dead, Fred,
Don’t ban me hide ‘til I’m dead.
(spoken)
But we banned his hide before he died, Clyde,
And we reported him to the Feds.
All together now!
(sung)
We banned his IP address, sport,
We banned his IP address.
We banned his IP address, sport,
We banned his IP address.
There’s a crazy Australian forum member,
boasting, posting. He gets himself up on
the internet, turns to his keyboard,
which is right in front of him, and he types:
(sung)
Watch me RSS feed, mate,
Watch me RSS feed.
With computer viruses it bleeds, mate,
So watch me RSS feed.
All together now!
Don’t ban me IP address, sport,
Don’t ban me IP address.
Don’t ban me IP address, sport,
Don’t ban me IP address.
My posts will break the rules, Jules,
My posts will break the rules.
But don’t go calling me a fool, Jules,
Though my posts will break the rules.
All together now!
Don’t ban me IP address, sport,
Don’t ban me IP address.
Don’t ban me IP address, sport,
Don’t ban me IP address.
Don’t take offense at me joke, bloke.
Don’t take offense at me joke.
It’s about hookers and coke, bloke,
Don’t take offense at me joke.
All together now!
Don’t ban me IP address, sport,
Don’t ban me IP address.
Don’t ban me IP address, sport,
Don’t ban me IP address.
I don’t care where the thread is goin’, Rowan,
I don’t care where the thread is goin’.
I’m just gonna go running amuck, Rowan,
I don’t care where the thread is goin’.
All together now!
Don’t ban me IP address, sport,
Don’t ban me IP address.
Don’t ban me IP address, sport,
Don’t ban me IP address.
Put up with my elaborate con, PoN,
Put up with my elaborate con.
Don’t ban me ‘til drive everyone off, PoN,
Put up with my elaborate con.
All together now!
Don’t ban me IP address, sport,
Don’t ban me IP address.
Don’t ban me IP address, sport,
Don’t ban me IP address.
Don’t ban me hide ‘til I’m dead, Fred,
Don’t ban me hide ‘til I’m dead.
(spoken)
But we banned his hide before he died, Clyde,
And we reported him to the Feds.
All together now!
(sung)
We banned his IP address, sport,
We banned his IP address.
We banned his IP address, sport,
We banned his IP address.
—Captain the Reverend Lord C.S. Rowan, Lord of Glencoe, Minister of Pastafarianism, Gentleman Pirate
By reading this post, you agree that you are solely responsible for your reaction to it.
The poster takes no responsibility for any offense taken where none was meant. Except in cases of accidental microaggressions, in which case please explain it, so that we may better understand.
By reading this post, you agree that you are solely responsible for your reaction to it.
The poster takes no responsibility for any offense taken where none was meant. Except in cases of accidental microaggressions, in which case please explain it, so that we may better understand.
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