Lies!
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TwistedSister
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Re: Lies!
^ knows I gave up the booze.
(yep, believe it or not, it's true)
(yep, believe it or not, it's true)
* If evolution is just a theory, religion is just an opinion.
* You never know when I'll be watching.
* You never know when I'll be watching.
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bacon
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^local bartender committed suicide due to loss of profits
*brain explodes at trying to determine if a true statement posted in the lies thread is really true or a lie*
TwistedSister wrote:^ knows I gave up the booze.
(yep, believe it or not, it's true)
*brain explodes at trying to determine if a true statement posted in the lies thread is really true or a lie*
Get your bake on. 
TwistedSister wrote:You can't go wrong with a side of Bacon on your side.........
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TwistedSister
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^ doesn't know I only lie to save my skin.
*It's true!
*It's true!
* If evolution is just a theory, religion is just an opinion.
* You never know when I'll be watching.
* You never know when I'll be watching.
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TwistedSister
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*ouch!
^ was last seen trying to skin a cat with a piece of bacon. Extra crispy.
^ was last seen trying to skin a cat with a piece of bacon. Extra crispy.
* If evolution is just a theory, religion is just an opinion.
* You never know when I'll be watching.
* You never know when I'll be watching.
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bacon
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true - that cat wound up eating my bacon and hence, one non-skinned cat is running around my house now
^was last seen flirting with Errol Flynn
^was last seen flirting with Errol Flynn
Get your bake on.
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pieces o'nine
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WHAT! 
Oh, ^^ are so banned, you floozie!
And ^ are banned for tattling on her.
Oh, ^^ are so banned, you floozie!
And ^ are banned for tattling on her.
I will honor Monkey in my heart, and try to keep it all the year.
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Julius Aurora II
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^ Knows where she is, and where she isn't.
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Roy Hunter
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TPBM knows exactly where they are.
First post.
First post.
"I don't mean to sound bitter, cynical or cruel; but I am, so that's how it comes out." ~ Bill Hicks.
"To argue with a person who has renounced reason is like administering medicine to the dead." ~ Thomas Paine.
"One should not believe everything one reads on the internet." ~ Abraham Lincoln.
"I linked the number of MPs to the number of votes. If you'd done a real Science degree you'd understand sticking to the point." ~ daftbeaker.
"To argue with a person who has renounced reason is like administering medicine to the dead." ~ Thomas Paine.
"One should not believe everything one reads on the internet." ~ Abraham Lincoln.
"I linked the number of MPs to the number of votes. If you'd done a real Science degree you'd understand sticking to the point." ~ daftbeaker.
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pieces o'nine
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^ Really knows where his towel is.
I will honor Monkey in my heart, and try to keep it all the year.
~Charles "Darwin" Dickens
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^ isn't a hoopy frood.
"I don't mean to sound bitter, cynical or cruel; but I am, so that's how it comes out." ~ Bill Hicks.
"To argue with a person who has renounced reason is like administering medicine to the dead." ~ Thomas Paine.
"One should not believe everything one reads on the internet." ~ Abraham Lincoln.
"I linked the number of MPs to the number of votes. If you'd done a real Science degree you'd understand sticking to the point." ~ daftbeaker.
"To argue with a person who has renounced reason is like administering medicine to the dead." ~ Thomas Paine.
"One should not believe everything one reads on the internet." ~ Abraham Lincoln.
"I linked the number of MPs to the number of votes. If you'd done a real Science degree you'd understand sticking to the point." ~ daftbeaker.
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pieces o'nine
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^ thinks the unthinkable, does the undoable, prepares to grapple with the ineffable itself, and sees if ^ may not eff it after all.
I will honor Monkey in my heart, and try to keep it all the year.
~Charles "Darwin" Dickens
~Charles "Darwin" Dickens
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TwistedSister
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^ doesn't love a good grapple once and awhile.
* If evolution is just a theory, religion is just an opinion.
* You never know when I'll be watching.
* You never know when I'll be watching.
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^ speaking of grappling . . . . 
. . . won't tell you with whom she's been grappling with, but someone on this forum will be a mite upset . . .
. . . won't tell you with whom she's been grappling with, but someone on this forum will be a mite upset . . .Get your bake on.
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