Talk Like A Landlubber Day - Sept 20

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Do you Talk Like a Land Lubber?

Yes always, except when I'm on the internet
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Yarrr, yeah before Oi wuz ship-napped
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No-ho-ho ye scruffy bag-o-weevils
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Re: Talk Like A Landlubber Day - Sept 20

Postby black bart » Wed Sep 04, 2013 6:52 am

Well Lord Dave...I believe it involves talking in an unspeakably guttural fashion...rather like ones gardeners on ones estates down in Somerset and Cornwall.
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Re: Talk Like A Landlubber Day - Sept 20

Postby bacon » Wed Sep 04, 2013 11:58 am

What well-bred personage would have the audacity to converse with the gardener?
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Re: Talk Like A Landlubber Day - Sept 20

Postby bacon » Wed Sep 04, 2013 1:55 pm

Lord Hunter, I would never lower my standards to speak with a common gardener. My instructions are perfectly carried out by my housekeeper. Of course, I do have to keep my eye on her . . . she has some sticky fingers when she is around the buffet table. Some strange predilection to kippers . . .
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Re: Talk Like A Landlubber Day - Sept 20

Postby black bart » Thu Sep 05, 2013 5:53 am

Roy Hunter wrote:Why, M'lady Bacon, I would have thought you might have given your gardener very explicit directions on how to tend to his lady's garden to your satisfaction.


Quite, quite Lord Roystone, I am glad you brought the subject of lady gardens up. If not tended to by gardeners of the highest skill they can become quite unmanageable...at least that is what Lady Bart tells me and she insists on employing a strapping young gentleman from the Royal Horticultural Society.
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Re: Talk Like A Landlubber Day - Sept 20

Postby DaveL » Sun Sep 08, 2013 7:15 am

Well I say!!

I'm completely bald, but I hear waxing works quite well on Lady Gardens *snort* *chortle*
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Re: Talk Like A Landlubber Day - Sept 20

Postby tanguerra » Thu Sep 19, 2013 1:56 am

I say, Sanchez has cleaned up his act for the big day, don't you know! I even insisted he bathe in honour of the occasion.

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Re: Talk Like A Landlubber Day - Sept 20

Postby pieces o'nine » Thu Sep 19, 2013 9:59 pm

One is bemused as to why Sanchez appears to be sporting *both* halves of a "BFF necklace," eh what?
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Re: Talk Like A Landlubber Day - Sept 20

Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard » Fri Sep 20, 2013 2:14 am

pieces o'nine wrote:One is bemused as to why Sanchez appears to be sporting *both* halves of a "BFF necklace," eh what?


On those occasions that I happen to espy a necklace similar to the one pictured above, whether it be whole or in pieces, I cannot but help to think of the animation that accompanies this rather peculiar song:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_zU3U7E1Odc
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Re: Talk Like A Landlubber Day - Sept 20

Postby tanguerra » Fri Sep 20, 2013 2:38 am

pieces o'nine wrote:One is bemused as to why Sanchez appears to be sporting *both* halves of a "BFF necklace," eh what?



Arrgh! Tis a long story. Toothless Kate an' he had a bit o' a legover a while back and it didn't end at orl well ...

Ahem, I mean... Duchess Katherine and Senor Sanchez were engaged for a time, but, sadly they decided it was not meant to be!
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Re: Talk Like A Landlubber Day - Sept 20

Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard » Fri Sep 20, 2013 3:03 am

Ah, my dear Tanguerra! It does this old sea dog's heart good to see you once again.

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Re: Talk Like A Landlubber Day - Sept 20

Postby tanguerra » Sun Sep 22, 2013 1:22 am

Arrgh Captain Redbeard, ye've lost none of thee olde charme.

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Re: Talk Like A Landlubber Day - Sept 20

Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard » Sun Sep 22, 2013 1:42 am

Oh, I did indeed lose it, my darling dancer. But upon seeing you grace this forum once more, I suddenly remembered where I had last put it. I can't thank you enough for lubricating my tongue.
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Re: Talk Like A Landlubber Day - Sept 20

Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard » Tue Nov 12, 2013 12:12 am

rrrrr
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