Granted. You've actually been spamming up the Loose Canon threads for the last two months and annoying everyone - we didn't realize it was you, but apparently it was . Hello! How are you doing?
I wish I remembered to play these games more often.
Corrupt a wish.
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Roy Hunter
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Re: Corrupt a wish.
"I don't mean to sound bitter, cynical or cruel; but I am, so that's how it comes out." ~ Bill Hicks.
"To argue with a person who has renounced reason is like administering medicine to the dead." ~ Thomas Paine.
"One should not believe everything one reads on the internet." ~ Abraham Lincoln.
"I linked the number of MPs to the number of votes. If you'd done a real Science degree you'd understand sticking to the point." ~ daftbeaker.
"To argue with a person who has renounced reason is like administering medicine to the dead." ~ Thomas Paine.
"One should not believe everything one reads on the internet." ~ Abraham Lincoln.
"I linked the number of MPs to the number of votes. If you'd done a real Science degree you'd understand sticking to the point." ~ daftbeaker.
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Pirate Johnson
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Re: Corrupt a wish.
You DO remember to play them, yet your keyboad was tampErEd with to shock you EvEry timE you press thE E kEy...
I wish for an infinate amount of spendable cash.
I wish for an infinate amount of spendable cash.
In brightest day
In darkest night
No ninjas shall escape my sight
Let those who warrrship evil Unicorn's might
beware my power
Green Cannon's fire
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In darkest night
No ninjas shall escape my sight
Let those who warrrship evil Unicorn's might
beware my power
Green Cannon's fire
About the colors I post in see: http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/rgb
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gCMzjJjuxQI&playnext=10&playnext_from=QL
YES. I AM PirateJohnson on Ebay.
R.I.P.George Carlin (my hero)
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bacon
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Re: Corrupt a wish.
Granted - You have an infinite amount of spending money, however, you are stuck on a unpopulated island somewhere in the Pacific.
I wish that I could figure out how to get the bear from using my trash can as a personal buffet.
I wish that I could figure out how to get the bear from using my trash can as a personal buffet.
Get your bake on. 
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Rev. Rowan Redbeard
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Re: Corrupt a wish.
Granted. He sets up a restaurant and charges other bears to eat from your trash can.
I wish my wish would not get corrupted.
I wish my wish would not get corrupted.
—Captain the Reverend Lord C.S. Rowan, Lord of Glencoe, Minister of Pastafarianism, Gentleman Pirate
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ET, the Extra Terrestrial
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Re: Corrupt a wish.
Granted - your wish is perverted instead.
I wish I could keep up with my work at work.
I wish I could keep up with my work at work.
"Mit der Dummheit kämpfen Götter selbst vergebens."
("Against stupidity, the gods themselves contend in vain.")
-- Friedrich Schiller (1759–1805)
Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.
-- Philip K Dick
OK, now let's look at four dimensions on the blackboard.
-- Dr. Joy
English isn't much of a language for swearing. When I studied Ancient Greek I was delighted to discover a single word - Rhaphanidosthai - which translates roughly as "Be thou thrust up the fundament with a radish for adultery."
("Against stupidity, the gods themselves contend in vain.")
-- Friedrich Schiller (1759–1805)
Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.
-- Philip K Dick
OK, now let's look at four dimensions on the blackboard.
-- Dr. Joy
English isn't much of a language for swearing. When I studied Ancient Greek I was delighted to discover a single word - Rhaphanidosthai - which translates roughly as "Be thou thrust up the fundament with a radish for adultery."
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Roy Hunter
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Re: Corrupt a wish.
Granted. Your boss notices, and adds cleaning the toilets at the old folks home next door to your job description.
I wish my jaw didn't hurt.
I wish my jaw didn't hurt.
"I don't mean to sound bitter, cynical or cruel; but I am, so that's how it comes out." ~ Bill Hicks.
"To argue with a person who has renounced reason is like administering medicine to the dead." ~ Thomas Paine.
"One should not believe everything one reads on the internet." ~ Abraham Lincoln.
"I linked the number of MPs to the number of votes. If you'd done a real Science degree you'd understand sticking to the point." ~ daftbeaker.
"To argue with a person who has renounced reason is like administering medicine to the dead." ~ Thomas Paine.
"One should not believe everything one reads on the internet." ~ Abraham Lincoln.
"I linked the number of MPs to the number of votes. If you'd done a real Science degree you'd understand sticking to the point." ~ daftbeaker.
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black bart
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Re: Corrupt a wish.
Granted...now it's all locked up safe and sound.
I wish I could have a new body.
I wish I could have a new body.
The smoke wafted gently in the breeze across the poop deck and all seemed right in the world.
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Pirate Johnson
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Re: Corrupt a wish.
I wish that I owned majority stock in Diamond Comics & it was atleast as successful as it is now & still does what it does when it's doing what it does.
In brightest day
In darkest night
No ninjas shall escape my sight
Let those who warrrship evil Unicorn's might
beware my power
Green Cannon's fire
About the colors I post in see: http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/rgb
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gCMzjJjuxQI&playnext=10&playnext_from=QL
YES. I AM PirateJohnson on Ebay.
R.I.P.George Carlin (my hero)
In darkest night
No ninjas shall escape my sight
Let those who warrrship evil Unicorn's might
beware my power
Green Cannon's fire
About the colors I post in see: http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/rgb
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gCMzjJjuxQI&playnext=10&playnext_from=QL
YES. I AM PirateJohnson on Ebay.
R.I.P.George Carlin (my hero)
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Roy Hunter
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Re: Corrupt a wish.
Granted. However, after going round all the comedy clubs in North America and looking for a single comic made out of diamond, I didn't find any. So your diamond comic distribution company goes bust, because there are no diamond comics to distribute.
I wish I wasn't working tomorrow.
I wish I wasn't working tomorrow.
"I don't mean to sound bitter, cynical or cruel; but I am, so that's how it comes out." ~ Bill Hicks.
"To argue with a person who has renounced reason is like administering medicine to the dead." ~ Thomas Paine.
"One should not believe everything one reads on the internet." ~ Abraham Lincoln.
"I linked the number of MPs to the number of votes. If you'd done a real Science degree you'd understand sticking to the point." ~ daftbeaker.
"To argue with a person who has renounced reason is like administering medicine to the dead." ~ Thomas Paine.
"One should not believe everything one reads on the internet." ~ Abraham Lincoln.
"I linked the number of MPs to the number of votes. If you'd done a real Science degree you'd understand sticking to the point." ~ daftbeaker.
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bacon
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Re: Corrupt a wish.
Granted - You're not working tomorrow, but are scheduled to work every day for the rest of the year (sorry - no weekends or holidays off).
I wish I could figure out what the heck I'm doing.
I wish I could figure out what the heck I'm doing.
Get your bake on.
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Pirate Johnson
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Corrupt a wish.
You do but are immediately ashamed and are in severe need of a moist towlette.
I wish I could have more Payed Time Off!!!
I wish I could have more Payed Time Off!!! In brightest day
In darkest night
No ninjas shall escape my sight
Let those who warrrship evil Unicorn's might
beware my power
Green Cannon's fire
About the colors I post in see: http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/rgb
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gCMzjJjuxQI&playnext=10&playnext_from=QL
YES. I AM PirateJohnson on Ebay.
R.I.P.George Carlin (my hero)
In darkest night
No ninjas shall escape my sight
Let those who warrrship evil Unicorn's might
beware my power
Green Cannon's fire
About the colors I post in see: http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/rgb
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gCMzjJjuxQI&playnext=10&playnext_from=QL
YES. I AM PirateJohnson on Ebay.
R.I.P.George Carlin (my hero)
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Julius Aurora II
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Re: Corrupt a wish.
Granted. 3 years leave at minimum wage.
I wish somebody would walk the dog for me.
I wish somebody would walk the dog for me.
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Roy Hunter
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Re: Corrupt a wish.
Drop it off at my house and I will. I make it a 20,000 mile round trip, but it'll be worth it.
I wish Julius' dog would come and visit Molly.
I wish Julius' dog would come and visit Molly.
"I don't mean to sound bitter, cynical or cruel; but I am, so that's how it comes out." ~ Bill Hicks.
"To argue with a person who has renounced reason is like administering medicine to the dead." ~ Thomas Paine.
"One should not believe everything one reads on the internet." ~ Abraham Lincoln.
"I linked the number of MPs to the number of votes. If you'd done a real Science degree you'd understand sticking to the point." ~ daftbeaker.
"To argue with a person who has renounced reason is like administering medicine to the dead." ~ Thomas Paine.
"One should not believe everything one reads on the internet." ~ Abraham Lincoln.
"I linked the number of MPs to the number of votes. If you'd done a real Science degree you'd understand sticking to the point." ~ daftbeaker.
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Julius Aurora II
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Re: Corrupt a wish.
Granted. However since he hasn't had his shots you are arrested while walking them.
I wish life were a musical.
I wish life were a musical.
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Roy Hunter
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Re: Corrupt a wish.
Granted - it's called "Caligula!", and you have to do the whole thing drunk and naked, after being stabbed in the abdomen with a sword.
I wish I liked whisky.
I wish I liked whisky.
"I don't mean to sound bitter, cynical or cruel; but I am, so that's how it comes out." ~ Bill Hicks.
"To argue with a person who has renounced reason is like administering medicine to the dead." ~ Thomas Paine.
"One should not believe everything one reads on the internet." ~ Abraham Lincoln.
"I linked the number of MPs to the number of votes. If you'd done a real Science degree you'd understand sticking to the point." ~ daftbeaker.
"To argue with a person who has renounced reason is like administering medicine to the dead." ~ Thomas Paine.
"One should not believe everything one reads on the internet." ~ Abraham Lincoln.
"I linked the number of MPs to the number of votes. If you'd done a real Science degree you'd understand sticking to the point." ~ daftbeaker.
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