The Your Banned Game

[Roy Hunter]

Brevity is the soul of wit. So you're banned.

[Rev. Rowan Redbeard]

Slow down, you post too fast.
You've got to make the banning last.
Just kicking down the spamming trolls.
Looking for bans and feelin' groovy.

Ba da, Ba da, Ba da, Ba da...Feelin' Groovy.

Hello Roy Hunter,
Whatcha postin'?
I've come to watch your post count growin'.
Ain't cha got no bans for me?
Doot-in' doo-doo,
Feelin' groovy.

I've got no posts to make,
No new threads to read.
I'm dappled and drowsy and ready to sleep.
Let the morning time drop all it's petals on me.
Roy, I ban you,
All is groovy.

[pieces o'nine]

I've come to watch your post count growin'.

^ That is just sad, man.

You gotta get out of this place
If it's the last thing you ever do
You gotta get out of this place
'Cause Rev, there's more to life,
than watching Roy's post count grow

Yeah yeah you're banned

[Roy Hunter]

Pieces knows what it's like to be the sad man,
To be the banned (wo)man,
Behind blue eyes.

[pieces o'nine]

Don't make my brown eyes blue!

You're banned.

[bacon]

And you can tell everybody that you've been banned
It may be quite simple but now that it's done
I hope you don't mind
I hope you don't mind that I banned you for your words
How wonderful bans are while Pieces mods the board

[black bart]

Don't give us none of your aggravation
We've had it with your discipline
Saturday Night's alright for fighting
But any other night and your banned

[pieces o'nine]

Hand daftbeaker down his cane
Hand Roy down his hat
Hurry PK, don't be late
'Cause we ain't got time to chat

Bacon, Rev, we're goin' out
To catch the latest sound
Guaranteed to ban your mind
'Til you clear out of town

Ravi went to hear ^ play
At a club outside of town
And ADOS has the playlist
for the sound ^'s puttin' down

(Doo, doo, doo)
Guaranteed to ban your mind
(Doo, doo, doo)
Wearin' jyint hats, yet keepin' time
(Doo, doo, doo)
Where in the world did he learn that, oh, Lord
Lord, help him ban away

Hey, y'all prepare yourself
For the YOU ARE BANNED man
You never heard a sound
Like the YOU ARE BANNED man
You're bound to lose control
When Bart Industries starts to jam

How much of this fish head stoo, do ^ think we can stand
So much weevils, tales and pleather from one man, Lord

[bacon]

PIeces is banned for not banning Twisty's IP address before she had a chance to come back

[TwistedSister]

Bacon is banned for even thinking such a thing.

[Julius Aurora II]

Twisty is banned for being a naughty kitty.

[pieces o'nine]

Julius is banned for old time's sake.

[Rev. Rowan Redbeard]

Pieces is banned for not giving me any old times to sake.

[pieces o'nine]

I ban, and I ban, and I ban, and it's never enough for you people...


RRR is banned for living too far away, for banning's sake.

[Rev. Rowan Redbeard]

You're banned for not living close enough for me to give you a rather physical reason for not banning me.