Funny stuff found on the intrawebs ver. 2.0

This board is NOT restricted access. Keep that in mind when you post.

Moderator: Other Stuff Mods

User avatar
black bart
Resident Weevil
Posts: 24540
Joined: Wed Sep 21, 2005 6:56 am
Location: London

Re: Funny stuff found on the intrawebs ver. 2.0

Postby black bart » Wed Sep 11, 2013 6:53 am

Image

he's pointed his phaser at a stunner (she's 35 and he's 73!)
The smoke wafted gently in the breeze across the poop deck and all seemed right in the world.

User avatar
Rev. Rowan Redbeard
Prophet of Pastafarianism
Posts: 16632
Joined: Thu Jul 26, 2007 10:49 am
Location: Southern Oregon

Re: Funny stuff found on the intrawebs ver. 2.0

Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard » Wed Sep 11, 2013 9:40 am

I'm 35 and mostly straight, and I'd marry him.
—Captain the Reverend Lord C.S. Rowan, Lord of Glencoe, Minister of Pastafarianism, Gentleman Pirate

By reading this post, you agree that you are solely responsible for your reaction to it.
The poster takes no responsibility for any offense taken where none was meant. Except in cases of accidental microaggressions, in which case please explain it, so that we may better understand.

User avatar
AFTERGLOW
Commander of Cartoons
Posts: 2888
Joined: Fri Dec 09, 2005 4:25 pm
Location: HERE!

Re: Funny stuff found on the intrawebs ver. 2.0

Postby AFTERGLOW » Wed Sep 11, 2013 7:04 pm

Image
Ahoy, me Hardies!

Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrg..

User avatar
daftbeaker
Help! I've fallen and can't get curry.
Posts: 9735
Joined: Mon Feb 02, 2009 2:11 pm
Location: Surrey, England.

Re: Funny stuff found on the intrawebs ver. 2.0

Postby daftbeaker » Thu Sep 12, 2013 10:52 am

Image
Too old to give up but too young to rest - Pete Townshend

I would rather be a rising ape than a falling angel - Sir Terry Pratchett

User avatar
PKMKII
Senior New York Correspondent
Posts: 9629
Joined: Wed Jan 14, 2009 6:13 pm
Location: Where the Sun don't shine

Re: Funny stuff found on the intrawebs ver. 2.0

Postby PKMKII » Fri Sep 13, 2013 1:02 pm

Image
"How is it that hardly any major religion has looked at science and concluded, 'This is better than we thought! The Universe is much bigger than our prophets said, grander, more subtle, more elegant. God must be even greater than we dreamed'? Instead they say, 'No, no, no! My god is a little god, and I want him to stay that way.'" - Carl Sagan

"To doubt everything or to believe everything are two equally convenient solutions; both dispense with the necessity of reflection." - Henri Poincaré

User avatar
Rev. Rowan Redbeard
Prophet of Pastafarianism
Posts: 16632
Joined: Thu Jul 26, 2007 10:49 am
Location: Southern Oregon

Re: Funny stuff found on the intrawebs ver. 2.0

Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard » Sun Sep 15, 2013 8:37 pm

Image
—Captain the Reverend Lord C.S. Rowan, Lord of Glencoe, Minister of Pastafarianism, Gentleman Pirate

By reading this post, you agree that you are solely responsible for your reaction to it.
The poster takes no responsibility for any offense taken where none was meant. Except in cases of accidental microaggressions, in which case please explain it, so that we may better understand.

User avatar
daftbeaker
Help! I've fallen and can't get curry.
Posts: 9735
Joined: Mon Feb 02, 2009 2:11 pm
Location: Surrey, England.

Re: Funny stuff found on the intrawebs ver. 2.0

Postby daftbeaker » Wed Sep 18, 2013 4:25 pm

The Government has announced that benefit cheats will now be dealt with as harshly as fraudulent bankers.

I'm not sure giving them knighthoods is the right way to go.

Edit - homeopathy works when diluted in codeine solution rather than pure water :haha:
Too old to give up but too young to rest - Pete Townshend

I would rather be a rising ape than a falling angel - Sir Terry Pratchett

User avatar
Roy Hunter
If it's not Scottish, it's crap.
Posts: 14815
Joined: Sun Nov 09, 2008 6:13 pm
Location: It's the place where you are, but that's not important right now.
Contact:

Re: Funny stuff found on the intrawebs ver. 2.0

Postby Roy Hunter » Wed Sep 18, 2013 9:53 pm

I found it via Roland Deschain on Facebook, but he's shit at bringing the good stuff home for the family:

Image

The man's intersection is null, ya know what I mean? [/ad_hominem_attack]
"I don't mean to sound bitter, cynical or cruel; but I am, so that's how it comes out." ~ Bill Hicks.
"To argue with a person who has renounced reason is like administering medicine to the dead." ~ Thomas Paine.
"One should not believe everything one reads on the internet." ~ Abraham Lincoln.
"I linked the number of MPs to the number of votes. If you'd done a real Science degree you'd understand sticking to the point." ~ daftbeaker.

User avatar
PKMKII
Senior New York Correspondent
Posts: 9629
Joined: Wed Jan 14, 2009 6:13 pm
Location: Where the Sun don't shine

Re: Funny stuff found on the intrawebs ver. 2.0

Postby PKMKII » Thu Sep 19, 2013 11:53 am

Use Chrome, unless you like murder
Image
"How is it that hardly any major religion has looked at science and concluded, 'This is better than we thought! The Universe is much bigger than our prophets said, grander, more subtle, more elegant. God must be even greater than we dreamed'? Instead they say, 'No, no, no! My god is a little god, and I want him to stay that way.'" - Carl Sagan

"To doubt everything or to believe everything are two equally convenient solutions; both dispense with the necessity of reflection." - Henri Poincaré

User avatar
daftbeaker
Help! I've fallen and can't get curry.
Posts: 9735
Joined: Mon Feb 02, 2009 2:11 pm
Location: Surrey, England.

Re: Funny stuff found on the intrawebs ver. 2.0

Postby daftbeaker » Sat Sep 21, 2013 5:44 pm

Too old to give up but too young to rest - Pete Townshend

I would rather be a rising ape than a falling angel - Sir Terry Pratchett

User avatar
PKMKII
Senior New York Correspondent
Posts: 9629
Joined: Wed Jan 14, 2009 6:13 pm
Location: Where the Sun don't shine

Re: Funny stuff found on the intrawebs ver. 2.0

Postby PKMKII » Sun Sep 22, 2013 11:50 am

Image
"How is it that hardly any major religion has looked at science and concluded, 'This is better than we thought! The Universe is much bigger than our prophets said, grander, more subtle, more elegant. God must be even greater than we dreamed'? Instead they say, 'No, no, no! My god is a little god, and I want him to stay that way.'" - Carl Sagan

"To doubt everything or to believe everything are two equally convenient solutions; both dispense with the necessity of reflection." - Henri Poincaré

User avatar
daftbeaker
Help! I've fallen and can't get curry.
Posts: 9735
Joined: Mon Feb 02, 2009 2:11 pm
Location: Surrey, England.

Re: Funny stuff found on the intrawebs ver. 2.0

Postby daftbeaker » Sun Sep 22, 2013 5:51 pm

Image
Too old to give up but too young to rest - Pete Townshend

I would rather be a rising ape than a falling angel - Sir Terry Pratchett

User avatar
Rev. Rowan Redbeard
Prophet of Pastafarianism
Posts: 16632
Joined: Thu Jul 26, 2007 10:49 am
Location: Southern Oregon

Re: Funny stuff found on the intrawebs ver. 2.0

Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard » Thu Sep 26, 2013 1:40 pm

Image

The Mighty Baconsaurus, as found in Jurasic Pork. Soon to be extinct.
—Captain the Reverend Lord C.S. Rowan, Lord of Glencoe, Minister of Pastafarianism, Gentleman Pirate

By reading this post, you agree that you are solely responsible for your reaction to it.
The poster takes no responsibility for any offense taken where none was meant. Except in cases of accidental microaggressions, in which case please explain it, so that we may better understand.

User avatar
bacon
Everything's Better With Bacon
Posts: 4722
Joined: Fri Apr 17, 2009 12:42 pm
Location: in the frying pan

Re: Funny stuff found on the intrawebs ver. 2.0

Postby bacon » Thu Sep 26, 2013 3:31 pm

:cry: it's beautiful
Get your bake on. Image

TwistedSister wrote:You can't go wrong with a side of Bacon on your side.........

User avatar
AFTERGLOW
Commander of Cartoons
Posts: 2888
Joined: Fri Dec 09, 2005 4:25 pm
Location: HERE!

Re: Funny stuff found on the intrawebs ver. 2.0

Postby AFTERGLOW » Sat Sep 28, 2013 6:24 pm

Image
Ahoy, me Hardies!

Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrg..


Return to “Games, Fun, and Jokes”

Who is online

Users browsing this forum: No registered users and 3 guests