Epic RolePlaying Battle Game

[Roy Hunter]

*Bans pieces for thread necromancy*
*The shoes may match the handbag, but does the collar match the cuffs?*

[bacon]

* eats a bagel *
* drinks coffee *
* thinks this is reflecting real life too much to be a role playing game *
* bops Roy on the head with a clip board *

[Ravi Oli]

*Acquire ^^'s matching collar and cuffs and secures ^ in a tub of bacon grease.*

[bacon]

* easily slides out of the cuffs thanks to that bacon grease *
* bops ravi on the head with a clipboard *
* eats another bagel *
* drinks more coffee *

[Ravi Oli]

*Substitutes ^'s coffee with decaffeinated and steals her clipboard when she nods off.*

[Julius Aurora II]

*Cooks fresh bacon to awaken ^^ while ^ steals her clipboard*

[bacon]

* enjoys some of Julius' yummy bacon *
* feels energized and renewed *
* writes a post-it note reminding her to give Julius one free pass *
* throws stapler at Ravi's head with superior accuracy *

[Ravi Oli]

*uses ^'s stapler [Owww that hurt!] to staple ^^'s mouse to the desk for brown-nosing.*
*enters ^ for her prowess with office paraphernalia into Mongolia's Got Talent.*

[pieces o'nine]

* gets out the rubber band six-shooter and a fresh bag of #31s *

Dance, Aussies, dance!

mua ha ha

[Ravi Oli]

*sends ^ 50 bare-breasted singers/dancers and hope she'll make a monkey of herself.*

[bacon]

Impressive, Pieces
* using her eraser, paperclips and rubber bands to fashion a slingshot *
* shoots tiny pieces of rolled up paper at ^ and ^^ *
* prepares fresh pot of coffee *

[pieces o'nine]

* quietly opens up another bag of #31s and draws a bead on ^ Mr. Coffee *

[bacon]

my bacon senses are sizzling
* assembles paper clips into barrier around coffee pot *
* camouflages self with disposable coffee cups and awaits attack - slingshot ready *

[Roy Hunter]

*unleashes the hounds...*

[Ravi Oli]

*employs Sherlock Holmes to sort ^'s hounds.*
*folds stockpile of origami water bombs and collects bottled water to quell ^^ & ^^^'s office rebellion.*