Epic RolePlaying Battle Game
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- Roy Hunter
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Re: Epic RolePlaying Battle Game
*Bans pieces for thread necromancy*
*The shoes may match the handbag, but does the collar match the cuffs?*
*The shoes may match the handbag, but does the collar match the cuffs?*
"I don't mean to sound bitter, cynical and cruel; but I am, so that's how it comes out." Bill Hicks.
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Re: Epic RolePlaying Battle Game
* eats a bagel *
* drinks coffee *
* thinks this is reflecting real life too much to be a role playing game *
* bops Roy on the head with a clip board *
* drinks coffee *
* thinks this is reflecting real life too much to be a role playing game *
* bops Roy on the head with a clip board *
Get your bake on. 

TwistedSister wrote:You can't go wrong with a side of Bacon on your side.........
Re: Epic RolePlaying Battle Game
*Acquire ^^'s matching collar and cuffs and secures ^ in a tub of bacon grease.*
Send lawyers, guns and money...
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Re: Epic RolePlaying Battle Game
* easily slides out of the cuffs thanks to that bacon grease *
* bops ravi on the head with a clipboard *
* eats another bagel *
* drinks more coffee *
* bops ravi on the head with a clipboard *
* eats another bagel *
* drinks more coffee *
Get your bake on. 

TwistedSister wrote:You can't go wrong with a side of Bacon on your side.........
Re: Epic RolePlaying Battle Game
*Substitutes ^'s coffee with decaffeinated and steals her clipboard when she nods off.*
Send lawyers, guns and money...
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Re: Epic RolePlaying Battle Game
*Cooks fresh bacon to awaken ^^ while ^ steals her clipboard*
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Re: Epic RolePlaying Battle Game
* enjoys some of Julius' yummy bacon *
* feels energized and renewed *
* writes a post-it note reminding her to give Julius one free pass *
* throws stapler at Ravi's head with superior accuracy *
* feels energized and renewed *
* writes a post-it note reminding her to give Julius one free pass *
* throws stapler at Ravi's head with superior accuracy *
Get your bake on. 

TwistedSister wrote:You can't go wrong with a side of Bacon on your side.........
Re: Epic RolePlaying Battle Game
*uses ^'s stapler [Owww that hurt!] to staple ^^'s mouse to the desk for brown-nosing.*
*enters ^ for her prowess with office paraphernalia into Mongolia's Got Talent.*
*enters ^ for her prowess with office paraphernalia into Mongolia's Got Talent.*
Send lawyers, guns and money...
- pieces o'nine
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Re: Epic RolePlaying Battle Game
* gets out the rubber band six-shooter and a fresh bag of #31s *
Dance, Aussies, dance!
mua ha ha
Dance, Aussies, dance!
mua ha ha

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~Charles "Darwin" Dickens
Re: Epic RolePlaying Battle Game
*sends ^ 50 bare-breasted singers/dancers and hope she'll make a monkey of herself.*
Send lawyers, guns and money...
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Re: Epic RolePlaying Battle Game
Impressive, Pieces
* using her eraser, paperclips and rubber bands to fashion a slingshot *
* shoots tiny pieces of rolled up paper at ^ and ^^ *
* prepares fresh pot of coffee *
* using her eraser, paperclips and rubber bands to fashion a slingshot *
* shoots tiny pieces of rolled up paper at ^ and ^^ *
* prepares fresh pot of coffee *
Get your bake on. 

TwistedSister wrote:You can't go wrong with a side of Bacon on your side.........
- pieces o'nine
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Re: Epic RolePlaying Battle Game
* quietly opens up another bag of #31s and draws a bead on ^ Mr. Coffee *
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Re: Epic RolePlaying Battle Game
my bacon senses are sizzling
* assembles paper clips into barrier around coffee pot *
* camouflages self with disposable coffee cups and awaits attack - slingshot ready *
* assembles paper clips into barrier around coffee pot *
* camouflages self with disposable coffee cups and awaits attack - slingshot ready *
Get your bake on. 

TwistedSister wrote:You can't go wrong with a side of Bacon on your side.........
- Roy Hunter
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Re: Epic RolePlaying Battle Game
*unleashes the hounds...*





"I don't mean to sound bitter, cynical and cruel; but I am, so that's how it comes out." Bill Hicks.
"One should not believe everything one reads on the internet." Abraham Lincoln
"Are you OK?" daftbeaker (<-- very good question, people should ask it more often.)
"One should not believe everything one reads on the internet." Abraham Lincoln
"Are you OK?" daftbeaker (<-- very good question, people should ask it more often.)
Re: Epic RolePlaying Battle Game
*employs Sherlock Holmes to sort ^'s hounds.*
*folds stockpile of origami water bombs and collects bottled water to quell ^^ & ^^^'s office rebellion.*
*folds stockpile of origami water bombs and collects bottled water to quell ^^ & ^^^'s office rebellion.*
Send lawyers, guns and money...
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